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so a Blorbo is a type of spiritual chew toy, i gather

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“Now, bear in mind,” *I pause, allowing time for you to visualize the bear*

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an early twenties girl asked if she could vape in my car and i said no and she was like 'wow.. thank you for communicating and being honest...'

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when youre running late for saving your soulmate from a cursed pirate ship

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㋡🥀

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it literally all starts with forgiving yourself there’s no way around it

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i dont think ive seen this clip on here yet and i think about it all the time

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My opinion on lolishota is always not my thing, very don't like it especially when it's characters I personally enjoy a lot, but you do you. Keep it tagged and I don't care. If I don't gotta see it, I don't gotta problem.

But if I have to see your untagged 'shotacon trans character A getting impregnated by his adoptive guardian character B' I will be pissed. I will be coming to your house and feeding you to leeches. I don't have that many leeches, but by golly, where there's a will there's a way.

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i want to thank the 1920s-1930s third wheel who saw their two friends lying in bed together in their underwear and stocking garters reading a book with their legs wrapped around each other and said “i am going to take a photograph of this”

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reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

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every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am

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another banger from dril

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Jayce and Viktor gift art ~ that ending was phenomenal and I'm still thinking about it.