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goodbye june HELLOOO APRIL!!! 😋😍😍🥰🥰🍁🍁🍂🍂

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btw dating sucks as a concept.

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You are offered $1000 if you can perfectly sing a random, popular karaoke song - it doesn't matter if you sound good, you just have to get all the words right, but no cheating! lyrics are not provided. spin the wheel and determine your fate...

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🐟🪷🌈🌈

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imagine your hometown had an urban legend that went “once Murderman came to our village and beat three people to death with a bat” and one kid kept saying shit like “wow, Murderman was so cool when he beat those three people to death with a bat…”

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get small

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posting this for no particular reason

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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

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also I got a tattoo partially re-coloured today and they bandaged me in veterinary wrap like I'm a sick horse

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Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

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The pills meme but it's things i wish i had

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spin this wheel to get a random d&d class. you are instantly transported into the d&d world and have to live as that class

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I never know how to respond to these emails

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Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working?

Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.

When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.

I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.

I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.

Anyways. Be chaotic. It’s more fun that way.

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Please be gentle holding the salad hedgehog

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i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

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If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.