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Pimag (Caustic Stork)

Commission for @hiveshin

"A rather frail creature, the Caustic Stork more than makes up for it with the sheer area it can cover in a plentiful acid shower with little to no preparation. Even should you rush in and slay it before that, dead Canosite creatures fall apart into rambunctious parades of tiny acid beings that will be a pain to deal with either way"

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the duality of man

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Shin Megami Tensei (SNES)

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Redguard trolls are a certain level of freaky that I absolutely despise. Just look at this thing

Goblin cave is a fucking horror game and not just because I got stuck in there for several hours

why he caked up tho

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Gex from the nothing dimension: this reminds me of nothing at nobody's house

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Told someone it's Tail Time at work and got written up for gexual misconduct.

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It's that time of night, have my favorite tiktok of all time

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YOUR HOLY & VIRTUOUS HERETIC

Play the demo and wishlist now!

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A shard of the occult has entered this world… - Your Holy & Virtuous Heretic

The long-awaited public demo of Your Holy & Virtuous Heretic is now live! Go play it!

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ibuprofen you my best friend

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storytime!

about 4 years ago I decided to install the elder scrolls iii: morrowind on my android phone via openmw. all was well, but at some point while setting an alarm I discovered that something about how the game's voice acting files are formatted makes android recognise them as a ringtone. I set the alarm sound to "dagoth ur taunt 5" (at 0:22 in this video)

from this point onwards, all of my alarms would use this sound by default, which was only occasionally embarrassing.

more recently I got a new phone, and when I transferred my data it interpreted my default alarm sound to be my preferred ringtone. I found this out because at work I got a call. normally my phone is set to vibrate, but on this new phone it had reset to ring, and my phone began yelling through my pants "COME, BRING WRAITHGUARD TO THE HEART CHAMBER".

it's kind of sad that we don't really do custom ringtones anymore. most people just stick with the default list that comes with your phone, if they change it at all. if they're even aware they can change it at all. like yeah, people letting their phones ring in public is obnoxious, but wouldn't it be a little less obnoxious if it was something funny? or personal? people used to change the text tone of every contact so every time they got a text they knew who it was just from the sound. isn't that sweet? isn't that nice? don't you miss it? don't you want to scream when you hear that stupid apple pa-Ting!??? we could have a chorus of awoogas and clips of people's favorite songs and recordings saying '(blank) IS CALLING, WARNING, (blank) IS CALLING' and all things considered i would prefer that over pa-Ting!, pa-Ting!, pa-Ting!, whistle whistle, pa-Ting!

anyway im going to change my ringtone to the oldschool skype call sound and nobody will ever hear it because my phone is always on silent but i'll know. i'll know

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happy PRIDE i’m here i’m queer and i believe the land should be given back to the proper indigenous stewards.

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Listen buddy, because of your little "what the derp" moment, Archduke Ferdinand is dead.