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#omg thats crazy that i remember following you when you were the new phannie#how has it already been almost 2 years???
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#NINETEEN#it's kind of y'all to try but I'm not entertaining that#i think it's insane how confident y'all feel nowadays#and i think it's insane how much y'all expect people to match your political morals
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i was gonna say it’s fascinating how seriously everyone is taking the joke about dan having a massive bong or whatever but then i thought about the scenario where people start believing it so wholeheartedly that he ends up saying something about it. i want to force dan into denying smoking weed with Very Real Living Celebrity Hacker T Dog actually. like… carry on i want to hear what he says
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i think dan & phil think we believe everything we hear bc they included the pumpkin and toilet theories in the show but we just hear something so funny that even if we dont believe it we rewrite it as canon because we commit to the bit. sorry u have joint shitties & big bong now
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please be nice, please please be nice, there’s enough evil shit in this world we don’t need more toxicity and hatred. please just treat people kindly.
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it's all bad but at FUCKING LEAST it's neil banging out the tunes day. at least it's neil banging out the FUCKING tunes day
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life really is just like. you meet people you love them and then you lose them and you never see them again. and it's inevitable and it happens to everyone and there's nothing you can do about it
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it's like an angel and devil on my shoulders right now and they're both screaming
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early morning blowjobs | just phan things
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some of yall have never been a young adult who works with people twice your age and is friends with them and it shows 😭
#like come on y'all#can we please be serious#holy fuck dan is only 33 years old 💀#y'all took “old man yaoi” way too seriously#age gap discourse in 2025 is crazyyyy especially when theyre literally friends like what
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"dan is too mean to phil" and this is how phil looks when dan yells at him
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The great thing about having friends and acquaintances across a variety of professions is to really hammer home as much as possible the fact there is literally zero correlation between the amount someone actually works, the amount they contribute to society, and how much they make in a year.
#it actually makes my self awareness so much worse#like what do you mean your job consists of sending a few emails and drinking on the job and u make $200k a year#what do u mean i worked 50 hours a week during the pandemic only to end up genuinely in#so much debt it makes me want to cry
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WHAT???? I could've SWORN that iconic japan staircase h**** e**** h***** picture was in 2018 that was LESS THAN TWO YEARS AGO???
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new doctor who tommorow. And I it’s honour- Here’s this Very Important Post

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do you know if dan ever used to smoke when he was a teen cos i feel like i remember him doing a question thing on daily booth and saying he did but i just can’t ever imagine him smoking lol
no he's been pretty open about not smoking and how he didn't want to because both his parents did (x) and the dailybooth answer was him saying no (the (n) means thumbs down)
as far as smoking weed he's said the "couple of times" he tried it didn't work (x)
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NO one has done it like emo Phil did back in the day 🫦
so fine he had my boy dan howell live tweeting every time they had sex like it was a steam achievement
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