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i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

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people should stop acting that way about mathematics to mathematicians and start acting that way with business majors instead

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It would be funny if nuclear waste warning messages become an attraction for future historical linguists.

I mean look at this thing:

A parallel text in 7 languages, with 4 different scripts between them! And pictograms! All designed to be preserved intact!

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you guys Need to start seeing bugs as animals im not even joking anymore. the second u start seeing them as tiny animals the more your world opens up and the more you accept different types of life Into that world. youll begin accepting that even life you cant understand is still worth living. and itll legitimately make you a better person. fuck

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ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun

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I know I'm a bit late to saying this but frankly if I found out a secret society of magic-users were just playing nonsense sports and making up slurs for the rest of us instead of helping us out with famines or leukemia I think I'd apply for a job with my local witch hunters

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The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂

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Irreplaceable

Sanji’s still working through his self worth issues, but that’s okay, Luffy’s here to beat anything up to make sure his cook feels loved!

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wiped my bro*

i just woke up to ash and dust

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just wiped my brow

i just woke up to ash and dust

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I thought people who shuffled albums were horrible but this dude is much worse than any album shuffler could ever be

new type of guy discovered

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kendrick lamar made me realise that there is an even stronger level of hater that i have yet to tap into

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The Centaur Playing With Her Child (1909) by Otto Soltau (1885-1915). 

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Shes probably committing crimes right now

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That part