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If I don’t get a scene of Imogen absolutely losing her shit bc she had to bury Quinn ALONE, when everyone else left her, I’m going to lose my shit.

Xaden. Bodhi. Garrick. They’ve all left her alone. And yeah she has Sloane, but that’s it. The people she has been the closest with her entire life have left her to deal completely alone with the death of one of there own and all the aftermath that comes with Violet being dutchess now.

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me, watching my mutuals post ceaselessly about a fandom i’m not in:

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Celeana: Chaol, heads or tails

Chaol: Tails

Celeana -slamming her sack down on the table and grinning-: WRONG

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I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck

Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

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Yall Dain is a rider, with the training of a scribe and personality of an infantry. If you don’t think he is the future general of Basgiath you are lying to yourself

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*Garrick and Xaden laying on the ground* Garrick: Why are we laying in front of the garage? Xaden: You got so nervous asking Imogen out, you passed out and I laid down next to you so everybody would think we were chillin'.

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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My live thoughts while reading Emily Wilde's Encyclopedia Of Faeries

An autism coded main character and her tall lanky secret faerie prince twink of a love interest? Istg, it's like this book was made for me specifically

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Xaden: “Okay everyone, safety briefing for this weekend.”

Xaden *to Ridoc and Bodhi*: “Do not add to the population.”

Xaden *to Imogen*: “Do not subtract from the population.”

Xaden *to Rhiannon, Sawyer, and Garrick in order*: “Do not end up in the newspaper, the hospital, or in jail.”

Xaden *to Violet*: “If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.”

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my favorite literature trope is scary gf and happy to be there bf

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Nevernight gave us both “enemies to lovers” and “lovers to enemies” and that really was a power move.

Sure, it also gave us “friends to lovers to I’d-die-for-you-but-it’s-not-mutual-also-you’re-in-love-with-my-murderer??????” but we’re not going to talk about that aren’t we?

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Aelin: We both look good tonight.

Lyssandra: You know, if you'd just said that I looked good, I would have said, "So do you."

Aelin: I couldn't take that chance

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Elide: you deserve a reward for putting up with me Lorcan: you are my reward Aelin: you deserve a reward for putting up with me Rowan: yeah, you can be a real bitch sometimes

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Aelin and Manon vibes

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Alternative dust jackets for The City of Brass, The Kingdom of Copper, and The Empire of Gold, from Fae Crate's 2020: The Empire of Gold Hangover Recovery Kit. Drawn by Gabriella Bujdoso on Instagram with collaboration from the author S. A. Chakraborty.

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"Why," he asked. "Why did you save her?"

"Because that golden-haired witch, Asterin ..," Aelin said. "She screamed Manon's name the way I screamed yours."

"How can I take away somebody who means the world to someone else? Even if she's my enemy."