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If I had the death note I wouldn’t even care about killing people the real kicker is that you can bend their will before they die. Like who cares if I could give joe biden a heart attack BUT i could make him go up the the podium and say something like “I need a thick girl and a blunt right now or I’ll die” and then he explodes. That’s where the money is
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Im the type of friend to say “think fast” AFTER I’ve thrown a 21 pound boulder at your head
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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this story is already very funny but the added articles on the side are killing me
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Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar
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