| ♑ | Queer | Polyam | She/They Icon by gayprinces Call me Bee I really like bees but they are always tagged if you are not a fan of bugs. I want a garden, a beehive and a mori kei wardrobe... maybe some chickens. I love solitude but despite this description my blog is mostly fandom and shitty jokes. icon by pnglove
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adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy
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It could be worse. You could be wearing a bra right now.
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my extremely powerful long chip (utahraptor toe claw for reference)
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two characters: flirty banter, clearly getting off on the power dynamics between them
people who are scared of going to hell for masturbating: he loves him like a son
me, hauving covid: can he call him that while they fuck
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thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else
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i'm literally cuddlebait. i'm internationally recognized as a snuggle risk. they've got me on the registry of snoozers with two charges of soft and reasonable suspicions of smells good
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god im infected by that posting style that's like "posting about my thing #my thing" i just got back to my apartment and my first thought had to go and formulate itself as damn im so sleepy i haven't even had my tea #mytea
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had a fun experience on the subway the other day
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Elegant doll-like robot maid: P-please put this one down at once!
Heavy industrial robot butch: Apologies. Was attempting to "pick up girls." May have misunderstood the phrase.
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im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing
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