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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal
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true 2000′s nonsense was finding an amv with a cool song and revisiting the amv for the song instead of actually looking it up
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BREAKING!: Brad Pitt reportedly acquiring co-owner position and majority shares of a new startup providing "pilaties for eels"
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A Gazan’s gaze at a loaf of bread is like no other…
It’s not just a glance at food — it’s a glimpse of life pulled from the jaws of hunger, of dignity reclaimed from the ruins, of a long‑delayed hope that feels like a mother’s embrace calming a frightened child.
The world may see a loaf of bread as a commodity, aid, or a number in a report.
But here in #Gaza, a father sees a small victory over death, a mother sees the warmth of a table that has lost almost everything, and a family sees a fragile roof over a house with no walls.
Each loaf a child eats here is praised a hundred times over, because reaching it feels like surviving certain death, like pulling a life from under the rubble, like beating the flames of bombing and starvation for one more night.

This is the reality for my family, trying to survive one day at a time, one loaf at a time, one dream at a time, amid a siege, destruction, and a long, merciless war.
I have nothing to offer but this plea from the heart — for those who still value humanity, for those who can help.
Every donation, no matter how small, every word of support, every reblog can be a chance for life... a reminder that we are not abandoned.
Help us stand strong.
Help us survive.
Help us not be left alone under the rubble.
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(#167 on the verified fundraiser list by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi) (but we had to make a new gfm campaign cuz our old organizer stopped contacting us).
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I just came up with a really inconvenient, possibly unplayable four-player game: The Evil Advisor
All you need is a completely normal chess board and a deck of cards that you can somehow divide into an even amount of cards that mean "yes" or "no". Out of the four players, only two need to know how to play chess - those play the role of advisor. The other two play as rulers. At the start of the game, both advisors pull a random card from the deck, which dictates whether their goal is to win the game, or lose it. They keep their respective card, showing it to nobody else.
The rulers, who ultimately choose where to move the pieces, always aim to win the chess game, and also know that the advisor may or may not be on their side, and don't know whether to trust the advisor or not.
If the ruler wins the chess game, they win the whole game. An advisor only wins if they reach their own goal - if an advisor's goal was to lose, but the ruler wins, the advisor loses, and vice versa.
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i would give birth 99 times and put them all up for adoption and then have kne more kid who i keep so that they can have some sort kf fucked up version of survivors guilt
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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of
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