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THIS EATS OMG I LOOOOVE LOVE

ur room sounds cozy asf & i’m literally obsessed with the bedside altar

— THE 5 SENSES (WAKING UP IN MY PERCY JACKSON REALITY)

as always, inspired by the lovely @jadeshifting! be sure to check out her 5 senses posts because they're amazing.

𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 SOUND

— the first sense that hits me when I wake up is sound. there's crows cawing outside, my mom feeding our local murder again. I wonder what kind of trinkets they've brought us today

— the windchime on our front porch, banishing any negative energy and cleansing the house

— the gentle purring of my kitties, morrigan and styx. morrigan curled up on one side of me and styx on the other

— my mom muttering downstairs as she talks to the gods, likely leaving out morning offerings, and the clinking of dishes as she sets out breakfast for us two.

— the chime of my phone. I don't need to check it to know its a text from annabeth, reminding me of what not to forget to pack today

𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 SIGHT

— the morning light streaming in through my window's black sheer curtains, blinding me the moment I open my eyes. thank you very much lord apollo.

— my arm sprawled out in front of me, hanging off the edge of my bed. exactly where I'd fallen asleep the night before. I sleep like the dead, literally.

— my nightstand, which holds my altar to lord hypnos. next to his candle is a moon shaped dish that holds his offerings and a teacup with sleepy time tea that I gave him last night as an offering and petition for good sleep. he blessed me with such. thank you, uncle.

𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 FEEL

— the warmth of morrigan's living body curled up on one side, and the chill of styx's ghostly one on the other.

— my soft comfort blanket, the black fabric pulled all the way up to my neck, with my knees to my chest. my head tucked sideways on my silky pillow case, my hair pulled back into a braid so it doesn't tangle when I sleep. its so comfortable I don't even want to get up

— a sense of excitement in my chest when I realize what day it is, prompting me to get up anyway. it's camp day.

— the warm feeling of life energy, radiating from my plants on the windowsill. they're blooming now, life is in the air. the cycle continues.

𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 SMELL

— the unmistakable scent of cinnamon pastries in the oven rising from the vents downstairs. cinnamon rolls. our ritual breakfast for camp day, our little celebration.

— the scent of lavender and chamomile from hypnos' candle and the sleepy time tea

— a slight scent of incense and smoke also rising from downstairs. mom is definitely leaving morning offerings.

𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 TASTE

— a dryness in the back of my throat from sleep. I'll grab the water on my nightstand to rid myself of it and bring some energy into my sleepy mind

— a bit of cat hair that somehow found its way into my mouth and onto my tongue. godsdammit morrigan.

divider cred: saradika-graphics

. (🎪 back to the circus itinerary. . .)

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have you ever shifted to or wanted to shift to a reality with no technology? maybe im too phone addicted but im thinking of it and i just dont know.

this is tewwww relatable, i def get where you’re coming from and i totally do that !! i have plenty of realities with no tech for canon reasons—bcos of a different time period/fantasy setting etc—but even in modern day realities, i usually have a flip phone or a landline instead of a cell phone. now that ur bringing it up i’m realizing i’ve been unintentionally doing that in all my DRs LMAOOO. i also usually have a clunky desktop computer instead of a laptop, and i’m much more into big boxy TVs rather than skinny flatscreens

our phone/tech addictions can be sooo serious fr. i just watched a youtube video by eddy burback when he lived without a smartphone for a month and it rlly made me think about how the world is set up in a way that ASSUMES everyone just has a phone or has to have one, which is so insane. and it’s even better in your DR bcos you can totally script that the world is easy to navigate without a phone, you can just remove all the downsides LMAOOO. anyways i ranted a little but i totally love this and i think u should !! very very healthy imo, lowkey only pros & no cons methinks 🕺

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maturing is realizing misinfo doesnt exist & my own beliefs will always prove to be my truth. the belief that all these different techniques were ‘misinformation’ was just giving myself blockages

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Les dites cariatides (1984) dir. Agnès Varda, poem by Charles Baudelaire

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the april fools prank this year is that you’ve actually already shifted & the 3d has been tricking you this whole time !! ! so congrats you’re in your dr 🥳 !!! you did it !! you shifted !!

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'LAST ONE STANDING' ― ULTIMATE SURVIVAL SCRIPTING PACK .☘︎ ݁˖

❝My mind works faster than the threat.❞

(Anon request! hope u like it :3)

.ᐟ . #01 !   Your sense of taste can detect spoiled food and contaminated water immediately, no testing needed.

.ᐟ  . #02 !  Your body naturally stores nutrients better, meaning you can go longer without food while staying sharp and as alert as ever.

.ᐟ  . #03 !  You can tell what time it is just by looking at the sky—down to the minute; your internal clock is so precise you can estimate the time with absurd accuracy.

.ᐟ  . #04 !  Your scent naturally blends into the environment, making you harder to detect by animals or enemies.

.ᐟ  . #05 !  You can memorize entire routes after walking them just once—even years later, you could navigate it blindfolded.

.ᐟ  . #06 !  You always find the safest sleeping spot in any environment without thinking about it.

.ᐟ  . #07 !  You always find the best hiding spots, the ones others would never think of.

.ᐟ  . #08 !  A broken machine, an abandoned car, a pile of trash; where others see junk, you see supplies—you can intuitively dismantle and repurpose anything into something useful.

.ᐟ  . #09 !  Your wounds never get infected, even when untreated. A cut, a bite, a scratch—other people might worry. You don’t.

.ᐟ  . #10 !  You always spot movement in your peripheral vision, no matter how small—you don’t need to look directly at something to see it.

.ᐟ  . #11 !  You can sharpen anything into a deadly weapon; glass shards, rusty metal, even a piece of wood.

.ᐟ  . #12 !  Extreme temperatures barely bother you—you don’t sunburn, overheat, or suffer from cold exposure easily.

.ᐟ  . #13 !  You never leave a building empty-handed—you always find useful supplies hidden in the most unexpected places.

.ᐟ  . #14 !  Your body doesn’t betray you—you don’t sneeze, cough, or make involuntary noises at the worst moments.

.ᐟ  . #15 !  Smoke, rotting flesh, gunpowder—your nose picks up the smallest hints of what’s coming before anyone else notices.

.ᐟ  . #16 !  You can endure long periods of isolation without losing your mind or touch with reality.

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it was my birthday yesterday, or rather it was my birthday almost 3 hours ago, I’m officially 21… somehow hyper aware of how close I am to my spn dr self age (24)… waow……

I tried this peach bellini for fun cause if I lived in america i can drink legally, but could only manage a few sips. i just can’t get over the taste of alcohol 💔 no idea how I’ll handle being around the Winchesters alcoholic asses once I shift LMFAO

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WAOOOOOW HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAYYYYY YIPPEE OMG and ur totally real for that. when i went to italy i took full advantage of the younger drinking age to try stuff……….wine is disgusting big sorry to my italian heritage…….aperol spritz tho 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ alcohol is not good the only good alcoholic drinks r the ones that are like 1/100 alcohol and 99/100 fruit juice LMAOOOO u could always script that alcohol isn’t the most disgusting thing in the world. not even that it tastes good just that it doesn’t SUCK

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I LITERALLY JUST STARTED PLAYING THIS this is so clever & adorable i’m obsessed it must be hard for u being the cutest person in the devildom 😔🤚

𝐅𝐀𝐖𝐍❜𝐒 𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐘 𝐌𝐄 𝐃𝐑 𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐒 !

lucifer ﾉ luci ꒰ fawn exclusive privilege hehe ໒꒰ྀི ^ ⸝⸝ ^ ꒱ྀིა ꒱ ﾉ the only voice of reason in the HOL T T

› one of three on fawn's very own undecided romancing list ໒꒰ྀིっ⸝⸝⸝ ꒱ྀི১ › took the LOOONGEST out of all seven brothers to warm up to me ૮꒰ྀི⸝⸝ᴗ͈ ‸ ᴗ͈⸝⸝꒱ྀིა we move tho ,,, it's so totally bc he was smitten with me at first sight *fawn's lethal dosage of copium* › i love him almost as much as i love his limitless credit card 🤤 slash j but seriously shopping trips with him are SO much fun bc he's never shy when it comes to spoiling me bahahahsjdha › the best demon to go to when i'm in the mood to listen to either jazz or classical music ,, he has the most beautiful collection eveeer !!!

mammon ﾉ mammoney ﾉ the demon to go to when you are up for the most chaotic time of your life/pos

› friends ? lovers ? who knows 🤣😁💯⁉️ as here we have yet another demon undecided on the romancing list T T › the first demon i ever befriended ꒰ begrudgingly on his end T T as he didn't want to be the ❝ human's babysitter ❞ . . . (¬_¬”) ꒱ › never pair the two of us together unless you're up for the most headache inducing , unserious duo ever LMAOOOASHDJAD › we're actually joined at the hip i fear T T the demon i go to for everything !!! › movie nights with him , beel , levi & i are a friday special (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) genres range all the way from horror to romance to comedy ꒰ it's plenty fun seeing him squirm during horrors and trying to play it off like he isn't scared LMAOASJFAJ ꒱

leviathan ﾉ levi ﾉ gamer ꒰ derogatory ꒱/j

› scripted in dti in this dr &&& OMGIEEEHAHHSDHF me n him have a game going on between us on who can get the most no.1's pffftttt › me 🤝🏾 levi : literally spending hoooooours dissecting and nerding out over chainsaw man ꒰ obvi had to script in peak !! ꒱ › the sole reason behind the gaunt expression i sport during some breakfasts because he thinks it's like the best idea ever to stay up playing " just one more " game ໒꒰ྀི ╥﹏╥ ꒱ྀིა › NEVER play mario kart with him . . . you will leave either pissed off because he is a notorious placing a banana peel in your path at the last second player or you will be badgered over and over again for a rematch if you miraculously win LOLLLL

satan ﾉ stan ﾉ fellow cat enjoyer whom i help sneak kittens into the HOL 🤫

› the whole ❝ stanﾉstanley ❞ nickname started off as a joke but it genuinely stuck T T more often than not call for him with the name stan LMFAOAOOASHHAHA › him and i have a book club together !! started off with just the two of us but mams joined in , then simeon , & soon after levi to quote unquote put us on peak ꒰ which was basically just him doing unpaid promo of his fave mangas T T ꒱ › we're currently housing two cats in the HOL behind lucifer's back 🤭 ꒰ he totally knows , just doesn't say anything bc the cats haven't caused any havoc and we take good care of them , it's a sort of ❝ it doesn't exist if i don't see it ❞ thing for him LMAOAOFJAIJ ꒱

asmodeus ﾉ asmo ﾉ the only diva to ever grace the HOL

› me n him r like this 🤞🏾 › being a regular guest for asmo nights , random shopping trips , sharing makeup & skincare tips is like the basis of our friendship › often join him in sneaking off dead in the night to the most exciting of parties he's either invited to or hosts himself !!

beelzebub ﾉ beel ﾉ the demon that empties out the fridge almost daily T T

› like genuinely my favourite out of the seven brothers T T the sweetest out of them too ! › third demon on the unofficial undecided list of who i want to be with ૮ ◞ ⸝⸝ ◟ ྀིა › loves tagging along with me to my trips to purgatory hall bc he loves the treats that luke & i bake 🤭 › taught me how to snowboard !!! & i obvi baked him the flakiest pastry dessert as thanks 😇

belphegor ﾉ belphie ﾉ . . .

› . . . › he's alright . . . i guess

the purgatory hall trio ﾉ simeon , luke & peepaw ꒰ solomon ꒱ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶

› the nickname i have for solomon , peepaw ꒰ grandpa ꒱ , stuck after finding out just how /long/ he's been alive LMAOOADJHHDHA he positively loathes it 🤭 › LUKE !!! my actual twin , him and i love going to the demon lord's castle to bake with barbatos :3 ꒰ more like i drag him along with me bc one-on-one time alone with barbatos makes me nervous LMAKSFIDFH ꒱ › genuinely love spending time over at purgatory hall more often than not bc it's SO chill there ,, plus simeon literally brews some of the best tea ever right behind barbatos › have tried teaching solomon how to cook . . . and despite him shadowing the steps i did perfectly it still was . . . inedible to say the least ૮₍ 𖦹  ̫ × ₎ა 

demon lord's castle pair ﾉ barbatos & diavolo

› i call barbatos barbie sometimes bc the nickname fits him just perfectly bc he can literally do almost anything it's kinda scary at times LOLLLLADSFAJ › so not allowed to see diavolo during his work hours bc i'm the worst when it comes to goading him on to ditch his duties sometimes in favour of having fun HELOSPGSDOJ

thirteen , raphael , mephistopheles ﾉ mephisto

› thirteen is like the friend i never knew i needed 🙂‍↕️ boy does solomon hate it when we're together bc we are the faces of antagonizing him LMSFDHFIHO › mephisto is . . . mephisto . i don't have much to say abt him ,, but ! when i took up being on rad's newspaper club as an extracurricular he was pretty chill surprisingly , not as stuck up as he usually is LOLLLL ꒰ greatly warmed up to him after the whole prince lucifer and princess diavolo sticker fiasco LMAIDHAHASUHAF ꒱ › . . . cannot say much of raphael either T T #i'm still around lesson 60-ish and have not opened this silly game in months LMASJAOF

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The Phantom of the Opera (2004)

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good news u have great taste in every corner of the universe 🥳

౨ৎ LETTERBOXD MOVIE FAVORITES IN MY FAME DR(S)

01 — BETTER CR.

( mama mia, captain america winter soldier, edge of seventeen, 13 going on 30 )

02 — YOUNG FAME DR.

( return of the jedi, karate kid, the devil wears prada, kingsman; secret service )

03 — F1 DR.

( fast && furious, atlantis, mr and mrs smith, transformers; revenge of the fallen )

04 — 2010s FAME DR.

( coraline, the outsiders, scream, girl interrupted )

05 — YOUTUBER DR.

( equestria girls; rainbow rocks, princess diaries, marie antoinette, twilight )

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Our dr s/o’s:

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My Daisy Jones and The Six Self . . ౨ৎ . . as a Perfume

Top Notes: sea breeze, music, figs, and dreams

First impressions can be stressful. An overanxious mind often can’t help the squirmy voice in their head: ‘What are they thinking of me?’ ‘Who do they see?’ ‘Is it who I am?’ The smell of sea breeze clings to wavy tresses of dark hair, the lingering scent of salt and sun. You may see a former beauty queen fallen from grace, but no one lost walks with such peace. With a hummed melody that circles them, that lingers and sticks in the back of your brain. Speak to her and she will speak of music in a way that makes your ears tingle like you can almost hear it. From Bowie to Nina Simone to Celia Cruz. She will tell you of her dreams, of drum beats and harmonies, of a dream so close she can almost taste it, sweet like honey figs.

Middle Notes: live music, cherries, bourbon, feminist texts

You may find her out on the town, in a crowded venue on the strip listening to a band that’s being deemed the next big thing or an empty bar watching a woman with a guitar enchanting an audience with her raw lyricism. She wouldn’t want to live without live music. Wouldn’t want to be anywhere beside Los Angeles with its hub of music beating at the heart of the city of angels. And seeing her dance you’d know that. Something in her swaying, twirling, dancing as if the music ignites a wave of life into her. She will drink bourbon and pick the cherries out of her old-fashioned and her friend’s cocktail and sing along. Or you can find her in her home, a seaside cottage peacefully tucked away off the PCH where the view from her kitchen window is always the gorgeous ocean. A candle is always lit and books from Austen to Wilde line the shelves. In between them are feminist texts with old local poetry night or protest flyers tucked within the pages, essay collections covered in ink scribbled annotations and books on all kinds of theory from gender, literary, to environmental that tell the story of a girl enraptured with a need for knowledge, with a need for knowing and a heart set of seeing the world change.

Base Notes: a precocious youth, orchids, braids and ribbons in hair, coffee

You get to know this beauty queen with music just flowing from her soul and a deeper look you may find her past precocious youth dwelling in corners and haunting her in the night. A girl that grew up in frills and slept uncomfortably in hair curlers to please her mother’s dream of sparkling crowns and glittering lights. A girl who saw other girls her age being prodded and pinched and who had to face that herself at times. Maybe you’ll ask about one of the framed photographs in her home. The one where she stands wrapped in pastel pink silk poised and tall like an orchid, a glittering crown and miss universe sash around her shoulder like a weight. She’ll smile, but her eyes don’t meet the glittering jewels or the stilled image of her empty stare or fake smile. She’ll look at her beaming mother beside her, and maybe she’ll tell you a story of her mother’s past life dancing in the east coast or if you’re trusted enough she’ll tell you the photo reminds her of breaking free. Of freedom. Of a life that feels so far from her own today where she keeps her hair long and tied back in braids and ribbon. Where mornings are spent journaling on the patio with coffee in hand and records playing. A life where she doesn't think twice of the shape of her stomach or the size of her thighs and at any darkness that may call she takes a breath and feels the ocean breeze and knows it will pass.

inspired by @jadeshifting and Pinterest and me taking everything too far

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there’s no force in the world stronger than my willpower to shove kpop boys into random DRs when i’m in the mood for it

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jade!!! i feel like it’s been forever since i’ve sent an ask 😟

i fear i’ve hit some sort of brain block when it comes to things to speak about… like a thought drought.. (not for much longer probably i’ll defo be back to your inbox with yapping soon💪) but! i hope that your move goes super well girlie!!!

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hi beedle !!! it’s totally okay bcos u live in my mind place permanently soooo even when ur not sending asks we’ve got that mind link dw 🧘‍♀️ & i tooootally get that, i’ve been having a mental block lately too so we’re in this together. i can’t wait to hear whatever thoughts u got next and THANK U SMMMM i appreciate u <3 enjoy ur well deserved brain rest :^)

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i know u have such good taste omg ur sooooo invited to the royal tea party

— MORE OF MY NICHE (?) DRS

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⋆˙⟡ SUPER MARIO GALAXY

⋆˙⟡ ROMEO & JULIET ROYAL COURT

⋆˙⟡ VICTORIOUS ( yes there are two Jades )

⋆˙⟡ ALADDIN

⋆˙⟡ BONNIE AND CLYDE ( less murder, more aesthetic )

⋆˙⟡ A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS

⋆˙⟡ LILO & STITCH

⋆˙⟡ CULINARY EXCHANGE STUDENT ( yes there is a dilf involved unfortunately )

⋆˙⟡ METEOR GARDEN

⋆˙⟡ DEATH NOTE ( love triangle but i don’t end up with the mass murderer )

⋆˙⟡ HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON

⋆˙⟡ VAMPIRE BARBIE AND THE TWELVE DANCING PRINCESSES ( my eleven vampiric sisters and i locked away in a castle until the curse can be broken, tragic )

⋆˙⟡ MAMMA MIA ( including every music number )

⋆˙⟡ LITTLEST PET SHOP