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It's my 4 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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Can you tell the author? I’m not worthy of asking questions to the majesty

No

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Is there a sequel to TMC?

Why would I know? You should probably ask the author

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I'm such a terrible mother 😭

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Have you ever written a Ron Weasley centric fic?

I’ve written a couple Romione fics, but I admit they’re not my strong suit 😅

Of course, no one can compare to the “work” of @jamezbot in Ron Weasley and the Midnight Crew…

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How to be doesing the havings of the gay?

uh

bi and ready to cry?

queer and sadly weird?

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This is the best thing since hagrledore

These have all just been amazing 😍😍😍

Can you write a hbp missing moment, where just before aragogs death, he Ron and hagrid have one last threesome

This is the moment where either my follower count drops to zero, or it becomes the most popular thing I've ever written. For all of you who usually enjoy my stories and are thinking "wtf accio", well, my pals are super important to me, and @jamezbot is poorly and needs cheering up.

Please enjoy this new super rare pair: Hagragoron. You're welcome.

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Even though today has been beautiful, tonight is dark and gloomy. A strong breeze rustles the leaves around the Forest, putting Ron on edge. He hates being out here, and if he’s caught he’ll be in a fuck ton of trouble. But when he received Hagrid’s note earlier, Ron knew he had to come.

Surely, with a professor’s permission, he’s allowed to be here alone after curfew, right?

He hopes nobody is missing him. Ron couldn’t even tell his friends where he was going, because they’d have a million questions. But if he were to die out here…

Aragog is ill, come quick. Ron’s heart pounds as he recalls the spindly scrawl. Sure he hates spiders, and they’d still be his boggart. Yet the leader of clutter is different. Ever since their first meeting, Ron has known that. Maybe it was the way his hairy legs pressed against Ron or Hagrid’s helpful guiding hands.

Gulping down the anxiety threatening to consume all of him like a Dementor’s kiss, Ron speeds up, stumbling over tree roots, and slipping on moss-covered stones. Why did Hagrid have to suggest this meeting point, the one furthest away from the school? Ron is quick, but with all the terrors of the forest pressing in on him, one wrong move could finish his life.

He lifts his wand higher as he skirts around Grawp’s lair, not wanting to disturb the giant tonight. There’s no way he’d be able to enjoy his evening with Hagrid’s brother watching. Ron might as well have invited Ginny and all his brothers, too. Maybe Hermione could give him a grade at the end of it all?

A smile creeps over Ron’s face. No, he can’t let the news slip, because he’d have to admit the guilty pleasure he’s been seeking out when everything else has been so dark and gloomy recently. And he’s pretty sure if everyone at the school discovers their secret, someone will try and put a stop to it. Probably Hermione. She always has something to say about who he’s seeing nowadays.

His lungs burning, Ron reaches the clearing, relief flooding over him as his eyes settle on Hagrid and Aragog. The creature lifts a limb in greeting, and Ron exhales the hard breath he didn’t even know he’d been holding. Aragog must be okay if he still has the energy to wave.

Hagrid turns and flashes Ron a massive grin, sending shivers up the teenager’s arms and igniting his skin. It's a secret glance, intended only for a few people, present company included.

“Thank Merlin you came,” Hagrid says in his thick west-country accent. “I’m not sure how long we have…”

“I shouldn’t be out for long, anyway. It’s well past curfew,” Ron interrupts, not wanting to consider what might be wrong with his companion. The world is too hard as it is, without worrying about the end of what they have.

An ice salamander creeps over his heart, but he pushes it away. If the depression consumes him, well, he might as well go back to the castle. Their time together is limited, and he wants to make the most of it without being fucking miserable. With one last glance around the clearing, checking nobody has followed, Ron extinguishes the light from his wand and steps further towards his companions.

There’ll be no need for Lumos when their passion lights up the forest.

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This is now a Chris Rankin stan account.

I will not be taking questions at this time.

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Do testicles flop around while running?

Only without the proper support and if you've had an adverse reaction to the Covid vaccine.

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Wow I can't believe anyone could be this rude smh

Thanks for answering the question about blocking, does this work on whole blogs? I really want to figure out a way to block any content from you

Um....you could just unfollow me? Thanks for your honesty, I guess

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Reblog if you're a fanfic writer and you wanna know what your followers' favorite story of yours is ❤

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I thought Abraham was the kebab professor

If harry potter had a hotdog class, who would be the professor?

Professor Abraham.

😉

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I feel so attacked 😔

Look, I just need to know how to make a hotdog, why won't you answer me

No more hot dog asks, @jamezbot! I mean it!

(They're back on now...)

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Jeeeeerrrrrrrryyyyyyy JERK!!!!!

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Vino

Day 25, Post #1 by @thedistantdusk

Title: Vino Author/Artist: TheDistantDusk Pairing: Harry/Ginny Prompt: In Vino Veritas Rating: E (to be safe) for smutty references.    Trigger Warning(s) (if any): Drinking (everyone of legal age). Frank discussion of sex acts. 

They started drinking at 1 PM. 

It seemed the best way to spend the day together before the Hogsmeade day — not weekend, much to Harry’s disappointment— reached its untimely conclusion. He had to cancel the upstairs room he rented for them, too, which he’s still not chuffed about, and not just because they’d definitely have shagged.

Because with Ginny, It’s more than just physical. It’s always been more than just physical. He misses her… deeply, hollowly misses her. It’s a constant ache in the pit of his stomach, like there’s always part of him that’s somewhere else. They had to settle for a heated snog behind the Three Broomsticks before heading in to escape the cold, but that hadn’t been enough. For either of them.

Of course, on the surface he pretended to understand the sudden change of events. It’s a particularly cold February, so cold that McGonagall was close to canceling the Hogsmeade visit altogether. According to Ginny, she only settled for an early dismissal instead when the student body threatened to mutiny. So Ginny’s due back at 6 now, which truly is shit, but anything is better than not seeing her at all.

Keep reading

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Thank You!

As we head into our final week, I just want to give a huge shout out to everyone who has helped make this fest so successful! Every single story has been amazing, and we are so thankful to be able to spread HP Canon love into the fandom and promote so many wonderful, wonderful creators!

we had 27 creators, so please give an extra shout out to them for providing us with this spectacular content for free!

Thank you for taking the time to read all the stories, for liking, reblogging and leaving heartfelt replies to our authors (on tumblr and AO3 alike), and building a sense of camaraderie within the fandom across many different ships (both romantic and platonic)!

It is our goal to bring the fest back next year, and as the fest begins to wind down, we'd love to hear your feedback so we can improve the process for next year (feel free to drop your suggestions in the ask box).

We know that perhaps the posting schedule may have been a bit confusing, and some of our authors have had to wait for their stories to be posted, but first in, first out was the fairest way we could make this work, so thank you to our wonderful authors for being patient with your spots in our queue.

As always, please feel free to reach out to us if you have any questions or concerns.

We still have 18 stories to go, so don't forget to keep checking back for your daily dose of double releases!

Your Chudley Canon Mod Team,

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Robots are pretty dope huh