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[jahwshua]

i think therefore i slay

[jahwshua]

the beer i’m drinking is going straight to my ball sack

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i love breakfast but it is one of my least favorite meals to make

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hey y’all there is a new social media app lol. follow me to see more of my unhinged thoughts 🧎🏽‍♂️

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let me start off by saying i love nyc public transit. i love being able to live in a city where i can actually get anywhere without having to have a car. it’s nice and saves me a lot of money. but during the summer some of the subway stations are suffocating. i feel like i’m standing in the devils butthole. why is it so hot it??? it shouldn’t be this hot??? it’s hotter than it is outside this is death.

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videos like this make me appreciate life

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Let's say, hypothetically, I wanted to NOT fuck a train.

How should I go about doing that?

Okay so when you get on a train, just don't stick your fucking dick into a hole that isn't attached to another person

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B-baka!

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ITS BACK ON

THE HOT DOG EATING CONTEST WAS CANCELLED

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THE HOT DOG EATING CONTEST WAS CANCELLED

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i wanna give a grimace shake to a medieval peasant

[jahwshua]

You didn't even get anon hate yet?

no not yet

[jahwshua]

i had a dream last night. i was playing pokémon and my starter pokemon was a ladybug and spider that lived in a log cabin and they’re most powerful move was they would go to the opposing pokémon’s house and melt their garden.

idk what’s happening in my brain

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do you think all the cows i’ve driven by and yelled at know i appreciate them and think they’re doing a good job ?

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i am at the very beginning of the rest of my life. this truth will not change with age