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ISABELA MERCED as DINA BELLA RAMSEY as ELLIE WILLIAMS THE LAST OF US | 2023 — S02E01: Future Days

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I adore these so much ❤️❤️

The dynamic is really sweet and I loved how you added in other characters to the story as well :)

Headcanons for being Kendra Saunder’s younger sibling

Kendra Saunders x reader

warnings:

a/n: so short i sowwy i have no background info on her yet but i hope she does something cool in peacemaker s2

prompt: anonymous: “You write for Hawkgirl! Can I ask for a headcannon for being her younger sibling?”

kendra is pretty protective of you

i mean, like, it's real bad

like last time you had a date she threatened them with her mace

"kendra, that's a civilian, there's no reason to threaten murder" -you

"oh really? what if i told you their vibe was off" -kendra

"no, kendra...just...no?" -you

"what if i told you they have outstanding felony warrants. plural" -michael, pulling up your date's public records

"see?! i was right!" -kendra

"don't get any ideas, please. can't go threatening everyone" -you

"oh, watch me" -kendra

she's prone to requesting nights in where she just forces you to binge reality tv shows

"we can't watch six seasons of rupaul's drag race in one sitting" -you

"not with that attitude" -kendra, throwing popcorn at you

you are often invited to justice gang game night

but intellectual games are strictly banned due to michael being to smart

and by intellectual games i mean...scrabble

"yeah, we banned scrabble after guy over here smashed the board because he misspelled 'justice' with an 'S'" -michael

"i TOLD you it was a LONG DAY" -guy

you guys stuck to uno

guy threw his 30 uno cards at you the second you called uno (you hadn't even won yet???)

kendra sucker punched him

you still returned to every game night after this

kendra refers to herself as "the wingwoman" when you go to bars and then immediately drives everyone away the moment she reveals them (on purpose she's still very protective of you)

"you are not allowed to date until...forever" -kendra

"would it make you feel better if mike started doing background checks on everyone i socialize with?" -you

"hmm. no" -kendra

she always buys you treats wherever you go

"i got you a cookie" -kendra

"YIPPEE" -you

she also always pays. it used to be that way when you were younger bc you had zero dollars but now she just does it out of habit—and she's making big bucks with lordtech

"let me hold the mace" -you

"no" -kendra

"pleeeease?" -you

"fine" -kendra

it almost fell on your foot. too heavy

hey she was protective of you with other people her own terrorization was entertainment

classic older sister things (a/n: i am an older sister)

you tried to help them in PR

she managed to convince max lord to give you a job as their "social media manager" (a/n: i also helped my younger sibling get a job through nepotism)

you ended up taking a lot of meme-y pictures, forcing tiktok dances, starting cringy hashtags, taking 0.5x pictures of guy's bowl cut, taking terrible pics of kendra, and bullying michael

basically you were now everyones little sibling

you once posted #supershit ironically with a picture of the team posing happily with superman but the media just didn't get it :((

"this is just mean!" -superman

"hang on i can fix this" -you

follow up post was "#superslay" with superman mogging

all the superman anti's tried to argue that "slay" meant superman was killing innocents 💔

kenda issued a statement and then bitched at u for embarassing her by doing meme posts on the corporate account but max lord gave you a raise so was it really that bad

"throwback" pics but its just poorly edited michael and guy as babies and really bad REAl pics of kendra

daily planet tried to recruit you lowkey

you don't really worry about kendra on missions bc she is the baddest bitch ever but you worry a lil. bc you have a heart

help exfoliate the goddess wings????? perhaps

kendra is big sissy 4 life u love her no matter how much you get on each other's asses

taglist: @summersimmerus // @the-did-i-ask // @elmolovesw33d // @redhoodedtoad //

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This is such a nice idea!!

Being The Mother Hen/Therapist Of The Thunderbolts Would Include:

Requested: Preference for Tunderbolts reacting to you being the unofficial group therapist, like you're the most emotionally stable out of them? Thank you! - anon

Requested: Idk if this would be better suited for a preference or HCs but can i request Y/N being the covert caregiver or “mother hen” of the Thunderbolts? Not in an obvious way like nagging them to improve their habits but more like… wordlessly fixing problems and making their lives a little easier. Like they’re about to leave for a mission and find someone has restocked their utility belt full of first aid supplies. Or Y/N noticed everybody squinting and rubbing their eyes at the bright ass fluorescent lights Val installed and spends their day off replacing them with ones that won’t give everybody migraines. Texting the groupchat like “meeting at 6, everybody to the living room for debrief” and they show up to find a debrief… and lasagna. Like they’re not trying to baby the team or anything just quietly being considerate. Bonus points if any attempt to thank them directly ends up like “don’t mention it. Literally. I will Instantly Die if you mention this again.” - @mywinterivy

A/N: I hope you don't mind! I combined the two requests just because I thought there would be some overlap and didn't want to be repetitive :) I'm so sorry it's taken me so long my loves!!! Hopefully the wait is worth it!!! Feedback is always appreciated 🖤🖤🖤🖤

SHIPS ARE OPEN / THUNDERBOLTS REQUESTS ARE CLOSED

You do it both because you love it, that's how you take care of the people you love, but also because they need it. This team is riddled with issues and trauma and grief. Someone needs to look after all of you and it definitely not going to be Valentina

You don't even really mean to at first. What you do, it just comes naturally, without a second thought. You don't think anything of it

Polishing John's shield when it looks worn and a little lackluster

You sharpen Bucky's knives after you hear him talk about how dull they were getting. You were already doing yours, and you had the time, so why not help him out? It was the least you could do

Not just their weapons, like adding more bullets to Ava's belt and making sure her guns were all loaded, but also things around the tower and helping out psychologically

You made dinner every Sunday where they'd all have to sit around the table and talk to each other and eat a decent meal for once in their lives. If you had a mission or a meeting, a group text would be sent out about rescheduling. They learned eventually there were so few excuses actually taken seriously for missing "family dinner". Someone them even liked it, like Yelena and Alexei, who never missed and even offered to help out around the kitchen

"What are we having tonight?"

"Lasagna."

"Do you have my hot sauce?"

"Of course."

Doing the food shopping for the team and coming with a long list of different dietary restrictions. Yelena had a problem of only having snacks on her list, like candy and popcorn, instead of meals. John needed a specific number of protein drinks and supplements, otherwise his whole routine would go awry. Alexei always had more vodka and booze than anything else and you'd always put a cap on how much he actually got. It didn't matter that he has super serum in him, drinking that much wasn't good for anyone

You always come home with something special like a sweet treat or new coffee for everyone to try. You love how excited they all get trying to find their items as they unpack the bags. In these moments, you definitely feel more like a parent than a teammate

"Where is the rest of my vodka?"

"They ran out. Mhm, yeah, some kind of shortage. . . "

You're always there with a mug of tea and a blanket for when they need someone to talk to. At first it was just Bob who spoke lightly about how he's been feeling. Not just his moods, which are all-encompassing and need immediate attention, but also side effects of his meds and his cravings to go back to the drugs. How much easier it all felt when he could get high and escape the mania/depression. He thanks you a dozen times, but you really don't mind. You like helping him, all of them. You can see the change in him almost immediately, how light he feels afterwards after keeping such impactful secrets to himself

Yelena starts to talk a little about Natasha, sharing stories mostly, until there's one night she finds you and she has this heartbroken look on her face. It's been so long since she's visited her sister and she fears she's moving on, leaving her behind. You assure her she could never forget about Tasha, that it's okay she hasn't visited because she's been busy with the Thunderbolts

Even Bucky comes to you, very occasionally. He doesn't even plan on talking. It's just the two of you in the kitchen and he starts telling you about Sam. How his friendship meant a lot to him and he ruined it. How he'll never find anyone like Steve and yet he can't move on. About Hydra and Wakanda and all the attempts he made to leave this life behind. He doesn't want to be comforted, so you just let him speak, and when he's done he apologizes, but you won't hear it

Ava comes to you about her chronic pain. She's frustrated with herself, her body and her condition. Frustrated that she hasn't gotten used to it yet. Frustrated she feels exhausted most days because of it. Frustrated that there's really not anybody who could fully understand

You know their deepest fears, and greatest shames, and most powerful grief and though you're not under any kind of oath, you'll never tell it to another soul. Valentina tries a few times to pry, to "get to know the team better" but when she realizes it's like squeezing blood from a stone, she gives up and lets you do your thing

John will often come to you for baby advice. You just seem to know these things, it comes to you so easily, and he's trying to be better. Less angry, working on his depression, so that he can be a better, more involved father

Birthdays are a big way you show your love, too. It doesn't have to some big, elaborate party, just a homemade cake and their favorite dinner. Alexei and his red velvet with cream cheese frosting. Yelena's rainbow funfetti. Bucky with his blueberry and Ava with her double chocolate. John's traditional vanilla and Bob with his coffee cake. You perfect the recipe days in advance so that, on their birthday, everything turns out perfect! Many of your teammates never had or celebrated their birthdays, so it's your own attempt to reclaim it as something good rather than something ignored or forgotten

You're constantly doing things around the tower like leaving little notes are reminders:

Bob, remember your suit is in the wash

Ava, I have leftovers for you in the fridge

Bucky, your arm is still in the dishwasher. Don't forget!

They never admit to it, but they greatly appreciate this and everything you do. Sometimes they'll leave you thank you notes or little gifts. Bucky and Ava will get your favorite coffee and a sweet treat from a beloved bakery. Bob will make you cookies from scratch and though they're somehow rock hard and raw, you love them anyways. John will try to be as nonchalant when he thanks you for dinner and offers to wash the dishes

While you appreciate all that they do for you in return, you hate that sort of attention. You never mind doing this for them. It brings you a lot of joy. So being thanked with so much sincerity, it freaks you out. Eventually, in return, your team learns to thank you in a way that doesn't seem like so much, so overwhelming. Now they leave you gifts without a note and the appreciation goes unsaid, but not unnoticed

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@lgbtqcreators meme [5/10] lgbtq+ characters TRINI from Power Rangers (2017) ↳ "Three schools in three years. What's crazy is I like it that way. You know, it's just easier. Nobody ever has to get to know me and, uh, my parents don't have to worry about my relationships." Boyfriend troubles? "Yeah. Boyfriend troubles." Girlfriend troubles...?

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🧡💚 | Power Rangers: Cosmic Fury

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absolute menace but still such a good boy :')))

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Sometimes there's no choice but to kiss your girlfriend square on the mouth plate 💚💜

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England won football, which is cool :) and I feel patriotic for once.

Just hate that my brain is being a depressed cunt.

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Love this dynamic!

Hello could I ask for some soft headcannons for being Cassie Lang’s sibling who is autistic?

Cassing Lang having an autistic sibling

Cassie never sees your autism as a problem

She grew up seeing heroes with differences, so she knows it just means you process the world in your own way

She never talks over you

If you’re nonverbal or struggle to get words out, she always gives you the time you need

If you’re overwhelmed, she’s the first one to gently step in

She always gives you choices instead of pushing you into things

“Wanna go with me, or stay here? Either way’s okay.”

Cassie defends you without hesitation

She adapts to your routines

If you like structure, she tries to keep things consistent and warns you ahead of time when plans might change

She learns your special interests

Even if it’s something she doesn’t know much about (like trains, space, marine biology, etc.), she listens and learns just to connect with you

She helps others understand your needs without making a big deal of it

She gives you her hoodie when you need pressure or comfort

Cassie absolutely hates when people talk down to you

If you get overwhelmed by noise or lights, she immediately makes it better

Whether it’s headphones, dimming lights, or leading you outside

She’s always got your back in social situations

She notices when you’re getting drained and steps in with a distraction or exit plan

She helps you set boundaries with others

She values your comfort above everything

If you hate certain textures, smells, or sounds, she’ll eliminate them from the room without a second thought.

She researches autism on her own

She doesn’t assume you’re like everyone else, but she tries to learn what might help or hurt

Cassie supports your communication style

Whether you use AAC, sign, scripting, or any alternative method, she treats it just like speaking

“You handled that whole dinner without headphones? I’m proud of you.”

Cassie always notices when you’re shutting down

And gently brings you something grounding: a favorite item, snack, or soft voice

She never shames you for meltdowns

If you ever say you feel broken or “wrong,” she gets so serious

She reminds you that your brain is just wired differently, not badly

She lets you info-dump without cutting you off

In fact, she encourages it: “Wait, what happens next?”

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Thank you so much, my sweet!!!!

Hiiii!

Can I do a platonic Thunderbolts ship, please with one of the women of the Thunderbolts?

Personality wise: I'm very loyal and friendly, but overthink every single interaction and see only flaws in myself (think that is a prerequisite to join them lol).

People I like: People who hold similar values (socially, politically, etc) and who are bluntly honest along with interests in similar hobbies.

Hobbies: Writing (25 and still going strong with fanfiction), analysing media to break down why something means something to me, going out on walks with friends, gaming, films (right now I'm obsessed with KPOP Demon Hunters, Snow White 2025, Thunderbolts and Superman).

Pet peeves: People who are dishonest, people who dismiss someone else's view, obvs bigots.

I'm not very materialistic, I just need the basic necessities in life to live properly, then I'll use whatever else I have to help people.

I hope that is enough 😭

You and Ava Starr immediately become close. Your personalities just click. Both of you have strong personalities with a lot of opinions and it feels like you could talk forever about what you think of shows, movies, politics, etc. You never grow tired of hearing what she has to say, her thoughts, and she feels the same way. If there's something that's bothering her or taking up a lot of space in her mind, you're the first person she goes to to talk it out. Both of you hate dishonest people, therefore your relationship with Valentina is quite complicated. Luckily, you have one another to lean on when she does or says something that gets on your nerves. Ava definitely helps you when you start to nitpick yourself and beat yourself up over little things. She offers a more logical perspective where you have a hard time debunking. You two spend a lot of time together just enjoying one another's company. Spending lazy days watching movies you love. Ava becoming your own personal editor when you write. She is biased because she loves everything you write, but tries her best to remain impartial. You definitely go on a lot of walks through the city and talk about everything that comes to mind!

Jamie!!! Thank you for requesting!!! I really hope you like it!! 🖤🖤🖤

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Thunderbolts Preference: Hiding When You're Overwhelmed

Requested: Helloo!!! I hope your doing alright :)) sorry to disturb, Can I request the thunderbolts with a reader who has a habit of hiding what they feel completely? I hope this is not too much of a hassle to do 🥲 And I hope your doing well!!(sorry for saying it twice😭) If not I hope things may be better 🙏- @phoenixwrightsnokiacellphone

A/N: My love you could never disturb me!! I love getting your requests!! As somebody who is still trying to grow out of hiding when things get rough, I LOVE this request!! I'm so sorry it's taken me so long!! I sincerely hope the wait was worth it!!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

SHIPS ARE OPEN / THUNDERBOLTS REQUESTS ARE CLOSED

Bucky knows the drill. If something happens in the tower, on a mission, in a meeting with Valentina, etc. your first go-to is to hide. This time, it was Alexei and John arguing from the time you left to go on the mission until the time you got home, and even afterwards, but you disappeared before you had to hear anymore of it. He watched you go to your room, but was distracted by the arguing and lost track of you trying to diffuse the two of them. When they've both calmed down and at least thought about apologizing, he goes in search of you. Because this has happened quite a bit, he goes to your usual hiding places. First the floor with all your rooms. Under the bed, the closet, in the bath tub. When he can't find you he doesn't panic. He knows you're around here somewhere and that you just need your space. Eventually he finds you, but only to make sure you're okay.

Alexei panics. None of them have seen you for hours and he knows you didn't leave the tower, so where are you? He ends up calling and texting you until you pick up. He's hysterical. When Lena and Tasha were little, and they played hide and seek and he couldn't find them, he'd fall apart. You apologize, hating that he felt like he lost you, like he lost his daughters, but you just needed that time alone. You needed space and not to be looked at or talked to or anything. Today, for some reason, was just too much. When you admit all this, he immediately softens. He understands. Maybe not completely, but he knows what it's like when things are too overwhelming and you just need a moment. From then on, he talks himself down instead of freaking out. He knows you're here somewhere and you're safe.

Yelena accidentally finds you when you're hiding one day. She stumbles upon you in the laundry room. She got something all over her clothes and both Ava and Bucky insisted she wash it off right away instead of continuing to eat dinner. Reluctantly she changes and throws it in the wash. That's when she spots you. The closet door is ajar and she sees your foot sticking out slightly. When she opens it, you're both startled, before she apologizes and asks what you're doing here. You admit you were having a hard time and needed to be somewhere alone where you couldn't be bothered. It looked relatively comfortable. You brought a blanket and your phone. It smelled like detergent and fabric softener, too, making it calming. You ask her not to tell anyone that you're down here and she promises she won't.

Ava notices your disappearance almost immediately, but tells or notifies no one. She knows this is just what you do to decompress, to calm yourself. she doesn't go looking for you, though she knows there are a number of places just on this floor alone that you could sneak into and stat for a while, at least relatively comfortably. It isn't until you come out that she goes to you and asks if you're okay, if something happened on the mission that might've hurt you or reminded you of something. You open up to her, having calmed down in your time alone. It wasn't the mission itself, just a reminder of being brainwashed, of having no choice but to do as you were told. It brought back a lot of uncomfortable feelings, but you couldn't address it then. You just needed to do your job and do it well.

John knows you hide when things get rough. Today it was the fact that him and Alexei wouldn't stop fighting. He was right, he's sure of it, and yet Bucky made him cave in and admit defeat. Alexei was smug about it and rubbed it in his face, but neither of them were going to get him to stop, not when they had to find you and make sure you were okay. Though Bucky knew all your hiding spots, it was John who found you. You nearly scared him to death. The room, an extra space, was dark and it took him a moment to adjust when he sees you, your eyes, and yelps. You apologize, turning on your flashlight, but it's him who came to say he was sorry. He didn't think their bickering would bother you so much and they should have shut it down the minute they knew you were uncomfortable.

Bob hides when he's overwhelmed, too. It stems from his childhood, hiding from his parents fighting in the closet or under the bed, somewhere his father could not find or easily reach him. He recognizes your pattern of behavior. After especially rough missions or an interview gone wrong, whatever the case may be, you disappear for a few hours. He never goes looking for you intentionally, but he has stumbled upon your hiding spots out of sheer luck. That's when he gets in beside you, squished between clothes or walls, and asks if you're okay. He sees nothing wrong or weird about hiding. He understands 100%. He just worries about you being alone and your big feelings eating you alive. Sometimes he stays for a moment, other times for hours. Whichever he feels you might need in that moment. Together you huddle and watch your phone or talk. A few times you've even fallen asleep, which was both nice and helpful.

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rumi sandwich!!!!

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Headcanons for being the Thunderbolts* computer intelligence

Thunderbolts* x reader

warnings:

a/n: would it be weird i said y/n was loosely based on my bff emcon LMAOO (but emcon if you see thiss please ignore the inaccuracy of hacking ily)

prompt: anonymous: “Hello. May I have a gif imagine headcanon for being a Thunderbolt* and being the person in the chair? Thank you and happy writing!”

you's been recruited by val a while back as her "unethical hacker" as she liked to call you

but as the story goes, you knew too much and needed to be eliminated before she was impeached

the mission was to infiltrate the vault with yelena as your "muscle" while you downloaded some data off an encrypted server—you didn't know you were being lured to your death until the doors locked on you and the 4 other agents val employed.

and bob

you were never one for violence, so punching your way out of val's troops wasn't going to work for you and the others knew it

they just needed to keep you alive long enough to get clear of the action

"ya, my mission ended when we realized it was a trap. i'm not here to protect you anymore" -yelena

"oh, so you're just gonna leave me here to die?" -you

"no, that would be mean. get behind me" -yelena before pulling a gun on walker

you did your best to hack your way out of the vault until john got real medieval with it and just started smashing shit

"well, that's one way to do it" -you

"would you have preferred burning to death?" -john

"we aren't out of the woods yet so don't threaten me with a good time" -you

"okay, enough of that—i'll be back. hopefully" -ava

you guys escaped the fiery depths and were faced with a maze

"now's your chance to be helpful, can you find us a way out?" -yelena

"duh, give me a second, there's probably schematics of some kind if i plug into this...oh, no, a firewall. what ever will we do?" -you

"commentary really isn't necessary, you know?" -ava

"where's the fun in that?" -you

"any progress?" -yelena

"yeah, all of val's credentials are the same—she really didn't count on us coming out of this one. didn't even think to change her passwords" -you

"so did you find us a way out?" -john

"there's a giant metal tube thats about a mile high. that's the only exit from here. can any of you fly?" -you

"i have an idea!" -bob

*cue the walking up the tube walls scene*

you were not much help once the guns were drawn on the surface

and you were then badgered by the team to "call for help" once you were in the desert

"you do understand how cellphone signal works? i cant just tap some buttons and suddenly boom—cell service! there are no relay towers out here, asshole" -you

"then what good are you?" -john

now, you didn't have any tactical training, but you knew how to point a gun, so by the time bucky found the lot of you all you'd done was take a few shots and the armored caravans

and then bucky, the most persuasive man on the planet, caught all of you and tried to "convince" you to flip on val

"bucky, would you by any chance need someone on your payroll who might have expertise on, i don't know, say...tech security? is that more your speed?" -you

"are you seriously looking for a new job right now?" -yelena

"what? he obviously wouldn't need to hire any of you, he could handle what you guys do himself. and he just did! see? we're all being held hostage" -you

"i'm not holding you hostage" -bucky

"eh, you kind of are" -john

the bob situation was brought to light and you were dragged to new york to confront val—which you were not so much against because you would love to see her pay for what she almost did to you

you were ready to hack into the former stark/avengers tower systems to let yourself up, but surprise! it was unlocked

"man, why am i even here?" -you

"moral support" -ava

"oh, great. well, go team!" -you, sarcastically

"YES!!! GO TEAM!!!" -alexei

"o-kay. love the spirit, alexei. thanks for the energy" -you

the rest of the conflict had you on the sidelines

"i'm not really into punching and kicking and shooting and all of that" -you

that changed fast when manhattan was being shrouded in darkness and the citizens were vanishing in droves

"you don't need to kick or punch here, just get these people to safety" -bucky

"where exactly is safety?!" -you

"i don't know!" -bucky

you were pulled into the void first

couldnt outrun it

and you were alone and trapped in an instant replay of some of your worst moments

leaving people, failed jobs, working for val

and somewhere in your frozen state, wallowing, watching in embarrassment and regret, the "thunderbolts" saved you

"no computers attacking you? that's no fun" -john

"is it supposed to be fun?!" -you

"no, but it'd be fun for me" -john

"he's right, it would be fun" -ava

"did you just agree with me?" -john

"alright, enough of the taunting, we're literally in our personal hells right now. i'd like to vacate mine and move onto the next, please" -you

saving bob was a feat of its own and sooo far out of your expertise

but you helped make it happen and just as you were about to take val off the board, she indoctrinated the "team" into the "new avengers"

"you know, we need a tech-y person. old avengers had stark, banner. you can be the brainy one" -val

you were "onboarded" so to speak and began your efforts as an avenger

rarely did you go on missions, you were typically "working remote" on infiltration attempts, hacking servers, disabling this that or the other. you were needed quite often

and on those odd times you'd have to manually do the job, you could count on a lot of taunting

"finally getting out of your comfy little chair to do some real work, huh?" -john

"oh, yeah? how many times have i saved your ass from my comfy little chair? huh?" -you

"oh wow, you shot your little lasers out of a drone and saved me, so cool and creative. you know that sam wilson is gonna sue you for stealing the redwing design next, right?" -john

"keep talking and i'll let you get shot next time" -you

funnily enough john was your guard on these types of "brick and mortar" missions so it was just constant arguing on who was gonna "not save" each other

"what's the hold up?" -yelena

"i'm working at the server room now but it's hard to focus with john humming 'american pie' since we got here" -you

"alexei got it stuck in my head" -john

"sorry! i like to sing on my way to missions to lighten the mood!" -alexei

"i bypassed all the bullshit keeping us from grabbing what we needed off the servers, but it looks like backups on the way. can you guys make sure no one damages my perfect face?" -you

"we'll do our best" -ava

you guys did a lot of name calling back and forth

you usually got "nerd" and came back with an array of even less creative insults like "jerk"

all in good fun

when you "worked from home" bob usually accompanied you

he brought in his own chair and would spin around while you typed away at the keyboards

"hi guys!" -bob, over comms during a mission

"hello, bob! is y/n being good company today?" -yelena from wherever the mission is

"yeah, they've been great. we just ate lunch" -bob

"did you save some for us?" -ava

"yes, there's plenty for everyone" -bob

"we might have more than we thought if john doesn't watch his back, though. you got hostiles incoming and should really be paying attention" -you

"why are you always picking on me? i got it!" -john

"you're an easy target, and bob thinks it's funny" -you

"it is pretty funny" -bob

you guys did have pretty cushy jobs staying at the tower and working in a quiet controlled atmosphere

you loved it

AND you had bob keeping you from insanity by making you smoothies and talking about non-work things

"yeah, no, this one time i was like—crazy high on...well i'm not even a hundred percent sure, but it was great. anyways, i broke into a burger king—" -bob

"ooh, burger king. i could go for some fries right now" -you

"we should get some when everyone gets home" -bob

"screw that, let's get some now" -you

"aren't you working?" -bob

"eh, they'll be fine for a few minutes. they're just shooting at each other right now" -you

"the team is shooting at each other?!" -bob, horrified

"no, they're shooting at the bad guys. yeah, i think we should take a break while we're ahead, you know?" -you

"yeah, i guess so. is burger king negotiable, though? i'm more of a wendy's guy" -bob

"why'd you break into burger king then?" -you

"it was closer..." -bob

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“Come on, y/n, we’re gonna be late!” Audrey pounded on your door and you swung it open, revealing yourself and your fresh new outfit. You stuck to your mother’s signature color scheme, it suited you. “Looks good, let’s go! The game’s about to start!”

“Yeah, yeah. You know I only show up to support you.” You rolled your eyes as she dragged you along the hallway and outside where everyone was buzzing about the game.

“Well, someone has to cheer on the cheerleaders!” Audrey smiled back at you and began to tug on your arm more as she picked up the pace.

“God, my mother would protest if she knew I was going to these. Especially if she knew I was seated ‘among the people.’” You complained as you neared the field.

“Your mother’s not here, silly. Just get on out there, I’ll meet you right after the game.” Audrey nudged you towards the bleachers and you frowned, not wanting to part so soon.

“Good luck!”

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[jamiedc-they-them]

Saw Superman again today. Went with my dad this time and I (unlike Thunderbolts due to him being mean) got to hold his hand during a scene that made me emotional (the Pa Kent scene) ❤️