jakeabel

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you can't even be unemployed on a tuesday anymore. because of work

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TOOTSIE TOY MR.BUBBLE SWISS BUBBLE BLOWER | LISTING

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American Psycho, German lobby card. 2000

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But I'm a Cheerleader (1999) dir. Jamie Babbit

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some guys that will be up tomorrow 🦐✨

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wind up key ♡

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well at least i don’t have kids

[jakeabel]

It's so funny being a shipper when you're aroace it's like you're an anthropologist, like hey fictional blorbos who live in my head let me study your bonds under a microscope and take notes on what happens when I throw Valentines Day into your enclosure

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im ssorry I only support 100% ethically sound fetishes like cannibalism and necrophilia

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ok i’m done being crazy lol

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I cannot stop thinking about this article. It has enchanted me.

[jakeabel]

hysterectomy should be an informed consent procedure full stop. it should be illegal to deny someone a hysterectomy based on their age or based on them not having kids or based on their spouse/partner not signing off on it. anyone over 18 should be allowed to make that decision.

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you may be losing the idgaf war but they wouldn't even let me enlist. on account of my poet's temperament.

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what it’s like walking around with me