jaegckerman
jaegckerman
a smorgasbord of trash i love
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jaegckerman · 6 months ago
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say you are 30 and travel back in time to when you were 10, and you retain all your memories. And then you live your life all over again. Would you (in terms of your mind) still/again be 30 in 20 years, or 50? Because I'm thinking, while you've lived an additional 20 years, you've never experienced life as a person who's older than 30, right? You're not getting any additional life experience that comes with age, and you're not experiencing life as a person aged 31-50, but you are technically adding on top of the general life experience you've had.
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jaegckerman · 2 years ago
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Jotaro:    You want to go with me?  Why? Kakyoin:  Honestly I don’t really know why I decided to go with you.
Kakyoin:  You awakened me.  That’s all. Jotaro:     Tch…
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jaegckerman · 2 years ago
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420 bitches blaze it
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jaegckerman · 2 years ago
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jaegckerman · 2 years ago
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Good God I can't wait for this month to be over
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jaegckerman · 2 years ago
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I was on a ferris wheel today and this is what the seats looked like
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Clearly the designers/builders/whatever understand color theory
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jaegckerman · 2 years ago
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Happy 4th of July to all my 'murrican friends 🎆🥰🥳
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jaegckerman · 2 years ago
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Georges Hobeika | Fall/Winter 2023
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jaegckerman · 2 years ago
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BENOIT BLANC in GLASS ONION + Text Posts
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jaegckerman · 2 years ago
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my sister called me a Tamagotchi and I feel like I've never been more aptly described
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jaegckerman · 2 years ago
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jaegckerman · 2 years ago
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Uhh what's Connie doing in Haikyuu
okay i’m only 6 eps into Haikyuu but i’ve picked my favorite—
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jaegckerman · 2 years ago
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SAME VIBES TBH
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jaegckerman · 2 years ago
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All tied up
Rigger!Mitsuya wants his pretty little thing all tied up with a bow on top for his birthday gift.
Cw: NSFW, smut, fem!reader, established relationship, bondage/restraints, overstimulation, squirting, pet names, m!oral, not proofread sooo ignore any mistakes
I'd like to thank @sin-and-punishment for getting me hyped to write today. You absolutely need to check out her fic for the birthday boy!
Divider credit goes to @benkeibear
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His fingers grazed your skin as he worked. Your body felt alight with excitement as you watched Takashi deftly tie small knots around your body. The soft rope tightened against your flesh deliciously.
The anticipation left your mind reeling at what he had planned. You wanted to give your boyfriend a new kind of present this year, one that he’s been interested in using with you for quite some time. So when he opened the wrapped gift that morning, he was delighted to see a few bundles of rope just for him.
You knew of him always being interested in being a rigger for you. You've seen him practice on mannequins before. He made such simple ties look beautiful. Now you were his new canvas. A small smile never left his face as he wove the rope around your limbs, putting two fingers underneath each new knot to ensure it wasn’t too snug. Heat was pooling between your thighs and you rubbed them together discreetly, attempting to be patient as he made art of your bare body. The soft rope squeezed gently into your flesh as you squirmed.
“Almost done, darling.” His soft voice laced with amusement as he noted how worked up you were becoming. Your arms were binded comfortably behind your back, Mitsuya skillfully tied your torso. The rope accentuated your breasts, weaving around your waist and down your stomach. He finished his work with a final knot behind your thigh, leaving you harnessed for him with plenty of room to access everything he wanted.
Mitsuya stepped back to admire his work, giving you a wicked smile as his eyes dragged across your body. His tongue darted across his lips and you noted the growing bulge in his jeans. You never felt so vulnerable before. You were entirely at his mercy, your growing wetness making you whine, desperate for him to make his next more.
“Just one more thing.” He winks as he approaches you, gently guiding you to a cushion placed on the floor. “Kneel for me, baby.” 
You do as you’re told and get on your knees on the soft maroon cushion. What you didn’t anticipate was to see that your boyfriend placed you perfectly in front of the mirror across the room. You admired this beautiful work he made of you for a moment, glancing up as you see him shift. Mitsuya leaves the room for a second before coming back with a box that you recognized immediately. He opens it in front of you to expose its contents.
“Whaddya think of this?” His voice saccharine while lifting the hitachi wand before you. You shiver with desire, and nod without hesitating. Mitsuya’s smile grows with your consent and loops a finger through your bindings to give you a searing kiss, tossing the toy to the side and kneeling down to your level. You were desperate for more contact, pushing your chest into his.
Mitsuya wouldn’t deny you much longer, his fingers grazing over your pert nipples. He was testing how much you could hold back which, not to his surprise, wasn’t much. You whimpered at his featherlike touch, drawing circles around your nipples before gently pinching them. He peppered kisses across your collarbones, nipping at your shoulders and sucking at your neck. You felt like you were drowning with need, pulling at the bindings on your wrists in a feeble attempt to touch him.
“Ah, do you want something, Princess?” He smiled against your skin as his hands began to wander across your helpless form. He pulled you flush against him by the binding across your waist, dragging another hand down to squeeze your ass. Your soft whimper was enough of an answer for him.
His lips reconnected with yours with greater passion. Despite his calm demeanor it’s clear that Mistuya is just as affected by your current position as you are. His kisses become sloppier, tongues sliding against each other. His hands continued to caress and squeeze at your soft skin quicker than before. 
He breaks the kiss with a small gasp. A small trail of saliva breaks from between the two of you, his face flush and lips swollen. He continues to nip and suckle his way down your chest, stopping to give your breasts extra attention. Mitsuya made sure to give each nipple an equal amount of love, taking his time as his tongue swirls in circles. One hand holding you steady by your bindings whilst the other continued to travel further south. You rutted your hips towards him shamelessly as his palm slowly glided over your aching core.
“God, you’re soaked.” He rasped as his fingers soak up your juices. He pulled back and brought his fingers up for you to see. “Go on, have a taste.” His eyes glimmered as you popped them into your mouth obediently, tasting yourself while looking into his eyes. He raised a brow with a smile. 
“What a good girl. You deserve something for being so good for me, don’tcha?” He got to his feet and reached for the black box he brought in earlier along with more lavender rope. You didn’t know what he was planning at first until he began making new knots across your thighs, tying the hitachi wand against your core. The thought of him using it on you left you throbbing with need. And before long, he securely tied the vibrator between your legs and turned it on to the lowest setting. The vibrations were barely noticeable and you whined at the minimal stimulation, giving Mitsuya a pout. 
“Mmm, Taka. Need more. Please?” You whimpered, hoping he’d change his mind.
He only shook his head with a smile, the bulge in his pants looking almost painful as he watched you. It wasn’t enough and you couldn’t control yourself from grinding against the wand, riding it in an attempt to get your release. Mitsuya approached and knelt down. Turning the dial up and smirking at the relieved moan you let out. The medium setting was perfect and you could feel your orgasm building. The rope on your skin tightened as you writhed from the stimulation.
“Nng- ah! Y-yes, yes!.” The vibrations sent sparks up and down your body, continuing to ride the vibrator like your life depended on it. Panting softly with stuttering hips, moans fall from your lips like a waterfall. Mitsuya watches your flushed face with a devious glimmer in his eyes, palming himself as you fall apart for him. He shuffles behind you and crouches down, grabbing your jaw and guiding your face towards the mirror.
“Look at you, so beautiful.” He kisses the back of your neck as you continue to bounce slightly on the vibrator. Your face flushed as you watched yourself thrust and grind, the restraints digging into your skin as you moved.
“‘M gonna cum.” You warned, locking eyes with your partner in the mirror with a desperate plea.
“Go on, let me watch that pretty face of yours. I wanna see you cum.” His voice sounded like velvet as he urged you to your release. 
Your hips stuttered on the wand as your orgasm washed over you, crying out his name as you came. Realization came over you as you noted that Mitsuya has yet to turn off the wand. Tears pricked in the corner of your eyes as the overstimulation took over.
“T-Take! S’too much! Aah! Ah!” You cried out as you felt overwhelmed from the feeling.
“Can you give me another one, Princess? I know you can. Go ahead, give me another.” He softly talks you through the incredibly fast orgasm that’s building.
You can feel your legs shaking from how much pleasure you felt. Moaning turned into wailing as you helplessly felt the chord in your stomach snap again, harder than you’ve ever felt before. Vision going white for a moment as your body went rigid, squirting all over the soft pillow beneath you.
The vibrations stopped as you came down, the world around you blurry from your tears while catching your breath. Mitsuya covered your neck and chest with gentle kisses, praising you up and down in between.
“You did s’good for me.” He murmured against your neck, tilting your chin to kiss him properly. He untied the wand from against you and met your gaze. “Do you think you can keep going?”
Your head bobbles up and down, mind hazy from the intensity of your orgasm. “Mhm, anything for the birthday boy.” You give him a cheesy grin that he mirrors right back to you.
“Thank you, darling.” He pulls his black shirt over his head and your eyes immediately fixate on his toned stomach and chest. “This has been quite the present so far.” He winks with a small smile, kicking off his jeans and underwear in one fell swoop. 
Licking your lips as he stood before you, Mitsuya is easily the most beautiful thing you’ve ever laid your eyes on. His pretty cock was waiting just for you and your mouth watered at the sight. The perfectly pink tip was beginning to drip with precum and without a word, you opened your mouth and stuck out your tongue. Mitsuya chuckled a little, pumping himself as he drew closer.
“Want me that bad, yeah?” He doesn’t wait for an answer as he brings his hips closer to your awaiting tongue. You decided to tease him a little, for revenge. Tongue swirling around just the tip, suckling on his most sensitive spot. He threw his head back with a soft groan, lacing his fingers through your hair, the other hand holding your ropes to keep you balanced.  “You tryin’ to kill me? On my birthday? Really?” He let out a strained chuckle.
You locked eyes with him as you sucked him in further, breaking eye contact as your nose just met his pelvis. Focusing on not gagging, you begin to bob your head up and down, tongue dragging against the fat vein that ran down the back of his cock. If there was one thing you loved most about your boyfriend, it was how he moaned.
Soft groans and sighs fall from his lips, it’s like he gets lost in the moment. Quiet, breathy murmurs of “Don’t stop. O-oh” motivate you to keep going.
“F-fuck baby. I’m close.” He pants, resisting from thrusting his hips harder against your mouth. You hollow out your cheeks and suck him harder, moving faster as you go which is all it took to have him meet his release. Hot ropes of cum shoot down your throat as Mitsuya moans your name. You swallow every drop, licking him clean as he pulls out and watches you. He bends over to give you a sweet kiss, smiling down at you with fondness. 
“Happy birthday, Takashi.” You grin up at him and wiggle a little in the restraints. “Glad you liked your gift.”
He chuckles and begins to untie you gently. He kisses your temple as he frees your hands, massaging where the ropes dug into your flesh. “I got all I wanted and more.”
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jaegckerman · 2 years ago
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LMFAO that picture omfg
Ily2 <333
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jaegckerman · 2 years ago
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my favorite game to play is “is supernatural actually trending or did some major political/social event just occur”
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jaegckerman · 2 years ago
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NOT THE BNHA GIF
But yes I'd love to have a little pocket you and then I'd take pocket you with me and let pocket you rest in flowers like those tiny mice whose name idk in English and take adorable pictures of you (also you were right i think it WAS a baby rat that i saved woopsie it was still cute though)
We'll see how that lottery goes!
GUESS WHO'S GOING TO MEET BAD OMENS IN FEBRUARY
FUCKING GUESS
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