lustful asexual, skill issued and weird. Bismor lover. Ghost (the band) big fan (but i also don't mind the supernatural ones) 20-30
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Percussive maintenance
Almond’s repair methods can be a bit.. questionable
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Smaugust Day5: Moth
This is my favourite design so far, I'm really proud of it
For the color palette I took inspiration from the Death's Head Hawkmoth
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Constant occurrence where I’m like “I’m sort of pent up, but I’m an adult who can watch adult videos and jack off about it if I want to” and then I watch adult videos for like an hour and then turn off my laptop and realize ten minutes later that I completely forgot the “jorking it” step. I spent the whole hour critiquing the plot and camera work stonefaced and utterly flaccid
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this guy in the library is raging bc chatgpt is blocked on their wifi lmfaooo common public library W
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Leyley's cooking adventure🩷🫶
Now on DS lite! 🎮
Jk I wish.
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How did you train your cats to not wake you up?
By rolling over and stubbornly feigning sleep if they did.
Their brains are little cause-effect engines. If standing next to your face and yelling until you feed them doesn't actually produce that result, they'll eventually stop doing it. You just have to outlast them.
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Please does anybody have the picture of the orange kitten sitting in front of old yellowed wood paneling and it’s smiling like this. The post where I saw it went something like “little kids before they learn how to smile in photos”

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