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Enlightenment

I just realised it loosely fits the Imagine Fili needing to be a little drunk to be able to confess his feelings for you imagine.

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The hunting party of Thorin Oakenshield had come to rest in a small human village under the pretence of gathering supplies, which just happened to coincide with waiting out a rain storm, before returning to Erid Luin with their spoils.

Of course stopping to gather supplies is actually dwarven code for ‘I fancy a drink’ which means finding a tavern, the ones run by men are usually given some sort of ridiculous name, there’s one in the village of Bree called The Prancing Pony and other taverns include but are not limited to The Laughing Dog, The Jolly Taxpayer and The Drunken Duck, the youngest of Durin’s heirs are currently sat in a darkened corner of The Castle - oddly enough though, most call it The Jim And Dragon. Why does it have two names? you may ask yourself, well it’s because Jim is the man who owns it and his wife…well, lets say she isn’t exactly a wallflower, anyway, Fili and Kili have for sometime been hiding from Dwalin and their uncle Thorin, promising to be in their rooms early so that there is a chance to catch something before they have to head home, that all changed however when they caught sight of The Castles rather lovely barmaid.

“Brother stop being silly and talk to her.”

“I will in my own time.”

The ‘her’ in question is currently sitting next to their friend Ori, who has been travelling with his older brother (not the respectable one, the pointy one) going over that pretty drawing book of his “Why do the women always go for him?” asks one brother, trying his hardest not to pout.

“I think they think that he’s ‘cute’.” answers the other, although he too is ever so slightly confused.

“Cute?”

“Yeah they, the women, they use that word a lot.”

“Oh.”

“Everything’s ‘cute’ birds, puppies, clouds, their dresses, their friends dresses…and apparently…Ori.”

“Tell me what else do you know about human women, spare nothing.”

Several drinks later, once one brother has enlightened the other about the ways of women, they hear a shout from a small, strange looking man who they assume must be Jim “Closing time, pay up and clear out!”

“Talk to her brother, before she gets away. Remember what I told you to do and say.”

Summoning all his strength he walks as gracefully as a drunk dwarf can and approaches ‘her’, the woman who has so quickly captivated him.

“Oh, master dwarf…are you alright?” the young woman asks the swaying darrow, although when he fails to answer she simply bends down into his eye line, that’s better at least he’s focusing again – even if he is staring blatantly down her dress, the drink colouring his cheeks.

“I wuv you!” he says suddenly, forgetting everything his brother had told him to say, before fainting at the barmaids feet.

“He never was much good at holding his drink.” Kili says quietly to himself, moving to settle their bill, before scooping his brother off of the tavern floor, apologising to the woman and leaving.

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This was tweaked for FiKi4ever who left a comment on the Balin/Dwalin version :)

I actually prefer this version!…p.s The Castle happens to be my local and yes it is also known as the Jim and Dragon :)

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Any Imagine requests out there?

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Hey! I was wondering if this site was no longer functioning or what? Because I loved seeing people's drabble requests!

As far as I’m aware its still functioning :) its just very, very quiet.

My sister has just had major surgery and I’m head nurse so life’s a bit hectic atm, but give me a week or so to get back on top of things.

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Could you please do a drabble about Thorin being jealous of Thraduil when Thraduil pays special attention to reader? Smut at the end is okay but mainly just angry Thorin? Thank you!!! :D

Requested by: Anonymous

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A Heart Adrift

thalin88​ asked: Pls can I ask a little romance with Fili, but reader become jealous because another girl came into the company and starts flirting with Fili… reader catches them kissing during sword practice in the woods and that break her heart, she starts avoiding Fili… in the end Fili realises that he piked wrong girl because she is coward which leaves him during the battle while he (or Kili) were in dangerous…reader saves them… and end up with Thorin who loves her all along. thnx a lot :)

heilith + averil-of-fairlea for thalin88

P.S. Thank you Heilith for all your hard work on another fun collaboration and for being my good friend. 

Thank you, Averil, you’re the best. :D 

Funny how you felt almost nothing. May be, because you’d expected something like this for a while already.

Or your instincts refused to kick in, lulled into sleep by the fact that they didn’t notice you, which made a stormy reaction quite unnecessary. There was no wave of heat, rushing to your face, no jumping pulses, no pangs in the heart.  

The worst thing was you couldn’t say a bad word about her. When she had first joined the quest, you were the first to welcome her.

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Today the human race lost a great man now the world is just that little bit less magical.

RIP Sir Christopher Lee, ever our friend and ally, there is no doubt you will be missed.

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Pls can I ask a little romance with Fili, but reader become jealous because another girl came into the company and starts flirting with Fili… reader catches them kissing during sword practice in the woods and that break her heart, she starts avoiding Fili… in the end Fili realises that he piked wrong girl because she is coward which leaves him during the battle while he (or Kili) were in dangerous…reader saves them… and end up with Thorin who loves her all alog. thnx a lot :)

 Requested by: thalin88 via averil-of-fairlea

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Reasons to Stay

Reader talks to Kili about the fact that they’re human and won’t live nearly as long as him. Or when Kili won the argument.

Prompt: HERE This request actually landed in my inbox about 2 months ago, I just didn't realise it came from here :)

Start notes:

Ok, so I have no idea how much longer dwarves live compared to humans, my thinking is on average a dwarf lives about 215-ish years and a human lives 95-ish years so dwarves live twice as long plus a bit more.

If you actually do know how each races life spans compare, don’t hate just smile and nod as if my math is right.

Also this is post-quest – everyone lives,

And I’ve tried to keep ‘you/reader’ gender neutral.

It all happened so quickly, well not all happened so quickly the quest didn’t exactly happen overnight - actually it had taken about a year. What had happened so quickly was your attachment to a certain dark haired son of Durin. Not that anything could ever happen, you’re a mortal human, the only child of a weaver. He’s a dwarvish prince who will live twice as long as you.

Still it doesn’t hurt to dream.

“Kili, we mustn’t.” you start trying to explain again, You and Kili had been arguing about this for hours now, there were tears and raised voices, until you ran from the mountain crying hysterically.

“Why not?” asks Kili although he makes it sound more like a statement, as he sits by you on a large rock.

“You’re a dwarf, I am human…it just isn’t allowed.” you continue with a shrug of your shoulders.

Although Kili looks at sceptically resting his cheek on his fist. “You ran off into the wild with thirteen dwarves, you weren’t allowed to do that either remember.”

Oh he had to go there, your father had screamed at you for showing interest in the dwarves when they stopped in your village to gather supplies for their quest. They were captivating, in all the right ways. The youngest members of the company spent the three days they stayed in your fathers inn trying to convince you to travel with them, saying they were a famous traveling act and that a human would only add to their variety – after all that was why they had a hobbit.

While lost in your thoughts you fail to notice Kili sneak closer to you until your shoulders bump.

“There are so many reasons I can’t stay.” you say with little emotion, it was wrong for a human to live in a mountain of dwarves, you belonged with your own kind.

“Listen to me, there are even more reasons why you should stay.” says Kili, he’s got that look about him – you know it so well, he looks frustrated but is actually concentrating intently.

“But.” you start to try and reason with him, but everyone knows how stubborn dwarves are, especially when concentrating.

“Hush.”

“Kili!” really why does he insist on interrupting you all of the time.

“I mean it hush. I really really like you and if you’re not going home then you have to stay in Erebor.” he says in a rush, as though saying it quickly will convince you.

“But I’m human.”

“I know,” the dark haired archer pauses, trying to think of a way to convince you “…uncle won’t mind if you stay, not with all the things you’ve helped us with.”

Although when he notices your unimpressed look he panics a little and starts babbling too quickly for you to understand.

Covering his lips with your fingers you continue your argument finally getting to your point “Kili, I mean I’m human…you, you could live for another 100 years.” you say sadly.

“That doesn’t matter.” mumbles the dwarf from behind your fingers.

“Of course it does, I will die before you, leave you alone…I, I don’t want to do that.” the thought alone makes your heart hurt.

Removing your hand from his lips Kili kisses your palm “You won’t, not if you stay in Erebor.”

“But,” you start trying to find more reasons as to why you cannot stay.

“Stay. With. Me.” Kili interrupts sternly, punctuating each word with a kiss to your hand.

“Kili.” You groan realising that if he keeps kissing you he’ll win the argument.

“Please.” you’ve never been able to resist his puppy eyes, you nod shyly admitting defeat and Kili’s grin is blinding before he leans up to kiss you quickly, maybe it would be ok to stay with him.

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Hi Olga,thank you for replying! Yes,I did request something,but I feel it's not fair to reveal what,because there are many people waiting and we are grateful to the working writers and staff and I don't mean to make anyone unnecessarily nervous! :)

Hey, on behalf of Olga thats more than ok, we love questions from curious  minds.

~ Arty

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Hobbit Triology Review and Analysis

This review addresses a lot of the problems that the fandom has had with Battle of the Five Armies that  they have been trying to correct in the imagines. I am one of the writers on the list. Could you please publish this link? Pretty please?

http://lil-lola-blue.tumblr.com/post/114333242311/tolkein-wins-in-the-3rd-round-or-how-i-learned-to

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Hi writers ^^ I would like to ask something,without looking hastily or nasty... How do we know if a writer picks our requests or no one does? Just to know if we can hope :)

Hi there! :) That’s a really good question. I guess we could ask the writers let us know about it in some way - not necessarily via this blog (unless the request is anonymous), they could always send a message to the one who requested a drabble. From my own experience I know that sometimes an author avoids doing so, because they are never sure that the drabble will turn out well and they don’t want to disappoint anyone, but it doesn’t hurt to ask, does it? 

We’ll make a related post one of these days. Thank you for pointing it out! 

Out of pure curiosity: did you request anything here? No need to answer, if you do not feel like it. :) Just thought it might get someone’s attention to that prompt. 

-Admin Olga

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Hobbit Triology Review and Analysis

This review addresses a lot of the problems that the fandom has had with Battle of the Five Armies that  they have been trying to correct in the imagines. I am one of the writers on the list. Could you please publish this link? Pretty please?

http://lil-lola-blue.tumblr.com/post/114333242311/tolkein-wins-in-the-3rd-round-or-how-i-learned-to

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Happy Spring to all writers and staff! :) *throws petals*

Thank you, darling! :) Happy Spring from us all! 

- Admin Olga

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I was wondering if anyone would be up for writing a drabble or series - however far you would prefer to take it about a filixreader in a modern college au? just something fluffy maybe a bit smutty? and as always you are all wonderful writers , I love reading your stories :) please and thank you

Requested by: s33ther02

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Thing of beauty

Request at ixhwritersblog: Reader works in Bofur’s toy shop, breaks a toy accidentally and he finds her crying in the storeroom. She apologizes over and over, he shushes her, and begins to kiss her eyes. He confesses to loving her, and she does the same. Make out ensues?

Words: 3603, sweet Eru…

A/n: amalthea9 , I hope it’s not half as bad as I think. I really wanted you to like it. 

Thing of beauty

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