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Oh Naw, I deaded

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Killing is not a human right. You can't take away a person's life just because it brings you convenience.

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I don't agree with abortions. I keep seeing things about how people think it's actually OK to murder baby's. It's not, It's heartless and sick and if you fucking agree with abortions than unfollow me now because I don't want to see it or hear about it.

There is people out there who WANT to have babies and can't, If you don't want the baby then put them up for adoption and give them a chance of living, Don't resort to killing something small and innocent. Don't resort to murder.

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Why the FUCK is all full house fanfics for uncle Jesse (however the fuck you spell his last name) and NOT DANNY TANNER?!?!?!

During my depression upon losing Bob Saget, I go to submerge myself in Danny tanner x reader fics only to find none.

So I'm WRITING SOME.

Danny tanner stans if you see this request whatever you want for the danster, I'll write it by golly.

This house about to get full 😏

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Lol WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK OF ME?!? HMM?!?

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr. Put an assumption in my ask. I'm not gonna be mean, I'm very interested.

Also bored.

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I sing this so beautifully while walking my dogs and my neighbors watch in awe until I start sobbing and screaming like a monkey.

That song and this one:

Because once THERE WAS A Way.....

To get back homeward

On a side note, Murr is amazing.

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AIGHT

Enough of me selfishly posting about my intense pain and anguish I'm suffering.

DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IMPRACTICAL JOKER FANFIC IDEAS?!?!?!?

My star wars one didn't go so well ) :

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The one person I thought would always be by my side, My one true friend, My dear sister and other half. Has unfortunately FUCKING abandoned me like everyone else in my family.

Not me CRYING MY EYES OUT their sweating that's it.

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My family are so fucking confusing and pressuring and stressful.

One minute someone is venting to me about their problems.

Then the next another is asking about said person above problems and I accidentally tell them.

Then the other person gets mad at me for telling.

But I'm a brutally honest dumb ass who accidentally spills the beans.

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What It would be like if me and sal were in a relationship.

Sal sitting down reading on his phone: *visible contentment*

Me running through the house screeching like a monkey while Ransacking the place: *LOUD AND VIOLENT MONKEY NOISES*

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Sal vulcano could beat me with a washing machine and proceed to Hercules throw a fucking train on me and I'd be content

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22 isn't being to hare Krishna to me

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My house was once invested with fleas, I named everyone of them sal vulcano and unfortunately had to watch them die during a flea bomb.

This was sal the 1st.

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People gathered around socializing like normal civilized humans:

Me jumping up in a rush:

People: where are you going off to in such a rush?

Me: