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the top of your head is like perfectly flat,i feel like i could snort coke off it

SNOWFLAME, I KNOW ITS YOU, YOU COKE-MUNCHING MISANTHROPE! GET BACK TO YOUR UNIVERSE BEFORE I FEEL LIKE DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT!

BUT YES, THERE WAS A REASON OSBORN USED TO INVITE ME TO ALL HIS SHINDIGS BACK IN OSCORP’S HEYDAY. LETS JUST SAY, BEFORE HE WAS KNOWN AS THE GREEN GOBLIN, WE USED TO CALL HIM THE “BLOW BANDIT!”

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Yeah I read USM for the plot

The plot:

Based off this

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I would like to remind everyone that Horizon Labs and Horizon University fully supports the LGBTQ+ year round as well as offering support to it's employees/students in need of counseling.

With that being said: Do not hide. Do not let them silence you. Never give in to the enemy on principal and do not fear. If all else fails, I will send out my spider-bots to protect anyone who wishes it.

Remember the end goal if this months publicity, to celebrate who you are without worry of prejudice. Not just in the month of June, but for every day to come. Do not let anyone tell you who you are supposed to be, only you know the truth of it. Anyone who tries to is a useless dolt with less a brain than a goblin.

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Happy autism month!! You are my favorite autistic person!!

BACK IN MY DAY, WE DIDN’T CALL IT AUTISM. A MAN COULD CATEGORIZE HIS PRINTING PLATES BY INK VISCOSITY WITHOUT ALL THESE LABELS BEING THROWN AT HIM.

I DO HOWEVER, HAVE A HUGE AMOUNT OF RESPECT FOR THE AUTISTIC COMMUNITY, MAINLY BECAUSE THEY MAKE UP THE MAJORITY OF MY STAFF! LET IT BE KNOWN THAT AUTISM ACCEPTANCE IS YEAR ROUND AT THE DAILY BUGLE!

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I FEEL LIKE PAUL REVERE BREAKING NEWS SPIDER-MAN HAS JUST MADE A HOMOPHOBIC POST GO GET ‘IM MR JAMESON

BY GOD, SEND IN THE HELICOPTERS! WE GOT HIM THIS TIME. LETS SHOW THAT BIGOTED BUG WHAT FOR!

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SPIDER-MAAAAAN!!!!!

okay but what if I say I’m gay. Is that ok

no it's not okay i hate gay people

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I’D SAY THIS SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.

Happy Transgender Day of Visibility.

This might seem silly but knowing that J. Jonah Jameson is a civil rights activist and thus would be upset with me about rampant transphobia and anti-trans legislature keeps me going. He saw me transition many times and never left.

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ITS A DAMN SURVEILLANCE STATE, ROBBIE!! AND SPIDER-MAN IS COMPLICIT! HELL, HE’S AN ACTIVE PARTICIPANT!

I saw Spiderman the other day hanging off a building and eating a hotdog while watching some kids play basketball.

PLANNING ON HARASSING THEM OR WEBBING THEM UP FOR LOITERING NO DOUBT!! ITS THANKS TO UNCHECKED VIGILANTES LIKE HIM THAT OUR STREETS ARE NO LONGER SAFE FOR OUR CHILDREN TO PLAY ON!

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I saw Spiderman the other day hanging off a building and eating a hotdog while watching some kids play basketball.

PLANNING ON HARASSING THEM OR WEBBING THEM UP FOR LOITERING NO DOUBT!! ITS THANKS TO UNCHECKED VIGILANTES LIKE HIM THAT OUR STREETS ARE NO LONGER SAFE FOR OUR CHILDREN TO PLAY ON!

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AND PROUD OF IT, BY GOD! SOMEONE’S GOTTA KEEP THAT WEB-SLINGING MENACE IN LINE.

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WHAT KINDA KOOKY CONSPIRACY THEORY IS THIS?! NOW I’M ALL FOR DEFAM- I MEAN, EXPOSING SPIDER-MAN, BUT THIS IS ABSURD! I DON’T SOUND ANYTHING LIKE THIS INFANTILE IMPOSTER!

SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET YOU INTERNS IN LINE! SOMEONE STRONG! HANDSOME! AUTHORITATIVE! AND WITH A DAMNED GOOD WIT TOO!

Black Widow Cloned! (GONE WRONG)

A new theory in the hunt for Spider-Man's identity emerges! He is a CLONE of the Avenger, Black Widow. An experiment gone WRONG! He wears the mask to hide his LIES and spider face!

The proof is there! Similar costumes, a spider motif, and strange technology on their arms. Not to mention the red heads!

To whoever is behind this, put your failed experiment away. One spider out there was enough.

-JJJ

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OH… OH MY MARLA��

My queen Marla Madison Jameson

I love Marla Jonah so much <3

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MY GOD! WE NEED YOU IN THE CARTOONING DEPARTMENT STAT! HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT BEING DRASTICALLY UNDERPAID?

AH, DON’T ANSWER THAT! YOU’RE AN ARTIST, YOU’RE ALREADY BEING DRASTICALLY UNDERPAID!

Why does the Bugle say such mean things about Doctor Octopus? I swear he's not that bad! :c

…HOW OLD ARE YOU?

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SPIDER-MAN HACKED MY ACCOUT! HE’S TRYING TO HUMILIATE ME!

Erotic roleplay but you're J Jonah Jameson asking me for pics of Spiderman.

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DEAR READERS,

REGARDING MY PREVIOUS POST, I WAS AS SHOCKED AND SCANDALIZED AS YOU ALL WERE. CLEARLY, THAT WALL-CRAWLING ARACHNID HAS GAINED ACCESS TO MY PRIVATE ACCOUNT AND IS ATTEMPTING TO IMPERSONATE ME IN ORDER TO HUMILIATE ME IN FRONT OF MY READERS!

WELL I WON’T STAND FOR IT! UNTIL MY TEAM GETS IT UNDER CONTROL, PLEASE DISREGARD ANY AND ALL FUTURE OUT OF CHARACTER MESSAGES FROM ME AS YET ANOTHER PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT “TROLLING” FROM NONE OTHER THAN THE MASKED MENACE HIMSELF!

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PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN AREN’T THE ONLY THING I WANT ON MY DESK TONIGHT.

Erotic roleplay but you're J Jonah Jameson asking me for pics of Spiderman.

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I love u J Jonah Jameson

AND I LOVE YOU COOLSKELETON15. UNLESS YOU ARE SECRETLY SPIDER-MAN OR SOME OTHER MENACE ATTEMPTING TO CATCH ME OFF GUARD USING A HARMLESS ALIAS AND MAKE ME LOOK BAD IN FRONT OF MY READERS.