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eepy horse bros

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It's fine... It's cool... 🔥⚔️Chappell Roan VMA performance you will always be famous

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Danny's reveal goes...not so well. To put it lightly. He's gonna have to pretend to be an adult. At fifteen. Which he can definitely do!

Before he left, Sam and Tucker had conspired to get him a fake ID and set him up with a landlord they could blackmail into accepting him as a tenant.

He moves to Keystone City, and he is, indeed, very adulty.

He buys a Dutch Oven that he doesn't really know how to use. He reads the newspaper comics. He gets a job as a paid intern at the local news station, and he answers to the fancy scary lady reporter Linda Park. He uses that job to pay rent and stuff.

Very adulty.

Except that Miss Scary Reporter Lady Linda keeps asking questions she shouldn't. Keeps looking where she shouldn't.

And she won't drop it.

If she actually investigates, she'll find Danny's real name, and then his parents, then the fact that he's wanted by the United States Military for existing, and she'll get hurt by the GIW when they pull her in for questioning.

So he laments his sweet, sweet apartment, packs his bag of essentials (again), and opens the door to do another runner.

He opens it to see the Flash, Linda's...boyfriend? Husband? Danny isn't sure, but he's standing right there, in uniform, looking unimpressed.

"So." Flash starts, crossing his arms.

"...'Sup?" Danny asks, knuckles white as he grabs the strap of his bag.

"Some creeps in white suits just tried to kidnap Linda," Flash says, leaning on the door frame. "Don't supposed you know anything about that, huh?"

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American Liberals love attacking the left for criticism like “Genocide is bad, Immigrants are also people, people shouldn’t starve, and we shouldn’t destroy the planet for imperialist gain” never listening to leftists, then claim that the right’s criticism of

“People should starve, Immigrants need to die, genocide is good, we should destroy the planet for imperialist gain” Is a reasonable moderate position and they should pivot to the right actually.

This is also genuinely heinous to use somebody’s celebrity than bash them the second they have actual good faith criticism.

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Look for anything (or anyone) that could be familiar

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look at my mona lisa!

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CHAPPELL ROAN arriving at the VMAs — September 11, 2024

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Your furry "Doctor Yiff" posts helped me lose my virginity and I don't know how to feel about that...

Thank you?? I guess??? What's the protocol for this??

What the FUCK are you talking about DUDE

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So proud of himself

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girls night girls night

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Universal spin dynamic inspired stone wall…

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I accidentally opened discord on my laptop and was forced into a 30 second unskippable cutscene

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what do you MEAN they FUCKING MISSED???

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“Freaky Friday” was not in fact a real movie which existed BUT had recently entered production as a film because people kept referencing it any time body swapping came up so the movie industry was just like “well I guess we have to make that movie now” and there was already a niche internet fan-base for it.

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