jagermeistermax

[jagermeistermax]

you are my biological cousin.

Have fun being related to a nerdy prude, Bitchhh

HELP????

[jagermeistermax]

you're so fucking violent and angry, man

a smile might be good.

though youre hilarious, i'll give you that

Ive GROWN brotha 🙏🦅

[jagermeistermax]

Die

[jagermeistermax]

have a merry christmas or ELSE >:((

-nerdy prude

I DON'T LISTEN TO NERDY PRUDES!!! FUCK CHRISTMAS 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[jagermeistermax]

Happy Holidays!

Not so happy for me

[jagermeistermax]

Guess who's fucking back baby

[jagermeistermax]

what if i said i was a huge nerd. what would you do?

follow up question...what if i said i was a huge nerd AND i had a huge crush on you. then what, max?

I'm gonna kill myself

Anyway cool

[jagermeistermax]

Excuse me?

You’re my idol Max you must be the coolest person in all of Hatchetfield to have ever lived!!

@jackh0ffman69

Course I'm your idol, I'm fuckin awesome

[jagermeistermax]

You’re my idol Max you must be the coolest person in all of Hatchetfield to have ever lived!!

@jackh0ffman69

Course I'm your idol, I'm fuckin awesome

[jagermeistermax]

BLOWJOB ANON

hola max!!! -🏈

I forgot what we called you

[jagermeistermax]

hola max!!! -🏈

I forgot what we called you

[jagermeistermax]

Maxxxx you're my favorite 🫶🫶 you're so silly and I will squeeze you until you pop 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

You what

[jagermeistermax]

Tell us your wisdom about highschool, Max. How to survive, perhaps.

Don't be a fucking pussy, don't be a nerd, play a sport, stay away from suckers

[jagermeistermax]

Ugh

[jagermeistermax]

Yo Max, what’s your opinion on the rumor spreading around that one of the nerds has a gay crush on you

Everyone has a crush on me

[jagermeistermax]

I GOT TUMBLR HOLY FUCK

@ellemqc

Fr got this notif and shidded

[jagermeistermax]

U are gongeus bro

- Kyle

Not anymore Kyle 💔