jam-does-audio
jam-does-audio
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oh damn, I'm 21 now. She. Professional Sound Designer, looking for audio work. Talk to me if you want custom sounds, soundscapes, audio engineering, editing, podcasts, you get the idea. Throw ideas at me and I'll make a sound out of her yet. please just use she
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jam-does-audio · 7 hours ago
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update on personal life stuff
got hit by 12 cars and died. sory. all at once. no traces left behind. I think one of the cars was carnivorous
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jam-does-audio · 7 hours ago
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princess and her jestergirl having a sleepover and doing each others makeup . the next day there are two giggly princess clowns sitting in each others lap on the throne and it's impossible to know which is which
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jam-does-audio · 7 hours ago
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you could make a racist colonizer character but if he is drawn in a appealing artystyle or is overall charismatic, then fandomite white ppl will be over his dick because they'd fuck a fence if it was painted white.
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jam-does-audio · 1 day ago
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Carry-on size.
Visit my Patreon to see this and other projects early, It's only $3 a month.
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jam-does-audio · 1 day ago
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United Healthcare getting sued by its investors, because it didn't warn them that the CEO getting murdered (by the tendrils of their unmitigated greed) was going to lead to them approving more claims (for covered services that they had no right to deny) is a cartoonish example of exactly why their CEO got murdered.
Their argument is essentially "You promised us a specific profit margin that is not possible to achieve under this increased public scrutiny of your unethical practices. We only agreed to invest because of those unethical practices. So we demand compensation because you didn't warn us that you'd be behaving more ethically"
And idk. Satire isn't just dead. We've pissed on its corpse and now it's dissolving in lye.
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jam-does-audio · 1 day ago
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Today my professor picked up a garter snake, said “Ow!” five times as it bit him, set it back down, and said, “Okay. That’s one defense mechanism snakes have.”
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jam-does-audio · 1 day ago
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it's like the old saying goes, The customer is always wrong and it's legal to kill them
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jam-does-audio · 1 day ago
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Like I know we flee here from the smouldering ruin of our civilisation at the moment but I as a mid-40s year old need you guys to know
Netanyahu has been saying Iran is close to nuclear weapons for 30 years
He has wanted a war with Iran that whole time
The "they have nuclear weapons" was the reason the allied west invaded and flattened Iraq in 2003 and it also turned out to be a lie
Tulsi Gubbard who is the head of US Intelligence signed a statement less than two weeks ago confirming it is America's belief that Iran is not currently pursuing nuclear weapons
Talks between the US and Irani delegation were expected to take place on Sunday, and the Irani lead negotiator was interviewed as saying he felt positively about the possibility of a new deal
Netanyahu bombed Iran and killed that exact negotiator on Friday.
There is heaps of footage of Netanyahu claiming Iraq had WMD/nukes, he was a lead proponent of the war on Iraq.
History is fucking repeating and it is MADDENING. I was at protests against the Iraqi invasion in 2002/2003. We all knew there were no nukes. US and Israel wanted regime change in Iraq anyway so they could install puppets and that's exactly what they're doing in Iran.
People will study this period in history and go, "WHY DID NO ONE STOP NETANYAHU AND ISRAEL IN GAZA, IRAN AND THE WIDER MIDDLE EAST? WHY DID THE MEDIA NOT COMMENT ON THE FACT ISRAEL HAS NUKES AND HASN'T SIGNED A TREATY BUT IS CLAIMING TO BE UPSET ABOUT A FICTIONAL SITUATION WHERE OTHER COUNTRIES ARE APPARENTLY DOING THE SAME?"
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jam-does-audio · 1 day ago
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woke content detector is better at acknowledging kris's pronouns than a significant amount of the fanbasr ...
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jam-does-audio · 1 day ago
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Bottom Surgery of the Killer
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jam-does-audio · 1 day ago
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line ark white glint is cool and all but the og is also. very cool.
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jam-does-audio · 1 day ago
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YAYYYY ^W^
Yay bunnys!!
YAAAAAAY BUNNIES!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDD
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jam-does-audio · 1 day ago
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erica goes to the mall
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jam-does-audio · 1 day ago
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sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time
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jam-does-audio · 1 day ago
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beach babe
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jam-does-audio · 1 day ago
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if you're a trans woman you have to survive
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jam-does-audio · 1 day ago
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Penelope (or pibb)
(SHE/THEY) 🏳️‍⚧️🐕
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