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My friend says dealing with people with social anxiety is like being handed a loaded gun and begged not to shoot. She's like, I don't want the loaded gun in the first place! Why are you handing this to me!

we hand you the loaded gun, wrap your finger around the trigger, fire it at our own foot, then sob hysterically while you’re still wondering what the fuck is even happening.

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love books. because it’s like what if something happened

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walked so much and for so little but w put some socks in the freezer and it soothes the aching wound of blistered tired feet

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i need a $10,000 grant to go cluuuuubbbingggg

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im so tired and im never going to understand the people on here who are still insisting that everything would have been the same under kamala as if the elimination of USAID and imperilment of PEPFAR hasn't already affected the lives of millions of HIV-positive people in the global south - as if biden wasnt one of the most proactive presidents on climate change, as if no connection exists between changing weather patterns, deaths from natural disasters in the world's poorest countries, food scarcity, and resulting political instability...it must feel exceptionally self-affirming to not have to think about environmental justice at all and to accept the gutting of protective acts and our legal systems that provided the recourse for brown and black people to prosecute big companies for poisoning their communities...must be incredible to inhabit a mindset where any collateral damage along the path to the fabled revolution doesn't matter

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wait........ being a loser woman is the best thing ever ........ #blessed

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saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

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i feel like a black hole of despair wandering through all my classmates' nice happy times and sucking the joy out of them. everyone's having fun this summer but me, the misery vampire

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burt hummel: finn, you CANNOT call my son that word under my roof!!!!

the lamp in the corner:

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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

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being the bigger person is so fucking exhausting because like. none of you know how fucking small this other person is. and i could tell you, and you’d be shocked!!! but i can’t and i won’t, because i am the bigger person. biggest person in the fucking world. look out bc i might accidentally step on you