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they should make a way to let u get high off how evening sunlight hits tree trunks

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sorry for being a hater i want to be a lover but everything pisses me off

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FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

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what is like… the most on brand, stereotypical zodiac sign trait is true for you?

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burn out

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RIP Kabosu, who inspired one of the most influential memes of all time; Doge.

2/11/2005 - 24/5/24

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as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

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Feel free to specify in the tags :) if the animal is one that needs company assume you'd have multiple

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the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...

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the problem with being in a sports fandom is that at some point they all stop playing the sport for awhile and disappear? and like what am i supposed to do now. i’ve become accustomed to a certain level of enrichment in my enclosure.

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SSRI's are such cunts bc like yay I'm no longer on the verge of mental collapse for no reason but now I have a new present and more dangerous enemy: heat stroke

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what a beautiful day to not be in high school

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Can you doordash a true loves kiss

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going to sleep & by sleep. heh. well. let's just say. phone in bed