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I thought i lost the password for this big bitch — anyways i feel like revamping the char bare with me <:)))
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@shanzhaii | Cont
“...I’m so flattered you’re concerned.” Mismatching those life-altered surprised eyes, Ivan looked back, unfazed and unbothered by Longweis' familiar character; displeased he began chipping away at this wall of theatrics he wore. “Devils like still waters.” Stated, sure of himself. Concern unable to shake his voice as it had yet to sprout past a parched seedling. Leaving Ivan empty of intentions as the two struggled through mutual distrust until one decided to give. Unlikely. “If you’re going to let little devils occupy yourself the least you could do is introduce them. I could try scaring them out. Like you do with hiccups. Or holding you upside down till they fall out-”
#I love how they're so tense like#jhfsdfkj#longwei: *shows a sign of distress#ivan: is the part where I ask if you're okay#longwei: bitch
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Reblog this if it’s okay for people to message you about character ships!
(Please remember this is NOT a license to ship-push! Please remember to respect when someone says they don’t want to ship something, which means you stop talking about it. Please also remember to read a person’s rules before interacting with them!)
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I have the most drafts here on Ivan so Im going to start here- probably spell something wrong in the process lol
#khleb. mun speaks#literally#if its not a error I doubled down on a word too much#its my brand by now
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Are you sad?
“Sounds like someone is projecting!”
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@shanzhaii | x
“My Nokia? I only brought this fossil out so you don’t feel insecure. And hey- if you insult this, you also insult our dearest Finland. Oh, please, don’t do that. Think of the sweet Finnish man. How could you.” Pleaded in a dead flat tone. “Anyways, why do you want me to leave so badly?”
#fghdsjkja fin getting caught in the cross fire of phone insulting nice#nokias r the good shit#shanzhaii#response ( ic )
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which fairytale archetype are you?
the monstrous bride
“Just as the ultimate goal of Arthurian quest finally defines itself as the Holy Grail, the object that can never be assimilated into the real world, so the ultimate woman of romance is a fairy mistress, or fairy queen.” — Helen Cooper
The monstrous bride is not necessarily monstrous, but she is, by definition, inhuman, which is part of her je ne sais quoi. Her happiness often depends on whether her groom knows her inhuman. If he does not, he is bound to find out before the story concludes, at which point he will either be repulsed by his wife's deceit and leave her, or attempt to make the relationship work, but fail, because he is operating under a misinterpretation of her nature. If he is aware of her inhuman identity, it will often be one of the factors leading to his attraction to her, and he will be rewarded with her love – but often at the cost of abandoning his previous life completely.
tagged by: @jokulmacr tagging: You!!! Steal it homie
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@xbasilrp | x
“Actually, I’m quite pleased with the heat.” More like confessing to be tortured. Only armed with a folded map with a newfound purpose to fan off a sunny beat-down. “A little hot,” he confessed, popping a few buttons loose as if it helped; it didn’t. “... Yes, I’ll take you up on that offer. Hm, I greatly loved this sweet cane sugar drink last time I visited. Besides, what is the point of hot weather if not to enjoy something cold and sweet?”
#wants something sweet instead very ivan core#pls anh xD#also thought you'd find the two options fun B))#response ( ic )#xbasilrp
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half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole
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@jokulmacr | cont
“Interesting.” Doesn’t fancy explaining himself further. Instead, he lends an ear to her train of thought as it puzzled him; itching at the back of his mind. Growing curious, he couldn’t quite wrap his head around what she was saying. Ivan caught himself taking it much too seriously. Eri was not the maze of mind worth picking; however, there was something about her troubles bringing him in. Leaving his cloudy thoughts he came back to current moment they shared. His features pinched into a serious expression. “Depends, I’ll need to see the dog before I can make any decisions.” Gesturing her in they met in the middle; giving one long hard look at the friendly canine paused in a state of slobbery happiness. Tilting his gaze away, Ivan hid his judgment within the tea cup. A steam rising from the cup, keeping that smugness to himself. The quiet he put between them giving enough time for the criticism to fall off the words; steeped in thought till he was ready. “Yes, those sure are some nice puppy pixels. Reminds me of... What are those-- things-- they’re small, circular, have a little critter in there, and they can shit themselves to death. Now those were fun. What happened to those?” A tamagotchi. Oh, just the thought of all the time he wasted on that pixel granted him somewhat of an understanding. “Is that one of those? It looks different. I’m curious how this new version upsets you so much. Tell that truth.”
#same same!!!#also--#this gives the vibe of#cool and hip teen and confused farm boy#response ( ic )#jokulmacr
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Welcome back?
Back by unpopular demand; me
thank u™
#yeah#my old job took up all my free time#fcu that place#anyways yeah been back for a bit now#khleb. mun speaks
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Thinking about Ivan being painfully domestic and boring but then .5 seconds later he’s planning to break the law
#just ivan things#amazing what a sneeze of cr//k and pent up energy can do to a man#khleb. mun speaks
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Muse Preferences!
Hey homie- repost don’t reblog
Animal: Doesn’t like animals that much but he does have one dog; a sleepy borzoi named Zefir Flower: Chamomile Scent: Amber Coffee: Very sweet and with cream Tea: Again, very sweet. He prefers it with jam Drink: Tea. Any kind but not something bitter Alcoholic Beverage: Take a guess - if it’s strong he likes it Food (savory): Salmon, pancakes, borscht, etc, ( he likes a lot of foods) Dessert: Шарлотка / Apple Cake. He’s terribly weak for this dessert. Article Of Clothing: Formal Wear - Comfortable sweaters Candy: Zefir— yes, he named his dog after the sweet marshmallow Left Or Right Handed: Both, uses his right more Sloppy or Neat Writing?: Neat! He hates sloppy work Clean or Messy Home?: Depends! He has a bit of a hoarding issue but does random bursts of throwing everything away. Sometimes neat, sometimes a little busy. Shower in Morning or Night?: Morning Tasks Done Early or Last Minute?: It’s never ending the amount of tasks so it’s just a matter of constantly working at it. Cant get it done early if it doesn’t have an end — but if this was an option he’d have it done quickly and correctly Love Language?: Acts of service. Just don’t touch his paperwork unless you’re someone very close. You need to sneak it past him this type of love language but it has the most effect on his chilly heart. However, he’s a hypocrite and will do your work without asking or telling you Believe In Love At First Sight?: Not a chance. Love takes work as a Nation and it could never be that easy. He believes that love at first sight is just attraction at first sight; people are just too dumb to realize it
| | tagged by @frestoniia | | tagging you!!! take it
#the food questions are so hard because this man is just#'oh carbs?'#except the apple cake -- he may be a communist but he wont fucking share it#HEADCANON. a spoken word is not a sparrow. Once it flies out you can't catch it
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“ If you’re not DUTCH – you’re not MUCH ”
| | Indie. Priv. Canon div. | | NETHERLANDS ROLEPLAY | | Loved by Breadie
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