He/Him They/Them | Demisexual and Non-Binary Gender Soup™ | plans to throw hands with God on 5/22/2085 at 7:28pm
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Here's a fun thing where you (and other players) solve all 25 million 5x5 nonograms
They're about 20% done now.
This is the kind of online multiplayer I like. The kind where I never recognizably interact with any other human and just vaguely contribute towards a shared goal.
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religious people: thank you god for inventing the accordion i love it soso much <3333
atheists: its seriously incredibly beautiful that people invent instruments like. someone came up with the idea for the accordion. howw.
agnostics: no one knows where the accordion came from
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I just saw a DNI for "evil intentions". nobody puts up a warding talisman anymore just a fucking DNI
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the dumbest person alive has come to warn you that fruit has sugar in it
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no offense but squidward saying “nobody cares about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification” is more woke than anything wendy’s twitter or any liberal has ever said
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when people my age make films about how depressing and lame it is to be doing nothing in your mid 20s im like well you just directed a movie so you cant possibly understand
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“Check out these blogs” and one of them is “beemovieerotica”
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No. No, I don’t think I will, thanks.
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i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely
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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach
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