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[jade-jini]

someone in goon central has itzy as their ult group - idk what this person talks about in your server but they lowkey cooked with yandere itzy

Wait who- I haven’t been here in so long:((( who’s the homie?!

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GODDAMN IT.

More goon central! More goon central! More goon central! 😸

More goon central? 😏

Lemme tell you the story of how the twins don't really like their younger brother Bart. 😒🙄

It all started when Lila @lilacura introduced Bartholomew to me saying how this was now our son and how she gave birth to him (of course i agreed) . During this moment she had also sent the pic to Jade @jade-jini and Keer @keervah oh my god they did NAWTTT like him and called him uglyyy😭 (LIKE DAMN LEAVE THE BABY ALONEEEEEEE HE DID NOTHINGGGGGGG). Everytime Lila and I bring up bart the twins were always like "ugh i thought you forgot about him" or "ugh he's not my brother" LIKEEEEEEE 🥲 ITS OUR BABY WHY WOULD WE FORGETTTTT AND WHY R U SO MEANNNNNNN!!! LIke they gotta learn to love him but they dont wanna CAUSE HE'S UGLY??????? LIKE BFFR. BUT GUESS WHATTTTT THEY ARE FINALLY GETTING USED TO HIM ( they still dont like him) BUT WE ARE FINALLY GETTING SOMEWHEREEEEE!!!!! jade is just being nice cause she wants fortnite things AND KEERRRR THE #1 BART HATER FINALLY COUNTS HIM AS ONE OF LILA'S AND I'S KIDS!!!!! (she was calculating how many kids lila and I have now and she was like 3) GUYSSSS WE ARE GETTING SOMEWHEREEEEEEEEEE🤪🥳🎉 but lila and I welcomed another baby a fur baby (the family pet) named riri :3 and shes is a little flirttttttt 😭 but lila and i love her cs she talks like us 😭. and when Lila and I were telling Jade and keer about their new sibling they were like ??????? ARE YOU A FURRY (like okay. what the actual fuck.) WE WERE GONNA ASK JADE AND KEER TO NAME RIRI BUT NooooOoOOoOOOoo THEY WANNA BE RUDE. so we asked sienna!! @kittyl1z she was no help at first, wanting us to name riri stephen curry🧍‍♀️like okay. no. BUT SHE GAVE US THE NAME RIRI SO WE TOOK IT AND RAN WITH ITTTT (we were gonna name riri Liyuh "Leah" but riri was too iconic and too good) But yesssssss lila and I now have 4 kidsssss. :3

I hope this was a fun goon central storyyyy!!!

^ this is riri SHES SOOOO CUTIE PATOOTIEEEEE🤭

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PEOPLE PLS PUT YOURSELF IN MY POSITION, I WAS ROBBED OF THE BABY OF THE FAMILY TITLE, PLUS I ALWAYS AGREE WITH MY TWIN AND SHE DIDN’T LIKE HIM! Also the jade wants Fortnite things is so real if y’all buy me skins I’ll write fics for you :3

More goon central! More goon central! More goon central! 😸

More goon central? 😏

Lemme tell you the story of how the twins don't really like their younger brother Bart. 😒🙄

It all started when Lila @lilacura introduced Bartholomew to me saying how this was now our son and how she gave birth to him (of course i agreed) . During this moment she had also sent the pic to Jade @jade-jini and Keer @keervah oh my god they did NAWTTT like him and called him uglyyy😭 (LIKE DAMN LEAVE THE BABY ALONEEEEEEE HE DID NOTHINGGGGGGG). Everytime Lila and I bring up bart the twins were always like "ugh i thought you forgot about him" or "ugh he's not my brother" LIKEEEEEEE 🥲 ITS OUR BABY WHY WOULD WE FORGETTTTT AND WHY R U SO MEANNNNNNN!!! LIke they gotta learn to love him but they dont wanna CAUSE HE'S UGLY??????? LIKE BFFR. BUT GUESS WHATTTTT THEY ARE FINALLY GETTING USED TO HIM ( they still dont like him) BUT WE ARE FINALLY GETTING SOMEWHEREEEEE!!!!! jade is just being nice cause she wants fortnite things AND KEERRRR THE #1 BART HATER FINALLY COUNTS HIM AS ONE OF LILA'S AND I'S KIDS!!!!! (she was calculating how many kids lila and I have now and she was like 3) GUYSSSS WE ARE GETTING SOMEWHEREEEEEEEEEE🤪🥳🎉 but lila and I welcomed another baby a fur baby (the family pet) named riri :3 and shes is a little flirttttttt 😭 but lila and i love her cs she talks like us 😭. and when Lila and I were telling Jade and keer about their new sibling they were like ??????? ARE YOU A FURRY (like okay. what the actual fuck.) WE WERE GONNA ASK JADE AND KEER TO NAME RIRI BUT NooooOoOOoOOOoo THEY WANNA BE RUDE. so we asked sienna!! @kittyl1z she was no help at first, wanting us to name riri stephen curry🧍‍♀️like okay. no. BUT SHE GAVE US THE NAME RIRI SO WE TOOK IT AND RAN WITH ITTTT (we were gonna name riri Liyuh "Leah" but riri was too iconic and too good) But yesssssss lila and I now have 4 kidsssss. :3

I hope this was a fun goon central storyyyy!!!

^ this is riri SHES SOOOO CUTIE PATOOTIEEEEE🤭

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WHY DIDNT I KNOW THIS WAS POSTED WTFFFFF 😩😩😩😩😩😩 Aeri I need you in ways that would concert the biggest academy of psychology my therapist would need therapy after I share my most tamed thoughts about her 😩

sorry this is very unclassy of me but omg… just got the dirtiest thoughts about g!p aeri having a breeding kink?? :(( like THIS NEEDS TO BE SHARED

g!p aeri thoughts!

cw: kinda dubcon and HEAVY breeding kink!!

i mean look at her?? she’s the type to not pull out SORRYY I SAID IT I SAID THE TRUTH! cause why the fuck would she engage in having sex with you if she’s not gonna fill you up with her load at the end.. no point in fucking altogether then,, like okay girl we see you.. condoms? don’t know ha! hence why you should always make sure to be on the pill with her ahem moving on

and if i said dubcon along with it too..? putting on those fake puppy eyes as she pleads you to let her cum inside you :(( you let her, of course… unless you’re too fucked out to even think of a response properly, then don’t worry, she’ll make the decision for you! once she feels her cock twitching against your walls, threatening to shoot, she proceeds to immediately grab you by the waist and thrust even deeper than she was, making sure you’re not going anywhere whilst she drains every single drop of herself inside you cosmxksn so considerate of her,,,

she can’t help but pound into you relentlessly just so she can watch her thick cum leak out of you at the end, it’s only natural :(( she’d even eat you out and finger you slowly after your orgasm just to get all of it out,,, the sight and taste of her own cum drooping against your pulsating wet cunt gets her back up and throbbing again in under a minute you literally CANNOT make this shit up!!😭such a messy situation before her yet all she can think about is ruining you even more… whining and moaning against your core as she plays with it, licking every inch of it and overstimulating you, making sure she tastes all of herself,,, gawd!

it ends up everywhere :(( on your tits, ass, stomach, face, hell, even your hair! she marks up every inch of your body with her sperm she truly cannot be stopped i fear,, gently slapping your cheek with her throbbing dick and saying things like “open your mouth for me baby.” only for her to ‘accidentally’ miss your mouth altogether and end up cumming everywhere around it… smiling upon seeing how fucked out you look under her fkdkfkd your eyes heavy and your body all covered in her lukewarm juices

am i going insane? yes!! G!P AERI ME NEXT— [EAGLE PASSES BY]

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lol if you want to know so badly - who was the one person that never wrote smut but then wrote maybe 2-3 smut fics?

What

What you on about ?

[jade-jini]

WAAAH I wanna stop feeling stuck 😭 I just wanna write Omfg

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Never trusting wintersera ever again Omfg.

crazy? || ningning x f!reader

notes: the wintersera comeback we’ve all been waiting for, i hope its to you guys’ liking because christ…. it’s been a while since i last posted

tags: loser!ning, loser!reader, very cute and loving smut, praise, HAND HOLDING?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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lmao might be someone from goon central but i saw it while looking at some smut and the writing style is similar

WHO. WHO IS IT ANON DONT GATEKEEP

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i think someone made their nsfw blog debut 👀

What- who. Is it one of the goonies?! WHO ARE YOU

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Goon central the best novela y’all could ever read (everything was ok until the ugly ass baby)

@kittyl1z GET BEHIND ME THEY EXPOSING YO ASS IN 4K HAHAHAHA

please do inform us on what the family tree is :D and also how you came to be one family. i am very curious

Sit down or lay down and relax cause i am gonna tell you the whole entire story, of when i joined goon central up until now.

It was a fun afternoon (February 12 to be exact 🤓) i had family over and we were eating dinner and I got a message from @keervah asking if i wanted to be apart of the discord. when i saw that message my heart started racing 😰but I couldn't open Tumblr in front of my family 😓so I decided to open keers message later on, When i got home i knew i had to answer keer and so i did, I was so surprised they wanted me to join because tbh I've been eyeing them for a while, and I had already talked with keer beforehand on one of my older posts. But i was shocked and from then on Keer sent me the link and I joined.

Guys, i was so shy and nervous at first. My hands were shaking because i hadn't made online friends in over 2 years. But when i joined everyone greeted me warmly, I felt awkward at times since i was new, but as time passed and as I joined their banters i grew more comfortable and finally showed my true and crazy self. @jade-jini was the other person who wanted me to join alongside with keer and without the two of them requesting for me to join I would have never met anyone in Goon Central🥹.

As time past and our banter in the group chat grew i took note of everyone how they act, how they typed, and what their humor is like. (which thank godddd is similar to mine). I would always asked them questions about my nails and what I should do next and sent a hand reveal in the GC (lol) which from what I remembered, I had a couple of people going crazy over my hand 😅. That is where @kittyl1z came to be and simped over my hands (sorry for outing you Sienna) Sienna became a simp and had Jade gatekeep me from her. (Jade is a MAJOR gatekeeper yalls) She gatekept Sienna and i from eachother as Sienna kept trying to flirt her way to me.

Then out pops @lilacura, Lila and I bonded over nails and she helped me decide what to do ( white French tips 😎). Lila and I bonded so hard (??? why does this sound weird) that we took it to DMS and started talking nonsense. Then literally the next day we all decided to do a face reveal on the server. things went kindaaaaa crazy in there during that time. Soon enough i had two girls (Lila and Sienna) (Jade was still gatekeeping) fighting over me😰 and omg let me tell you I was so confused as to what was happening but of course, i went along with it ( for the plot) there were many banters between Lila and sienna.

Which eventually created a love triangle, mainlyyy since I was chatting up both of them 😗 at the same time (I know very messy of me). There were many banters, name calling, disapointment, and heart break through out this whole love triangle, but then Lila and i got married one random afternoon. How that lead up was that i teased that we should get married and she was like we're already married but i had no ring on my finger 🤨 so i was like wheres the ring????🤨then she proposed, then boom married. While sienna was being so sweet talking with me and all i did was break her heart 😔 (So sorry sienna).

Then news broke out through out goon central, then jade became Lila and I's daughter and since jade and Keer were twins 👯we had two daughters!! while trying to adopt keer and jade it TURNS OUTTTTT THEY WERE ALREADY TAKEN BY SOL @myouicieloz AND V @vlance (LIKE WTF) BUT IT ALSO TURNS OUT I BIRTH JADE(???) AND LILA BIRTH KEER (???) AND SOL IS MY SISTER! SINCE SOL IS MARRIED TO VLANCE THEY BOTH ADOPTED KEER AND JADE WAYYYYYY BFORE LILA AND I JOINED THE SERVER, THEN ONCE WE JOINED THE SERVER JADE WAS LIKE "MINE 👹" TO LILA AND I.

But we agreed to be her and keers birth parents 🤗 so, to sum up Lila and I are coparenting with Sol and Vlance 😇 Then jade is dating Kaye @wintersera and they have like 5 kids AND JADE WANTS MOREEEEEEE LIKE GIRL STOP BEFORE I NEUTER YOU!!!!🤨🤨 but everyday is an adventure and filled with love (lol) we banter and Im still as close as ever with sienna ( She still filrts with me till this day even tho she told me not to tell lila) 😊 ( im laughing writing this part 💀) Everything is great fun and fresh 😝 i have the LOML and kids and we also welcomed a new member, Lila and I's baby boy Bartholomew aka bart that mews aka bart, welcome him to the fam!

Isn’t he precious 😊🥰🥰🥰

Jade and keer hates him 😪

but yes that practically what happened and the general family tree ( i still have no idea what this family tree is ) I gave you guys information yet no information at all since i kinda dont remember sorry its a mess like my brain atm but just know there was a lot of random banters throughout the server lol but it got us here today I hope you guys enjoyed this random story and not a ff LMFAOOOOO.

[jade-jini]

EHEHEHE THANK YOU MUM <3 (guys can y’all believe I went from wanting to be friends with her to becoming her daughter?!!! Fans be winning in life fr)

ALSO YALL PROBABLY KNOW THEM BUT IF NOT PLS CHECK YUHNIE’S AND EVERYBODY’S BLOGS BECAUSE MOST OF THEM ARE WHO GOT ME INTO WRITING AND OPENING MY ACCOUNT

Who your top fav writers and why? I am new and I want to start reading

Very good question! So first off we have

@jensettermandu-oh em to the gee She has AMAZINGGGG STORIES AND HER WRITINGGGGG CHEFS KISS.

@pupyuj- ENAAA MY BESTIEEE WHO I KEEP PROMISING TO PLAY GAMES WITH BUT HAVE NO TIMEEEEEEE ( IM SO SORRYYYY) her writing and blurbs are saur good 10/10 everytime.

@jade-jini - MY BABY MY DAUGHTER (including keer ily keer mwah) HER WRITING SO GOOD LOVE IT LOVE HER.

@wintersera - KAY KAY AKA JADES BAE MY DAUGHTER IN LAWWWWW HER WRITINGGGGG MWAH MWAH LOVE YOU KK

@wonysugar - SUGARRRRR OUUUUU OUUUUUU SHES A LITTLE CRAY CRAYYY BUT WE LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ily ugar 🦭

@lilacura- 🤭 MY LOVEEE MY WIFE THE ONE WHO HELPS ME DEAL WITH JADE AND HER MILLIONS OF KIDS😰 She has like a handful of smut BUT HER FLUFF AND ANGST WE LOVEEEEEEEEEEE💕

@myouicieloz - SOLLLL MY SISTERRRR 👯‍♀️ HER WRITINGGGG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS thats all i gotta say :3 ily

@ningvory- NABIIII MY BESTIE WHO SENDS ME THOSE GAMES THAT I ALWAY SEE OTHER PEOPLE DOINGGGGGGGGG, HER STORIESSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSSSSS WE LOVEEEEEEEEE.

@kittyl1z- SIENNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YES. WE LOVEEE. SHE HASNT BEEN WRITING ON TUMBLR RECENTLYYY BUT DO CHECK OUT HER STUFFFFFF 🫶

There are many more people to add but this is the gist of it all, ( if i didnt add you it doesnt mean i love you any less, complain to me then ill add you in a heart beat dw) i hope i answered your questions anon :3 give support to my family thank you very much 😌🙏

[jade-jini]

WAS IT YOU BRO

Fine then I'ma kill jade 🦊

WHOA THEREE🤨🤚

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GIRL I CANT ANYMORE I WANT TO SPEAK ABOUT MINA SO BAAAAAD BUT I 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐓.

LOOK AT HER

JUST 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐀𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐑.

𝐈𝐌 𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝐘 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐃.

BE STRONG TWINNIE BE STRONGGGGGG (I’m looking respectfully i promise)

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🤫🐺

Man whatever then goodnight 😒

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Yes girl you know me 🐺

Wtf was your point bro I need to know the tea if you’re involving ME and my mum

[jade-jini]

Nothing I just have to make a point 🐺

HELLO?! ARE YOU @bitchiswild FOXY ANON?!!

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Tf did I do???

Fine then I'ma kill jade 🦊

WHOA THEREE🤨🤚