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Accio Brain!

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Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?" "Yes." "You called her a liar?" "Yes." "You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?" "Yes." "Have a biscuit, Potter.

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Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.

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Understanding is the first step to acceptance, and only with acceptance can there be recovery. 

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‘There you go, Harry!’ Ron shouted over the noise. ‘You weren’t being thick after all – you were showing moral fibre!’

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‘No, I’m fine,’ said Harry, wondering why he kept telling people this, and wondering whether he had ever been less fine.

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‘Or we’ll stuff it into his hand, he can’t avoid us for ever.’ ‘Who’s avoiding you?’ said Ron, sitting down next to them. ‘Wish you would,’ said Fred, looking irritated at the interruption.

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Wormtail, I need somebody with brains, somebody whose loyalty has never wavered, and you, unfortunately, fulfil neither requirement.

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At that time Frodo was still in his tweens, as the hobbits called the irresponsible twenties between childhood and coming of age at thirty-three.

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'Professor Dumbledore – yesterday, when I was having my Divination exam, Professor Trelawney went very – very strange.' 'Indeed?' said Dumbledore. 'Er – stranger than usual, you mean?' [...] 'Who'd have thought it? That brings her total of real predictions up to two. I should offer her a pay rise…'

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[...] but I gotta tell yeh, I thought you two’d value yer friend more’n broomsticks or rats. Tha’s all.

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Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er, got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first.

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... во-вторых, тест-кейс, который, по нашему субъективно-несовершенному мнению, перестал быть актуальным, может еще пригодиться, хотя бы как память о годах жизни, проведенных не за штурвалом пиратского брига "Черная жемчужина", а за монитором "Хундаи" с неотдирающимся стикером "Моя компания — мой дом".

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Oh, come on,’ said Ron, wrenching it from her grasp and thrusting it at Madam Pince. ‘We’ll get you another autograph. Lockhart’ll sign anything if it stands still long enough.

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I wouldn’t mind knowing how Riddle got an award for special services to Hogwarts, either.’ ‘Could’ve been anything,’ said Ron. ‘Maybe he got thirty O.W.Ls or saved a teacher from the giant squid. Maybe he murdered Myrtle, that would’ve done everyone a favour …

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Can't stay long, Mother," he said. "I'm up front, the prefects have got two compartments to themselves-" "Oh, are you a prefect, Percy?" said one of the twins, with an air of great surprise. "You should have said something, we had no idea." "Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it," said the other twin. "Once-" "Or twice-" "A minute-" "All summer-" "Oh, shut up," said Percy the Prefect.