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My BG3 headcanon: Astarion truly cares about his Tav | Durge, doesn't matter if they are friends or lovers, so when his dearest had a date night, he secretly followed, just in case.

Bonus below:

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Astarion is legally (pale) blond

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Turquoise Dreams by Axel Sauerwald

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Original

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I’m sure this joke has already been made, I don’t care. I think I’m funny. And I use dark humor to cope with the crappy days. Ok?! Ok.

HAPPY PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈

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Red, Blue, Green

A drawing of something described in the notes of Red, Blue, Green by Angelsintheengine

“Wasn’t sure about having the roller skating stuff in here tbh in case it was too unnecessary or incongruous idk but unfortunately one of the first mental images that formed in my head for this whole thing was Gale in some denim hot pants, skates, a ‘cum for me, darling’ diamante tank top and Asstarion trucker hat, sucking on a lollipop.”

go check it out here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/64864270/chapters/166710388

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rot and ruin

this was heavily inspired by thatkorka's lovely fic! please check it out, it's such a good take on Gale's arc :')

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Laezel watches Twilight for the first time

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we've had one fuckable wizard, yes.

how could you do this to us larian

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the stars wept for you that night

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"Dear little star,"

Headcanon

In my headcanon, Astarion was born in a noble corrupt family. His family ruin people's life to the point where he got isolated by the kids in the city. He then took the same path as his uncle, but quickly realized his uncle is no better than the rest of his family. Eventually, he became someone he despise when he was a little kid. A corrupt magistrate.

When he went missing, his family tried to look for him only to be rejected by the locals due to their terrible reputation. Their presistence of finding their missing son leads them to their own death. When Cazador slaughter his entire family, no one actually cares enough to continue his search or finding out what caused the Ancunín family's massacre.

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keep on meeting these guys on my runs, what’s their deal??

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『 𝕱𝖔𝖗𝖌𝖊𝖙 𝕸𝖊 𝕹𝖔𝖙 』

ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴡᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ʙʟᴀᴅᴇꜱ, ʙʟᴜᴇ ʙʟᴏꜱꜱᴏᴍ ᴅᴀʏꜱ

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Well fucks? Get to it!

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His biggest crime: bald-faced lying to a child.