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Forgetful: a Poem

Your naked bodies intertwine WhileI intertwine my mouth with smoke. Hoping to forget I ever loved you.

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why do things aimed at “gamers” look like that

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♪♪ Coach said to fake right…. and break left ♪♪

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CONSPIRACY THEORY #4

Dogs think they own us. We are their pets. And they take us on walks. Also they think they are the shit cause we touch them and shit.

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CONSPIRACY THEORY #3

The Bearenstein Bears never existed and we are making a huge deal over nothing.

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Kaoru and Hikaru in pastel pale requested by @urihe​

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CONSPIRACY THEORY #2

Did harambe really die, or did we all die and harambe is still alive?

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CONSPIRACY THEORY #1

BUSH DID 7/11

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*clears throat* *bangs fists on table* TRANS LARS

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TRANS LARS

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Lars????? nah what a jerk what a — [trips] [thousands of photos of Lars spill out of jacket] w-what a fucking asshole I — these aren’t mine I’m just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen I just listen fuck[thousands of photos of Lars scatter across the floor] shit fuck I’m holding them for a friend just listen

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I wish I was as happy as ppl actually think I am.

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Fall out boy - billboard

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Me: No balls.

Friend: yeah, but they are actually called ovaries.

Me: NO OVARIES THEN.

Friend: So much better.

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When walking to the gym

Friend: My brother spilt pizza on my shoe!!

Me: Do u mean dropped?

Friend: No, he fuckin spilt it on my shoe.