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Why do my interests in canning, couponing, and homesteading overlap so often with blogs with titles like ‘The Obedient Housewife’? 

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my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 

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this is simply the greatest video i have ever seen

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there are people who started following f1 after watching the movie and witnessed a messy rainy race as their first gp, a backmarker car on the podium and a team principal randomly being fired all in the span of 10 days

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top gun is great because tony scott was like “i want to make a movie about sunsets” and the us navy was like “No you’re gonna make recruitment propanganda for the navy” and val kilmer was like “the studio has tricked me, juilliard trained val kilmer, into being here, so i’m going to portray a closeted homosexual” and tom cruise was like “i’m in a ray bans commercial!”

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my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 

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“Are you crying Simon?” “A little bit.”

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My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

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hi sorry idk if this will mean anything to u but every time i see ur icon without fail i think its wendigoon

It does mean something and oh my god you’re so right

(It’s actually Burt reynolds if you’re curious, but there is a resemblance)

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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ladoga ringed seals are one of the only species of freshwater seal in the world! they descended from ringed seals in the ocean, then became trapped in lake ladoga in northwestern russia around 10,000 years ago after glacial retreat!

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You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.

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When sweethearts go on a date and share

Oh, look… Sam is off somewhere 🤣

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"we took porn off tumblr for more lucrative advertising" like this you mean

"post plus" pay me to have to look at these