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🏁 NOW LOADING . . . little leclerc !?

ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִִֶֶָ🥀་༘࿐ in which scuderia ferrari finally finds their winning driver partnership 🏎 #1618 𔘓

" We're gonna dance in gasoline !" - Måneskin, Gasoline.

. . . Nicoletta Caroline Ruby Leclerc, or most commonly known as Nic, is a Formula One driver currently driving for Scuderia Ferrari (est. 2022).

Born: 01 October 2004 (age 20 years), Imola, Italy.

Current Team: Scuderia Ferrari

Parents: Hervé Leclerc, Pascale Leclerc

Nationality: Monégasque, Italian

Siblings: Charles Leclerc, Arthur Leclerc, Lorenzo Leclerc.

In a little orphanage connected to the Catholic church in Imola stayed little Nic, her little silver cross chain dangling over the pages as she laid under her duvet, a flashlight stuck between her teeth as she drew what she wished her life would look like.

And every drawing, depicted the same story: her in a red race car.

One hot summer in Italy came, and cue the meet-cute (brother-sister version).

The Leclercs always attended the annual karting races in Italy, their boys loved it, and they used the time as both practice and family fun time. It went as usual, Charles and Artur going at it on track, and Lorenzo cruising in the back, more amused by the entertainment of his battling brothers than anything else.

That is, until some 4-year old came whizzing past on the inside line, yelling something in Italian they weren't equipped enough to understanding just yet, but it for sure had their parents baffled and in complete awe. After beating all three boys thrice (because Charles didn't know when to quit, even if each lose made him look more like a loser to little Nic), Pascale asked the sisters if they could take Nic out for the day.

The Leclerc boys found themselves quite amazed by Nic's wild and adventurous mind, and were even more intrigued when they learned they shared a common interest with her.

By the end of the summer, the papers were signed, Nic's bags were packed, and she was on her way to make a new home out of the glitz and glamor that was Monaco.

Fast forward to season 2022 . . . BREAKING NEWS: Scuderia Ferrari signs F2 Champion Nicoletta Leclerc,

And she's fiery, outspoken, and all Italian flair.

DR SOUNDTRACK : shut up and drive - rihanna, gasoline - måneskin, if not for you - måneskin, gnarly - katseye, vroom vroom - charli xcx, too much - dove cameron, lifestyle - lisa, extraL - jennie, think later - tate mcrae ...

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some random dividers i’ve made recently:

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▀▄▀▄▀▄ FORMULA ONE DR's

. 🏎️ 𖦹 ׂ 𓈒 🏁 ／ ⋆ ۪ ( i don't make the rulez )

Mercedes AMG Petronas F1 Team

tati • awkward • s/o lando norris • fatherless baddie • jenson button luvr • dog mom • only-child syndrome.

Scuderia Ferrari

nic • little leclerc • måneskin luvr • s/o ??? • cue la passione • forza ferrari sempre • adopted • social anxiety's no.1 fear • an extrovert has never extroverted like this before.

Mclaren

Redbull Racing

Team Principal (Williams)

dani • angel girl • success at a young age • albon wdc • williams cc • s/o bad bunny.

F1 ACADEMY

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So, Barcelona was...a lot for me.

I won, yippee, but, that's not what's gonna make this race so memorable.

*takes a breath*, I nearly died.

"God, you're being dramatic," - Charles.

Okay fine, I didn't, but it felt like I almost did.

It happened as I was ending my victory lap, making my way to the barricade for post-race procedure. Bono was telling me something over the radio, then Toto, but I couldn't make out their words; all I heard was their voices in distortion. Everything else that followed that rang alarm bells in my head.

My vision blurred at moments.

My fingers tingled uncomfortably.

My body was void of all the adrenaline of the race, and it shook with dehydration.

I couldn't get out of the car, and noticing this, Charles and Lando rushed to my aid, holding me steady as they rushed me away from the cameras where the medical team quickly tended to me.

Turns out, even though i consumed a liable amount of water during the race, the tight space of the car combined with the Spanish heat and my race suit, I sweated more and faster than my body could replace. After consuming enough electrolytes, and a cheeky slice of cake George snuck me, I felt a bit better, but I definitely just need some good rest.

I felt a little bad since my mom was there, and i know she must've been scared shitless – but I'm glad Lando's mom was there, apparently Cisca took good care of her while I wasn't allowed any visitors.

Felt so bad, I booked a villa in Mallorca so she could see more of the country she's always dreamed of exploring.

I'm resting well, my phones been blowing up with "get well soon" messages which warms my heart more than I expected, and I'm now enjoying the Spanish sun instead of being it's target.

"Again, dramatic." - Charles.

Shut up.

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"please ask charles questions cause he needs to leave in 5 minutes to see the stewards"

oscar and charles faces:

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headcanons — younger!girlfriend x lewis hamilton / how he acts with the age-gap.

– he never makes you feel “young” in a bad way. he adores your energy. he finds your curiosity charming, your joy contagious, your youth something to protect — never something to control. he’s not “trying to keep up,” he’s just… enjoying watching you bloom.

– but oh, he knows you’re younger. and sometimes he uses that in the most gentle, cocky way: “You weren’t even born when that came out.” “God, I forget how much of a baby you are sometimes.” (“You love that,” you mutter, and he just smirks.)

– he overprepares when you meet his friends. he knows what people say. he knows some people will assume you’re just a pretty little thing. but he makes sure everyone knows you're brilliant, independent, and exactly where you chose to be — beside him.

– you’re more touchy than him in public, but he’s more intense in private. in public he’s cool, calm, protective — always a hand on your lower back, a soft whisper in your ear, sunglasses hiding his eyes watching you. but alone? he’s all hands and kisses and mine.

– he’s so good at handling your anxiety. like when you spiral thinking, "am I just a phase? a distraction? do people think I’m using him?" he holds your face, so soft, so serious. “Baby, I’ve lived a thousand lives. And you’re the first thing that feels like home.”

– he calls you things like: “my girl” // “baby” // “little one” (low voice, teasing) // “my star” // “love” (all the time) but especially “my girl.” that’s the one he uses when he’s proud of you. always warm, always sure.

– he lets you teach him new things. TikTok trends. fashion apps. your generation’s slang. he pretends to roll his eyes but absolutely eats it up when you say “ok slay” and pat his chest.

– sometimes, he has moments of guilt. like he wonders if he’s holding you back, or if you’ll resent him later. you always catch it. you always kiss it away.

– he spoils you quietly. it’s not flashy. it’s intentional. a rare record you mentioned once. a book he annotated just for you. a plane ticket tucked inside a love note. he doesn’t care what it costs — he just wants you to feel wanted.

– he can’t handle when you wear his clothes. it makes the age gap feel hot, not just cute. especially when it’s one of his tour shirts from 2015, half-slipping off your shoulder. “You were what? Seventeen when this came out?” “Shut up,” you laugh, and he’s already grabbing your waist.

– he knows the world can be mean about the gap. so he protects you in little ways. holding your hand tighter in public. shielding you from press. calling you his girl just a little louder when you look unsure.

– he never lets you feel less than. not in age. not in experience. not in anything. you’re not “young and naive” to him. you’re “wise and glowing and full of fire.” and he tells you that. often.

– and the truth is… he falls harder every time you choose him again. because despite the years between you — you still reach for him. and he never stops being amazed by that.

©p1girlfriend

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torque & tenderness – OP81

CW: misogyny, mentions of workplace discrimination, soft comfort + protective behavior / oscar piastri x mechanic!reader requested!

You were used to stares. Greasy hands, ponytail tucked under your cap, grease smudged on your overalls. The only woman on Oscar’s side of the garage — and the youngest. You didn’t need anyone’s validation. Your work spoke for itself.

But some people just didn’t listen.

“I mean, you have a female mechanic now,” one of the older journos said during media pen chaos. “Is that a marketing move, or…?”

Oscar blinked, lowering his mic. “I’m sorry, what?”

The reporter laughed, shrugging. “I’m just saying. Doesn’t it distract you? You know… someone like her, all up close with your car—”

“Someone like her?” Oscar repeated, eyes narrowing. “You mean, the best suspension tech we’ve had this season? The one who literally saved my ass last race with a last-minute fix?”

The area went quiet. Cameras were still rolling.

“She’s not a distraction,” he said calmly, jaw tightening. “She’s the reason I finished Q3 today.”

You were nearby, sorting cables, pretending not to listen. But your ears burned. Your heart pounded.

“Look, if you’re intimidated by smart, skilled women in a garage, that’s your problem,” Oscar continued. “But don’t try to make it mine. Or hers.”

The PR woman motioned to wrap it up, but Oscar wasn’t done. He turned his mic off and walked straight to you.

“You okay?” he asked softly, eyes searching yours.

“I’m fine,” you said automatically.

“No, you’re not,” he murmured. “And I’m really sorry they spoke to you like that. You don’t deserve it.”

You shrugged. “It’s not the first time.”

He clenched his jaw, then exhaled. “But I wish it were the last.”

You smiled, despite everything. “You didn’t have to say anything.”

“I always will,” he said. “Every time.”

The camera crews might’ve been done with him, but as you walked back toward the garage, hand brushing his for a second too long, it didn’t matter.

They could run their mouths.

You’d keep building the machine that shut them up.

©p1girlfriend

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hey uhm, this hurt.

IH6: debí tirar más fotos¹

EVE’S 2K CELEBRATION 🎤: your relationship with isack through the lens of your camera …… ft. dtmf by bad bunny & si no vas a volver by aitana

pairing: isack hadjar x photographer!reader

contents: exes to lovers, second chance romance, angst with a happy ending (not this part), swearing, there’s four people in a two-person relationship (ft. gabriel bortoleto and pepe martí), hate comments, 2024 f2 championship battle, gabriel haunts the narrative, requested by @tsunodaradio

word count: 875 + smau

a/n: i think this might be my longest smau ever? part 2 will be coming next weekend <3

NOVEMBER, 2023 : YAS MARINA.

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yn.png aaand that’s a wrap on the f2 2023 season! 🎬 always an honor to get a lil sneak peek into the redbull garage ;)

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friend1 gorgeous gorgeous!! is that a new camera 👀 quality looks much better

yn.png ……..maybeee

yn.png you wanna guess who gave it to me for my birthday…..

isackhadjar :)

pepemartiofficial why do your pictures look so blurry

yn.png i was going for a something okay god forbid people take risks 🙄

isackhadjar Where is the one of us together :(

yn.png it’s my wallpaper ❣️

pepemartiofficial you two sicken me.

MARCH, 2024 : MELBOURNE.

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yn.png watched my boyfriend get waterboarded today BUT ON A PODIUM BABY

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isackhadjar I think i still have champagne up my nose ♥️ liked by author

isackhadjar You’re really making that new lens work 🥷🏽

yn.png i wanna kiss your face

redbulljuniorteam From a DNF to P1? Talk about a redemption arc 👏

pepemartiofficial why is this sepia

yn.png why is being my hater your part time job

pepemartiofficial because spraying champagne up your boyfriend’s nose doesn’t pay the bills 😔 racing is expensive

yn.png isackhadjar get your side piece out of my comment section

isackhadjar replied to your close friends story:

isackhadjar: WHY did you let me leave the hotel with shortsleeves

yourusername: ??? cause you look beautiful in them and you’re always running hot

isackhadjar: I didn’t even realize you bit my arm at the gym until my trainer pointed it out

isackhadjar: mon coeur I was warming up with a BITE MARK on my bicep FOR EVERYONE TO SEE

isackhadjar: I couldn’t focus on anything Warren was saying after that

yourusername: not my fault your arms are so bitable

isackhadjar: Maybe next time I should be the one biting you for a change

yourusername: i’d be into that

isackhadjar: What

yourusername: what

APRIL, 2024 : IMOLA.

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yourusername a well-rounded weekend with my favorite boy and his side-chick. next time i will be insisting we get to do the tourist route, though >:(

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isackhadjar ♥️

friend1 a post that isn’t on your alt account??? someone call the president 😨

friend2 ……do i have to remind you that your family follows you on this acc and will read that caption

pepemartiofficial JAJAJAJA

friend3 why did your mum just text me asking if you’re in a throuple

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yn.png 9 points leading the championship i know that’s right 🏆

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user1 wait why do these look better than the pictures posted by red bull 😭

user2 championship battle in f1 is so boring rn i’ve actually turned to watching f2

user3 is this an isack fanpage

camposracing VAMOS! 💪

user4 okay gunning for that social media job at redbull i see you 👀

user5 idk if this is an unpopular opinion but there’s no way isack wins unless he locks in. too many mistakes

pepemartiofficial these look……. marginally better

yn.png i thought i blocked you

pepemartiofficial you’re just jealous he was looking at me in that first picture 😍

pepemarti_unofficial ??? okay RUDE unblock me

user6 why is pepe commenting on a post by isack’s girlfriend but not isack……? 🤨

JULY, 2024 : SILVERSTONE.

you [ 3:18 PM ] : oh my god!!!!! oh my god ???

you [ 3:18 PM ] : i just saw the quali you were amazing isack 🤍 first pole position!!!!

you [ 3:19 PM ] : wish i could be there to celebrate with you <3

Sent 3:18 PM

isack 🥷🏽 [ 9:47 PM ] : Merci chérie 😊

isack 🥷🏽 [ 9:48 PM ] : I missed you too. But it gave me the chance to focus all my energy on the race

isack 🥷🏽 [ 9:50 PM ] : Bortoleto is still not making any mistakes though. Kinda wish his car would also stall every once in a while 🙃

you [ 9:51 PM ] : bortoleto doesn’t have anything on you <3 you’re still leading the championship

you [ 9:51 PM ] : also wait pause. did you just call me distracting?

isack 🥷🏽 [ 9:52 PM ] : Absolument.

isack 🥷🏽 [ 9:52 PM ] : How am I supposed stand next to you at the garage and pretend like I don’t wanna kiss you every time you look at me

you [ 9:53 PM ] : JAIL JAIL JAIL you can’t SAY THAT when we’re like two timezones away

you [ 9:53 PM ] : now i wanna kiss you :(

isack 🥷🏽 [ 10:03 PM ] : Sorry, the team is calling me. Still have to get a few things sorted out before the race.

isack 🥷🏽 [ 10:04 PM ] : Can I call you tomorrow?

you [ 10:04 PM ] : yeah!!! sleep well x

you [ 9:06 AM ] : good morning!! i forgot to mention it last night but we haven’t talked about our plans for the upcoming break?

isack 🥷🏽 [ 11:29 AM ] : I still have to work a few things with the team now that we’re leading the championship.

you [ 11:31 AM ] : ahh okay! lmk when you have it figured out so we can start looking at plane tickets x

JULY — AUGUST 2024 : SUMMER BREAK.

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y/n.png girls trip🍷(on film)

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friend1 wait these look so cute

friend2 voulez-vous coucher avec moi 💘

y/n.png i told you that doesn’t mean what you think 😭

user1 cute! but i thought this was an f2 page…….

user2 are we finally getting a break from f2 pics?

pepemartiofficial “on film” and its just a filter you downloaded

y/n.png your parents don’t love you

pepemartiofficial WOWWWW

user3 where’s isack? 😕

you [ 4:56 PM ] : hey, haven’t heard from you in a while. how’s everything at the factory?

you [ 5:31 PM ] : are we okay?

isack 🥷🏽 [ 5:39 PM ] : Yeah. Why wouldn’t we be?

Read 5:39 PM

SEPTEMBER, 2024 : MONZA.

isack 🥷🏽 [ 8:58 PM ] : Did you watch the race?

you [ 8:59 PM ] : yeah. wish i could’ve been there :(

isack 🥷🏽 [ 9:00 PM ] : What for? It was a disaster.

you [ 9:00 PM ] : i know it’s not what you want to hear but it’s one race. there will be others to make up for it.

isack 🥷🏽 [ 9:00 PM ] : Except maybe there won’t be. Bortoleto is first now.

you [ 9:01 PM ] : i saw

you [ 9:01 PM ] : do you wanna facetime?

isack 🥷🏽 [ 9:11 PM ] : I need a break.

you [ 9:12 PM ] : that’s okay, we can talk tomorrow if you want

isack 🥷🏽 [ 9:12 PM ] : No I mean I need a break

isack 🥷🏽 [ 9:12 PM ] : From us

Seen 9:12 PM

isack 🥷🏽 [ 9:15 PM ] : Mon coeur I can see you read it

you [ 9:16 PM ] : i know.

you [ 9:16 PM ] : i’m giving you the chance to take it back and course correct

isack 🥷🏽 [ 9:16 PM ] : That’s not how this works

you [ 9:16 PM ] : exactly. that’s not how this works. why would you think it’d be okay to break up with me over text??

you [ 9:16 PM ] : i mean this so genuinely but are you concussed

isack 🥷🏽 [ 9:17 PM ] : I just need to have all my attention on the championship right now. I’m not in the right headspace to be in a relationship

isack 🥷🏽 [ 9:17 PM ] : My trainer already told me I can’t afford any distraction if I want to make it to F1

you [ 9:17 PM ] : distraction?

you [ 9:18 PM ] : you’ve already called me that before

you [ 9:19 PM ] : isack how long have you been planning on breaking up with me?

isack 🥷🏽 [ 9:19 PM ] : It’s not a break up, it would just be a break.

you [ 9:20 PM ] : until when? until you’re number one again? until the end of the season?

you [ 9:20 PM ] : what happens after that?

isack 🥷🏽 [ 9:20 PM ] : I’m sorry

you [ 9:20 PM ] : clearly not if you’re breaking up with me like this. you could’ve at least had the decency to do it to my face

isack 🥷🏽 [ 9:21 PM ] : Chérie it’s not a break up

you [ 9:22 PM ] : no, it is now. fuck you.

you have blocked this number

OCTOBER, 2024 : BAKU.

user1 replied to your story:

user1: no f2 pics this week? :(

user2 replied to your story:

user2: why didn’t you post any isack pictures? is it because he didn’t get any points 🫤

user3 replied to your story:

user3: lmao girl since when are you a pepe marti fan ☠️

pepemartiofficial replied to your story:

pepemartiofficial: ???? are you being held at knife point please don’t do this

yourusername: don’t do what

pepemartiofficial: don’t put me in the middle of this???? i already have to deal with him as is

pepemartiofficial: he’s gonna put me in the wall when he sees this delete it delete it delete it

yourusername: he won’t see it. i blocked him

pepemartiofficial: well that explains the sulking

yourusername: he’s the one that didn’t want distractions. i just made it easier for him

pepemartiofficial: does this mean you won’t be coming around for the last races?

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DECEMBER, 2024 : YAS MARINA.

You’ve never been good at healing quickly. At outgrowing things, at leaving them in the past. Not that any of your friends could blame you—a three year relationship is not something you can just forget overnight. You did the right thing, the first step towards healing: blocking him in every platform you could think of. Instagram, Twitter, Whatsapp, TikTok—even Facebook. It was easy, quick, as long as you didn’t allow yourself to think twice about it.

The pictures weren’t as easy. You couldn’t find it in yourself to erase them. They’re three years worth of your life—three years worth of you quietly and steadily learning about framing, about lighting, about when to snap a picture and when to wait. Eventually, you convinced yourself it would be unfair to you if you deleted them. They’re your professional portfolio—even that one photo Isack took of the two of you when you fell asleep on his shoulder. Or the one you took with your camera in front of his bathroom mirror—where Isack stands behind you, head tucked against your neck, murmuring something you’ve long since forgotten.

It still makes your throat tighten, the thought of him. You always knew motorsport was his first love, that it was his goal. It had been long before you met him, when he was still round-cheeked, had a high-pitched voice and a heavy accent. Driving had existed in his life years before you. But it stung, knowing that you would always fall second to it. That the chance at a title was worth more than your love.

You feel pin pricks at the back of your eyes, making you blink them away. You’ve always been too good at pouring salt on the wound.

Today, though—today you made a promise to yourself. It’s been months. You’ve already broken your heart enough times with every item of his that seems to spawn in your apartment.

You place them all inside the cardboard box your microwave came in, folding them with far too much care. Shirts. Hoodies. A Redbull windbreaker with his name printed at the back. An MC Alger jersey he forgot when he came over to watch a game—the same one he saw you wearing a night he stayed over, whispering into your ear how it suited you much more than it did him. You stuff them all into the box and stare at it.

Broken pieces of your heart threaten to climb up your throat. Your eyes sting again.

You never return it to him. He never asks for any of it back, either.

By the time you’re done, you find out. Trending on Twitter, or posted by the Formula 2 Instagram account. The results of his last race of the season—the one that ends his championship run before the first lap. You scroll down the comments, searching between the congratulations for Gabriel Bortoleto on his title win. Technical issue. Isack’s car never started, leaving him at the starting line while Bortoleto’s papaya car took off along with his chances for a title.

You sit in your bedroom, empty, alone. He must be destroyed. And for all your anger, all your resentment, your frustration and your tears, he was your friend, before he ever was your boyfriend. You don’t want him to suffer, you never have.

You consider texting him, telling him you’re sorry. Telling him he deserved better.

You don’t.

Instead, you close the box with tape, shove it into the back of your closet. Onto better things.

FEBRUARY, 2025 : BAHRAIN

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y/n.png to new beginnings 📸

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a/n: do yourself a favor and listen to the songs that inspired this fic but ESPECIALLY si no vas a volver by aitana cause what a banger that is. let me know if you enjoyed! this took so long and it’s only part 1

also! huge HUGE shoutout to birdy @cinnamorussell for letting me borrow their gorgeous texting layout 💘 couldn’t have stayed under the image limit without you <3

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everything but lovers ⛐ 𝐈𝐇𝟔

the person on the other side of your screen is not your friend nor your rival. he’s a third, evil thing: a lewis hamilton stan account dead set on making your life absolute fucking hell. 

ꔮ starring: hamilton stan account!isack hadjar x rosberg stan account!reader. ꔮ social media au. ꔮ includes: humor/crack, fluff, hint of romance. profanity. set somewhere in 2024-early 2025, twitter beef, manufactured hate on hamilton & rosberg (opinions i do not share!!! all for the plot!!!), rivals to lovers lite, google translated french. for tweets on the timeline, it's best read bottom -> top!!! ꔮ commentary box: this idea has been on my mind for literal months. let’s say it’s celebration for the consistent hadjoints so far!!! dedicating this to the lovely @spiderbeam, because her comments on my plot bunny compelled me to get this done 🤳 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

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tati charles

🤩being a sore loser🤩

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incorrect quotes !

-–— 2025, Monaco GP

tatiannareign

* IN THE COOLDOWN ROOM OF THE

MONACO GRAND PRIX *

REI, doing a little dance : WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER !

LEC:

NOR:

NOR, clears his throat and glances at LEC : that's a little insensitive, tati, don't you think ?

REI, glances at LEC :

REI: I'm just saying that I'm having chicken for dinner because I'm a winner.

NOR, sighs : sorry mate (to LEC).

LEC, shakes his head : don't worry about it, it's alright.

LEC, on the podium : (attacks tati and blinds her with champagne).

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Lando: If I fall…

Carlos: I’ll be there to catch you.

Charles: *looks at max* What if I fall?

Max: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

George: *watches these two interactions*

George, to alex: And if I fall?

Alex: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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Y/n: the stars are so beautiful...

Yoongi: they're just giant balls of gas

Y/n: you know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Yoongi: and yet none of them are as huge as my love for you

Y/n: ...oh

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── ballerina dr 🩰 💐🎀 ────────

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Charles in my ballerina dr:

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✶ 𝟕𝟑 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒

𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘: american actress and model, y/n butler, takes vogue inside her beautiful palm springs home and answers 73 questions.

pairing: austin butler x fem!reader

faceclaim: none, but yael shelbia to me

tags: age gap (23/33), priscilla actress!reader, marriage, kids, reader and austin are parents of a baby girl and a baby boy, mentions of other celebrities, reader is an elvis defender and a critic of priscilla, here reader and austin won their respective oscars for elvis, austin doesn't really appear here but he's mentioned all the time so

ruby notes: writing this was really fun for me. if you're a priscilla fan, this might not be to your liking, but if you read anyway, i hope you enjoy the reading. this is just reader being obsessed with austin, so maybe everyone will feel identified here lmao

"hey, y/n!" the cameraman greets you as soon as you open the thick wooden door of your palm springs home.

"hi." you greet him animatedly with a sweet smile, bowing your head in a friendly manner.

"i came here to ask you 73 questions very, very quickly."

you nod, stepping aside to let him inside. "okay. 73 questions is a lot, let's see how fast we can do this."

he walks through the door and the camera follows you as you walk naturally, dressed comfortably in a cool, loose-fitting dress. the living room, open, spacious and elegant, is the first thing the camera catches as you enter your home, but you avoid that area for now and the camera follows you into the kitchen.

"what did you do for the first 30 minutes of your day?"

an amused smile forms on your lips and, without stopping your steps, you look at the camera for a moment. "i stayed in bed, hugging my husband like a koala bear."

behind the camera, the cameraman smiles. "well, that sounds pretty comfortable. are all your mornings like that?"

"when neither of us has to work, yes."

"what gets you out of bed?"

"my kids. if they weren't there, i'd stay in bed with my husband for the rest of the day."

"what do you usually do on lazy days?" he asks you, moving a little away from you to circle the island.

"not leave the house. i just stay in bed, with my husband and kids."

"what's keeping you busy these days?"

"being a wife and mom." you reply, laughing. "that's a full-time job." you say as you head to the fridge to pull out a pitcher of cold water and pour into a glass.

"thank you." he says to you, across the marble island, as you set the glass of water down in front of him. "what's the most exciting thing in life right now?"

"being a wife and a mom." you laugh again.

"why did you and austin name your daughter alyssa?"

you open your mouth and smile, excited. "oh my god, i love this question." you squeal, excited. "well, i'm a huge fan of the universe of a song of ice and fire, and one of my favorite characters is princess alyssa targaryen. austin loved it, so we decided that would be our baby's name, even though he calls her lyssa."

"like lisa marie?"

you shake your head. "no. like lyssa drak."

"what's your favorite character from a song of ice and fire?"

"rhaenyra targaryen." you reply, putting the pitcher of water back in the fridge.

"we'll talk about your daughter." he says, to which you nod with a smile. "let's talk about your son now. his name is elvis, we all know why, but who decided on that name?"

you blink and take a breath, before answering. "it was a mutual decision, actually. we both liked that name and were fine with our son being called that, but it was lisa marie who started it all. before she passed away, we told her the news that i was pregnant again and she said she would love our son to be named after her father. and.... well, she didn't get to meet him, but i'm sure she would have loved him."

"elvis is a great name."

"it is." you reply, laughing and nodding.

"what's the movie you've worked on that you're most fond of?"

"i love all the movies i've worked on. oppenheimer and dune were amazing, but elvis will always have a special place in my heart." you approach him again, looking into the camera with a knowing smile. "i don't think i need to tell you why."

"surely not." he answers you, because no, you don't need to say anything, everyone knows why elvis is so special. "speaking of elvis, priscilla presley and sofia coppola wanted you to bring the king's wife back to life in her biopic. why didn't you?"

"creative differences." you answer flippantly, as if it was no big deal, even though it was at the time.

you had already read priscilla's book, and no, you weren't happy with all the lies written there, but it was reading the script for her movie that made you distance yourself; you wanted nothing to do with it.

"if you had played priscilla again, this time in her movie, do you think you could have won another oscar?"

"we'll never know." you say with a smile, shrugging.

"of all the roles you've played, which is your favorite?"

"cassiopeia atreides." you answer immediately, without hesitation. cassiopeia, your character in dune 2, is your favorite, by far. "she's so sensual and mysterious and a girl boss. i love her."

"you have two movies coming out soon, but is there a new genre you'd like to work in or a character you'd like to play?"

"i want to do something horror." you clasp your hands together, interlocking your fingers. "i love horror, it's my favorite genre, and i'd really like to work on something like that."

"do you have any favorite horror movies?"

"talk to me and ready or not."

"i think you'd make a great scream queen."

you squeal excitedly, still smiling. "i think so too!"

"of the movies you're working on that are coming out, which one are you most looking forward to?"

"all of them." you start moving to get out of the kitchen. he circles the isle to follow you. "eddington and caught stealing are brilliant films and i'm excited for the world to be able to see and enjoy them. and i work on both with my husband, so that makes it even more exciting."

"what's the best thing about being married to someone who shares your profession?"

"understanding, probably. being inside the same world, we understand things and situations that a person outside of this job wouldn't be able to understand very easily."

"you're quite wise."

you smile at the camera, sweet and excited. "thank you, i learned that from my husband and pinterest." he laughs.

he laughs. "i read phrases on pinterest too and use them to give advice, so i'm not gonna judge you. other than elvis, you and austin have worked together on four movies. how easy is that?"

"actually, it makes everything easier." you respond with a smile. the camera follows you as you walk into the living room and sit on the big L-shaped couch. "for everything. i mean, putting aside that all of our characters are romantically related and our chemistry is natural, it's... the presence of each other, you know... just knowing that austin is there, it makes me feel comfortable and safe. working with him makes everything easier, in every way."

"how does it feel to have so much chemistry with your husband, that directors ask to have them in their movies together?"

you feel your cheeks warm, and you don't have to look in the mirror to know you're blushing. "well, it's certainly very flattering."

"we know you're a big fan of lana del rey. what are your top 5 favorite songs?"

"mmm..." you hum, staring at the ceiling for a moment, before looking back at the camera. "young and beautiful, cinnamon girl, video games, million dollar man and religion."

"best concert you've ever been to?"

"blackpink at l.a in 2023."

"and if you had to pick one girl from blackpink, who would it be?"

"rosé."

"best song to sing in the shower?"

"stay a little longer by rosé."

"beautiful house, by the way. what's your favorite thing about it?"

"living in it." you answer his question simply, standing up to walk over to the vinyl shelf, with a record player located just below it.

"well, woah, that sure is a great vinyl collection."

"do you like it?" you ask him with a smile, pulling out an elvis vinyl.

"it's awesome. what's your favorite elvis song?"

"can't help falling in love." you reply, putting the record on the turntable. "it's a very special song to austin and me, so it's my number one."

"would you mind telling us a little bit more about it?"

"it was the song that was playing when we first kissed, and austin always sings it for me there." you point to the piano located in the middle of the living room.

"that's very romantic."

"it is." you reply, stepping through the large transparent doors that lead to the garden.

"where did you grow up?"

"brooklyn. i was born and raised there, until i was 17."

"what's the most american thing about you?"

"probably that my favorite food is pizza." you laugh, frowning, as you walk past the side of the pool. "it's the least american thing, but it's the most american thing about me."

"you could eat pizza every day for the rest of your life?"

"absolutely."

"what would be the perfect date for you?"

"dinner here." you reply, gesturing around you as you sit in one of the armchairs located in the garden.

"that's it?"

"believe it or not, yes. i'm not a high maintenance woman. of course, there has to be good wine."

"your husband is austin butler."

a proud smile tugs at your lips. "yeah, he is."

"what's one thing people don't know about him?"

"he loves making paper roses with alyssa."

"well, isn't that sweet? for those who don't know, how did you guys meet?"

"we met in 2019, thanks to elvis. he had been cast to play elvis presley and i was cast to play priscilla, his wife."

"we know that elvis was complicated for both of you for certain reasons. have you and austin moved on from that situation?"

that situation. well, it was certainly very difficult; of all the cases of actors being consumed by their roles, you didn't think you and austin would be added to the list. but you were, and it was hell. your countenance changes for a moment, but you immediately smile again.

"we're still working on it, but we're doing much better." is all you say.

"are there any habits of his that you've picked up?"

you purse your lips. "sleep with a watch on my wrist."

"did he pick up any habits from you?"

you let out a laugh. "no."

"who cooks at home?"

you don't respond verbally, but point to yourself.

"you like to cook, then?"

"i love it." you respond with a smile, nodding. "when i was a kid, i remember always hanging out in the kitchen, helping mom with the food because i was genuinely interested and really liked it. so yeah, i'm the one who cooks. austin cooks pretty well, too, but whenever he tries to help, i tell him to get out of my kitchen."

"if you weren't an actress, what would you be?"

"chef."

"i think you'd be a great chef."

"would you go to my restaurant?" this time you ask.

"all the time."

"you should come over for dinner one of these days, you know?"

"i'd be delighted."

you wrinkle your nose. "this video is going to be long because of me, isn't it?"

"we like listening to you, to be honest, so it's okay. what's the best thing about being a mom?"

"my kids."

"what's the best thing about being a wife?"

"my husband." you answer, laughing. you don't need to specify anything; the best thing about being a wife and mom are literally the reasons you are a wife and mom. you love your babies and you love austin, so you doubt there's much more to say.

"you became a mom very young, you were eighteen. how hard was that?"

"mmm..." you hum thoughtfully, pursing your lips as you stare at the lawn. "i'd say it was about as hard as a pregnancy usually is. i don't think my age made things harder, my pregnancy was normal, just like the second one, and austin was by my side the whole time, every step of the way, so, in fact, i think it was even easier than it could be."

you avoid mentioning that yes, it was complicated, but not for the reasons people would think, but that you were both confused and fucked up in the head and elvis was there. and yes, austin calls your daughter lyssa, but not because of some stupid comic book character. people don't have to find out, anyway, so who cares.

"are you and austin planning on having more kids or do you want to stop at two?"

you shake your head, smiling slightly sweetly. "we want more." you tell him, remembering all the times austin has told you he wants more babies, and god, you love seeing him with your babies in his arms, so there's no way you're denying him more children.

"marvel or dc?"

"marvel."

"what's your favorite marvel character?"

"spider-man." you shrug. "is there another option? i don't think so."

"favorite fictional couple?"

"ed and lorraine warren." you answer immediately, a smile inevitably tugging at your lips. "god, they're beautiful, i really love them. for me, the spell is romance movies and i'm happy thinking this way."

"who's the most fashionable woman that you know?"

"rosé." you reply, smiling again.

"you've been a frequent guest at the met gala since 2022. of all the ones you've attended, which would be your favorite?"

"2022, because austin was there."

"as a saint laurent ambassador, what do you like most about this brand?"

"the elegance. it's such a natural elegance and so fresh, i think it's become a characteristic of saint laurent."

"heels or sneakers?"

"heels."

"what's the accessory you can't leave the house without?"

you don't answer verbally. instead, you show your hand to the camera and wiggle your fingers, letting the camera focus on your wedding ring.

"who's the most fashionable man that you know?"

"my man." you laugh as you answer the question. "it's not just that he dresses well, but that he really takes the time to decide what to wear. i like that about him. we're so alike in that way."

"who is the person you admire the most?"

"my husband."

"what do you admire most about your husband?"

"everything." you answer simply, shrugging your shoulders. "his intelligence, his wisdom, his patience, his perseverance, his determination, his talent, his empathy, his vision for everything and everyone... i could go on and on." you wave your hand, laughing.

"well, that's a long list." he laughs. "is there anything you've learned from austin in all the years you've been together?"

"everything, i think. everything i know, he's taught me." you blink, remembering, and shrug as you continue talking. "one of the things i love most about austin, is that when i make a mistake, any kind, or do something wrong or don't achieve what i wanted, he just sits me down with him or hugs me and comforts me, you know...he tells me it's okay, that it's just a mistake, that he's proud of me and he always finds solutions for everything and helps me, in everything. he's a dream."

"ah! you two are really lovely, no wonder why you're one of hollywood's most loved couples. is there any activity you like to do together?"

"reading." you give him a tight-mouthed smile, remembering all the books you've read and finished thanks to this little habit you both picked up. "we both love to read, and we especially like to do it before bed. it's like a little routine we have."

"do you have a favorite book that you both enjoy reading?"

"austin doesn't have any favorites, but we both love to read 1984 and the odyssey."

"what's your favorite book?"

"right now? fire and blood. it really has nothing to do with the books austin and i read." you laugh. "it's totally different, but it works for me. i like it, it's my favorite."

"do you like reading fantasy a lot?"

you tilt your head, looking at the camera. "i prefer to read horror, to be honest, but when i read a fantasy book, that book becomes my new obsession."

"is there a book you carry everywhere you go?"

"not physically, but i have a lot of books downloaded on my phone, so yes; right now i'm rereading fire and blood for the third time."

"oh, wow!" he exclaims, making you laugh with flushed cheeks. "your obsession is serious, i see."

"my obsession with something only goes away when i become obsessed with something else. of course, that doesn't apply to my husband."

"you and austin look very exercised. do you work out together?"

you nod at his question. you and austin work out together every day, him doing his routines and you doing yours; when you're not working, of course. sometimes you spend weeks apart and have to do your respective routines without each other's presence, which frankly you find depressing. it's not the same working out alone, as it is with austin; watching him, seeing his body, watching his hands, his muscles flex, and always ending up fucking in the shower.

"usually, yes." you smile, remembering how especially rough he is when he fucks you after working out. "we work out together."

"what's your favorite exercise?"

"pilates." you say immediately.

"we know you also do ballet. do you like it?"

"i love ballet."

"since when do you do ballet?"

you squint your eyes, remembering. "mmm... since i was a baby. i was 3 or 4 years old when i started going to ballet classes, and i haven't stopped since."

"would you have liked to be a professional dancer? you know, perform in theaters."

"no." your quick answer makes them both laugh. "but maybe you'll see me being a dancer in some movie, who knows?" you shrug. "maybe a possessed dancer."

"i'd love to see that, and i'm sure your fans would too. if you could travel back in time, what year would you go to?"

"none. i'm doing just fine here."

"who is your biggest inspiration?"

"my husband."

"who's your favorite actor?"

"my husband." you answer again, laughing. by this point, you feel like you're talking more about austin, than anything else. not that it bothers you, anyway. austin is and always will be your favorite topic of conversation.

"who's your favorite actress?"

"natalie portman, probably. i loved her in black swan."

"for you, who is hollywood's most iconic couple?"

you wrinkle your nose, looking at him instead of the camera. "shit, that's too hard. i have no idea." you end up laughing.

"if you could give an oscar nomination to a person who has not been nominated for an oscar, who would it be?"

"margaret qualley." you answer immediately, without a second's hesitation.

"wow, that was fast."

a light chuckle erupts from your throat and you throw your head back, laughing. "i know, i think i've been waiting for that question my whole life."

"if you could give the oscar to someone who was already nominated, but didn't win, who would it be?"

"demi moore."

he laughs. "i see you have your thoughts straight."

"i mean, demi deserved that oscar, you know? mikey too, she's a very talented woman, but demi has my heart. i loved her in the substance and, overall, i think she's such a talented and poised actress. it's a shame. but i'm sure her time will come. it was mikey's turn this time, she was exceptional in annora."

"and lastly, possibly the most important question." he pulls back a little so the camera catches your outfit; an elegant loose-fitting dress that doesn't highlight your curves or show off your stomach. "there are a lot of rumors that you're pregnant. is it true?"

you smile broadly, letting out a slight nasal giggle. you run your hands across your stomach, clinging your dress to your body, revealing a slight curve in your belly, a tiny baby bump.

"do i look like i am?"

oh, the fans will go crazy.

[jadetheshifter]

Thanos and Strange seeing a teenager manipulate realities better than them:

To all my MCU shifters

I think strange would be amused,but Thanos not much