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after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

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Shout out to that guy from Florida talking to my coworker about wanting to take his sail boat through Lake Superior in November. He was planning on a little trip and my coworker was like hey man I don't know how to tell you this but you will Actually Die

*Lake Superior, in the far distance*: yes yes yes yes yes do it yes yes

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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

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Anyone else getting really fucking sick of this support:condemn dichotomy where folks online act like the only two possible responses to anything ever are to wholeheartedly support it or wholeheartedly condemn it?

"Oh you said that you dont think that random stranger should be sent full on death threats and doxxed for their iffy artwork? Why do you support racism" how about we all go outside and interact with real people and see how they react when you say things like that!

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Shout out to that guy from Florida talking to my coworker about wanting to take his sail boat through Lake Superior in November. He was planning on a little trip and my coworker was like hey man I don't know how to tell you this but you will Actually Die

*Lake Superior, in the far distance*: yes yes yes yes yes do it yes yes

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NEW Daily Mittens: Hydration

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Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999) dir. George Lucas Conclave (2024) dir. Edward Berger

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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

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req'd by @paper-ink-and-sorrow

your circus, your monkeys i fear

text: Obi wan is like I got the kids in the divorce. They aren't my kids. Or my divorce.

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JULIE AND THE PHANTOMS ♫👻 1.07 - Edge Of Great

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I mean, I heard the "Don't grocery shop when you're hungry" thing as an adage as a kid - WELL before Wansink's work was in the popular eye. I don't doubt that he did research about it, but this is the second or third person I've seen acting like he originated it, and he didn't. It's, like, folk wisdom.

I think it just depends on the person. If I grocery shop hungry, I'm a cranky asshole. I make grocery lists before I go to store.

Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

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MURDERBOT | 1.06 Command Feed

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1926 c. French afternoon summer dress of fine cut work and shadow embroidery inserted with roundels of Reticella needle lace and sides of hand-knotted Fillet lace. From 1st Dibs.

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Today's Seal Is: Yummy Backpack I Eat It Maybe

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I am going to hunt our contractor for sport and eat his liver if he doesn't finish my damn bathroom.

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