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if you’re gonna put the marauders in skirts, be brave about it. don’t just make them small-framed, feminine versions of themselves to fit traditional gender stereotypes. give me big, buff, brawny marauders in skirts!

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propaganda im not falling for:

peter pettigrew betraying the marauders

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walk - jegulus - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 349

“Prongs has someone in his room” exclaimed Sirius, bursting through Remus’ door.

Remus, who was at this point in time lying in bed mindlessly scrolling his socials, dropped his phone to focus on the intruder.

“Okay? This is important because?” he questioned.

“This, Moonshine, is important because the someone that Jamie boy is being enthusiastically defiled by, is definitely not a girl”. Sirius clapped his hands in glee.

“And?” Remus replied with a roll of his eyes. “James came out to us ages ago. Him being into men isn’t news.”

“True, but you’ve missed the revelation here Moonbeam.” Sirius continued. “Yes, we’ve known Prongs likes men, but if I’m not mistaken by the sounds I heard through these woefully thin walls, our boy’s in there being folded up like a pretzel. This is exciting! Quick, come help me make some popcorn, I wanna sit in the living room and wait for the walk of shame. I’ve gotta congratulate the man who has finally unlocked the infamous chastity belt on James Fleamont Potter's arse.”

“Pads, that’s a bit much don’t you think?” Remus admonishes him. “You’ll scare the poor man off.”

“Okay maybe not the popcorn then, but still! I can't let this mystery man walk out of here without at least shaking his hand. Come on!”

Remus relents. “Fine. We’ll go put a movie on or something, and when he walks out you can get a good look at him - and I mean just a look - and that will have to satisfy you. Alright?”

“Ugh fine, you’re so boring sometimes, Moony. We’ll do your terrible plan but if I fall asleep and they walk out of here and I miss it I’ll be so mad”.

As it turns out, Sirius needn’t have worried, because as he and Remus left the room he bumped straight into James’ visitor in the hallway.

As he assessed the slim build, dark curls and pale skin, recognition dawned.

“REGULUS!” he shrieked.

“Oh hi Siri. I was just visiting James. I’ll be off now” said Regulus nonchalantly, but with a slight smirk gracing his lips.

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"You can't ship both sunfllower and starchaser!"

oh you have no idea what you're missing out on

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oh absolutely

Give me annoyance to lovers Jegulus guys. You don't understand. I like them antagonistic and purposefully sabotaging each other.

Regulus puts himself on a pedestal of apathy and untouchable but James would be so good at rage baiting him that he just loses it every time.

They'd be like that scene:

Regulus: I know you're involved in rigging our practice. Bitch do you want me to jump across this table because I don't have all day for this, okay?!

James: Feeling froggy? Leap.

Regulus: Well, okay here I come. *as he's already hooking one leg over the table to climb over it

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Love me some cool ass hole Evan🤤🤤

consistently torn between cool asshole skater boy evan who wears chain necklaces and jordans and terrifying wraithlike evan who speaks in old english and keeps bones in his bag

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Love this

reverse fake dating jegulus au—they are actually together but no one believes them

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Headcanon that one day Evan randomly asks Barty what his middle name is because after all the years they’ve been together he’s never found out what it was and now felt curious enough to care. They were laying next to each other on the sofa this one afternoon, having a lazy day and doing absolutely nothing, so he just thought that it was a better time than ever to ask. When Evan pops the question Barty just smirks and goes, “you already know my middle name.” Evan is so confused because how tf could he know Barty’s middle name when his boyfriend never told him and there’s been no mention of it whatsoever. Then all of a sudden Barty drops the bomb that his middle name is actually Bartemius which immediately has Evan reeling for a few moments. Before he can even recover Barty just casually admits that his actual first name is Casper. “What???!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!!!” Evan begins to say, abruptly getting up from the couch. “Are you really trying to tell me that I haven’t known your real name for the past four years we’ve been together?!!” Barty just shrugs, Evan lets out an exasperated sigh. “I don’t like my first name,” Barty replies indifferently. “So I just go by my middle name.” “THAT DOESNT MATTER!” Evan snaps back, taking this more seriously than it actually was. “I haven’t known your full legal name for four years! I’m your boyfriend.” Barty just rolls his eyes. “Mhm. Would a kiss make it better?” Evan’s shoulders slump in resignation. “Yes.”

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Remus talks to animals like they understand him. not in a baby voice — in full sentences, as if they’re equals. “i know, the rain’s awful today,” he says to the cat on the windowsill. the cat blinks like it agrees.

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James never called Regulus 'Baby Black' or 'Little Black'. Not once. Not when they met, not behind his back. Never.

One day, some called out to Regulus and James turned around very calmly and said "He has a name, and you better fucking use it."

That's when Regulus knew he was in love

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Okay so if I have to experience this everyone else has too as well

I could imagine James getting into the bathtub one evening and fully submerging himself underneath the water. He would be holding his breath for as long as he could just to feel as Regulus did before he died. When James finally started to lose oxygen from how long he’d been depriving himself of air, he would begin to hear Regulus’ soft, soothing voice. That’s the only time James would feel close to his dead boyfriend.

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This is so fucking cute I can’t rn omg

train - jegulus - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 656

September 1st, 1991, 10am

James and Regulus entered Harrys bedroom to find him perched on the edge of his bed, his trunk packed and ready to leave for his first year at Hogwarts.

“Hi dad, hi papa” mumbled Harry, looking down at his shoes with a frown on his face.

“Ready to go kiddo? We need to get going soon if you want to get a good compartment. What’s with the long face?” James said, moving to sit down next to his son.

Wringing his hands, Harry replied “I guess so… I’m just a bit nervous I suppose”.

“About school? You’re a smart kid Hazza, and a lovely young man, you already have lots of friends and I’m sure you’ll make loads more if you want to”

“Not really about school, the train ride itself I guess?” Harry turned to look at his dad and continued. “It’s just that uncle Pads has been going on and on about how you all met the loves of your lives on your first train rides and – what if I do too? And I end up embarrassing myself and ruining everything before it starts and- and, what if I don’t? What if I don't meet anyone and I– ”

“Whoa there! First of all, I didn’t meet the love of my life on my first train ride. I suppose I thought I did for a while – and you know I love your aunt Lily like a sister – but I got over that crush eventually. Second of all, technically Pads and Moony did meet on their first train ride but they didn’t fall in love until later, Pads is just a romantic fool putting more meaning on it than there was. And third of all, yes your Papa did meet me on his first train ride but for like, 30 seconds before he scurried off. He didn’t even tolerate me for another 6 years, and we’ve ended up alright haven’t we?” 

“Actually, James” came Regulus trembling voice from the doorway. “I scurried off because I’m pretty sure I did fall in love with you right there, and I had no idea what to do with that. Still don’t really, but I try.” He nervously brushed his hand through his hair, and gave James a small smile.

James looked at Regulus in confusion, this being the first he’d heard this tale, but as he was gathering his thoughts to reply, he was startled by Harry shouting.

“See! It happened for Papa and it happened for uncle Pads and Moony and it could happen to me too! What do I do?”

Regulus moved into the room to sit on Harrys other side, and gathered his son into his arms. “You do what you always do Harry. You’ll be yourself, because you’re eleven and even if you did manage to stumble upon the love of your life on the train you’re not doing anything about that just yet. All you need to think about on that train is what sweets to get from the trolley, and tonight after you’re sorted you can write us and tell us all about it, yeah?”

Harry sighed, a small smile now beginning to spread. “Yeah Papa, you’re right. Do you think I should get an extra chocolate frog? Just in case I make a friend who wants one?”

“I think that would be an exceptionally kind thing for you to do, son” said Regulus fondly. “Now shall we go? The train will leave and the trolley with it if we don’t make a move now”.

Together they rose from the bed, James collecting Harrys trunk, and made their way downstairs to the floo, Harry in much better spirits. As James and Regulus stood watching the train leave the platform, James leaned down to whisper in Regulus’ ear “Don’t think I’ve forgotten that confession by the way, I think you’ve got a story to tell me when we get home”.

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reblog if you think sapphic ships deserve more love

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Oh I’m in love with this

Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈❤️

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Hey headcanon I just came up with. The hogwarts feast tastes different to each person. It tastes like each persons ideas version of whatever it is

Ex

If two different people are eating mashed potatoes at the feast, they both taste something different but they both absolutely love the mashed potatoes

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Azzi just liking this tik tok im dead i love them 😭

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