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Why do I look like the asshole in the bar in Good Will Hunting #howdoyoulikethemapples🍎

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I’d still rather concede defeat in manly then celebrate a win in parramatta #wearemanly #weareraiders #wearelosers #weareloserstogether #ouchbabyveryouch

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#familyportraitattempt I’ve been #curedmanly @cured.manly #theboyismine

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If I am ever missing please check H&M or any line for takeaway in any Chinese restaurant #illbethere #sydney #matching #greenmachine

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Me: what is this sports called? Dad: bike riding #thanksdad #2018commonwealthgames #velodrome #keirenracing #annamearesvelodrome #aussieaussieaussie

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I sacrificed this cat under the moonlight and it paid off. 26 - 10 #canberraraiders #canterburybulldogs #vikingclap #jarrodcroker #aidensezer call me.

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Sledging isn't allowed in the cricket. Politicians aren't allowed to fuck each other and teachers can't talk about sex. Everything will be fine. #youcantsaythat #youcantsitwithus #bonkingbarnaby #keepitsecretkeepitsafe #socialismherewecome #motherrussiainmycup #watertowine No seriously can He turn water to wine if so sign me up #happyeaster Also the #canberraraiders aren't allowed to lose another game

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Cheer up #stevesmith we may ball tamper but at least we only shag women in toilets rather than shooting them #sorrynotsorry #oscarpistorius #ithoughtitwasanintruder #ithoughtitwasawatermelon #bangbang #endgunviolence #marchforourlives #doitliketheaussies

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#wellnesssaturdaynight - fyi - do not invite me back to your place to watch a DVD. Unless it has #ralphfiennes and/or #nickofferman in it. #oldmanfever #thoughtsfromaformerself #netflixandchillwithmycat

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#canberraraiders if I had a heart you would have broken it today #whyohwhydowetrytrytry #notry #round3blues #socloseyetsofar

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I didn’t have time to brush my teeth before work today but I did have time to take this photo shoot of my cat #doesanyonehaveamint #priorities #maggiecat #rascalmaincoon #rememberwhenyouusedtobearascal #flurescentadolescent #arcticmonkeys #youusedtogetitinyourfishnets #nowyouonlygetitinyournightdress #ihavedigressed

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Nothing interests me anymore unless it has 7 different story lines running across different periods in time with 32 family groups, incestuous relationships, unexpected deaths, a mass murdering queen and an undead dragon. Thanks #gameofthrones #thenightisdarkandfullofterrors #valarmorghulis #valardohaeris #idrinkandiknowthings #hurryupgeorge #imboredofeverything

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Half time: #jordanrapana you try scoring machine #raiders4life #vikingclap Game: suck a dick #raiders you’re dead to me 💀

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Hooray he’s kicked the ball. Now the balls over there. That man has it now. That’s an interesting development. Maybe he’ll kick the ball. He has, and apparently that deserves a that deserves a round of applause. #moss #theitcrowd #arewenotmen #wearemanly #parra #thrashing #trentbarrett #takeyourtopofftrent #nrl #cherryblossom #dalycherryevans

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Like Britney, my loneliness is killing me @natalia6677 where are you? #Imustconfessidobelieve #dobelieve #whenimnotwithyouilosemymind #givemeasign #hitmebabyonemoretime

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Canberra you beautiful bastard. Happy name day #canberra #canberraday #mtainslie

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Do not invite me to the races. For those wanting to drink excessively at a show ground, wear stupid hats and watch horses get flogged, I encourage you to support your local pony club #ihatetheraces #donotinvitemeiwillnotcome #ponyclub