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you know when you're playing the Sims and you tell them to do something and they do something else, that's what's going on in our world whoever is controlling our simulation lost control cuz our dumb asses think we know how to do anything for our self

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my friends after I repeatedly quote one particular vine:

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Things the lgbt community is doing that make me wish I wasn’t lgbt:

It/its pronouns

He/him lesbians

“Spacesexual genderflux non dysphoric gnc trans boy! (He/she/they/fae)”

“”“"Preferred”“”“ pronouns (they aren’t preferred. I am a guy. You call me he.)

Neopronouns/genders in general……

"I don’t try to pass as a boy but if you misgender me or refuse to date me like a cute yaoi boy you’re transphobic”

Every trans guy is a “smol flower soft boi”

Every trans woman is a “big strong muscle lady wife”

Forcing the queer label on everyone in an act of “reclaiming” it

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💕for all pedophiles/maps/nops having a hard time💖

good i hope it gets worse for you and you end up getting hit by a bus

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ddlg means daddy long leg change my mind

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GIMME U FACKIN MANEY

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Welcome to my

*grabs your dick and twists it like an Indian sunburn*

TWISTED mind

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i’m not strong enough for this i’m about to die RIGHT here

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Coran Coran the drug induced man.

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Coran Coran the drug induced man.

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Coran Coran the drug induced man.

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im really just in the mood to rot into a forest floor somewhere

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Coran Coran the drug induced man.

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*checking my mood ring* it says i love girls

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Coran Coran the drug induced man.

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If your name is Alex there’s a 95% chance you’re a bottom

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what if there was a superhero who gained their power from buttplugs like they put in one of those cat tail buttplugs and gained cat powers and stuff