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I'll make a proper intro/navigation post at some point (I won't) but until then:

hi, i'm misty, I'm not that new here anymore, and these are my favourite tags on this blog - take a look, they might just make you smile :]

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i was gonna say it’s fascinating how seriously everyone is taking the joke about dan having a massive bong or whatever but then i thought about the scenario where people start believing it so wholeheartedly that he ends up saying something about it. i want to force dan into denying smoking weed with Very Real Living Celebrity Hacker T Dog actually. like… carry on i want to hear what he says

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i think dan & phil think we believe everything we hear bc they included the pumpkin and toilet theories in the show but we just hear something so funny that even if we dont believe it we rewrite it as canon because we commit to the bit. sorry u have joint shitties & big bong now

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please be nice, please please be nice, there’s enough evil shit in this world we don’t need more toxicity and hatred. please just treat people kindly.

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it's all bad but at FUCKING LEAST it's neil banging out the tunes day. at least it's neil banging out the FUCKING tunes day

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life really is just like. you meet people you love them and then you lose them and you never see them again. and it's inevitable and it happens to everyone and there's nothing you can do about it

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it's like an angel and devil on my shoulders right now and they're both screaming

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early morning blowjobs | just phan things

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some of yall have never been a young adult who works with people twice your age and is friends with them and it shows 😭

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"dan is too mean to phil" and this is how phil looks when dan yells at him

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The great thing about having friends and acquaintances across a variety of professions is to really hammer home as much as possible the fact there is literally zero correlation between the amount someone actually works, the amount they contribute to society, and how much they make in a year.

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WHAT???? I could've SWORN that iconic japan staircase h**** e**** h***** picture was in 2018 that was LESS THAN TWO YEARS AGO???

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new doctor who tommorow. And I it’s honour- Here’s this Very Important Post

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do you know if dan ever used to smoke when he was a teen cos i feel like i remember him doing a question thing on daily booth and saying he did but i just can’t ever imagine him smoking lol

no he's been pretty open about not smoking and how he didn't want to because both his parents did (x) and the dailybooth answer was him saying no (the (n) means thumbs down)

as far as smoking weed he's said the "couple of times" he tried it didn't work (x)

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NO one has done it like emo Phil did back in the day 🫦

so fine he had my boy dan howell live tweeting every time they had sex like it was a steam achievement