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hey im free later if you wanna like get married or merge souls or something

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it’s because you’re always romancing that damn vampire

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new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years

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sorry I wasn’t in the mood to be a person today, sorry I forgot to keep a conversation, sorry my soul needs ironing. give me a moment, a day or a so. it’ll be good. I’ll brush my hair and change my clothes. I’ll laugh a lot. I’ll say important things. it’ll be good.

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do any of you love me enough to let me rip out your throat or perhaps heart be honest

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I dont like the full so have the shitty cropped out version idk

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media: the very serious brooding asshole character is actually super deep and complex

me: ok

media: the dumb joke character is actually super deep and complex

me: ghhogoohhh. ohhhh oh mygod. oh m. oh. are you kidding me. oh i am going to throw the fuck up over this

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put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

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Happy brifdethday Mr Noakahara Chuua

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whats a song that's just a girl's name that u really like

ex:

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Humbly offering a few chuuya doodles 🫶

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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.

Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)

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You guys really liked my last poll so

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late cloobiversary

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a little mock postage stamp i did a while ago. free to download (X) and print as stickers, posters or whatever you like.