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Stratford twins 🗣️🗣️ tell me what the joke is 🗣️🗣️/ I’ve already had my fair share of hoaxes! 🗣️🗣️

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Curt Mega: I am going to deliver the type of performance for this character that haunts you, even as a minor character that gets kicked out of the narrative, and then I’m going to do it again to the point where you replay one specific song over and over because it’s very good. You’re not going to be able to pick a favourite lyric and all.

Also Curt Mega: Yes, I have forgotten this character’s name before.

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Happy 11th Birthday Frodo!!!

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Tragic Ships Tournament Round 2

INCREDIBLE RADIANT WORDS ART BY THE EVEN MORE INCREDIBLE @ricky-mortis

Propaganda under the cut!

Radiant Words:

"their ship name is radiant words!!!! on an island full of people with magic, margaret calls samuel the masterpiece! they are canonically a sun/moon couple! samuel has sun motifs, and margaret has moon motifs. samuel says that margaret made him a better man! their lives changed because they met each other. they're permanently changed by their time together."

Holloweane:

"ahem. she’s an immortal witch obsessed with the 80s. he’s a social worker, the kindest man alive. can i make it any more obvious? every time they see each other they go “hiya duke!” “heya, darlin!” and if that isn’t adorable then i don’t know WHAT is. duke has a cat named holly, and he says things to her that he wishes he could say to miss holloway. every time she’s brought up, duke has the biggest heart eyes. when he’s watching miss holloway do magic, he has the biggest heart eyes. he’ll follow her into voids he doesn’t even understand, just so she won’t have to go alone. she’s so devoted to him that she can’t keep herself away. after dying and starting anew with a fresh persona, she immediately popped back up in his life because she just can’t help herself. every time duke asks her about her past, she explains it all, even though she knows he won’t remember. she explains it anyway, because maybe, MAYBE this time she’ll get a miracle. she explains it anyway because she loves him. they’re so CUTE and IN LOVE and TRAGIC"

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LETS GO

Pulp Announcement Thoughts and Predictions!

Hello hello hello, everyone! I've gotten sufficiently insane enough about the announcement (and by that, I mean I've rewatched it like 500 times) I thought I'd come by to drop my thoughts and what I think's gonna happen.

First and foremost, the 'hard times' Benjamin and the nation's facing is the Panic of 1837. It was a huuuggeee economic crisis the nation faced after Andrew Jackson fucked up the banks. And of course, Jackson's Vice President and now incumbent president Martin Van Buren had to deal with it.

Van Buren's intervention unfortunately did not work and he ended up being a low level 1 termer no one cares about or remembers. He soon lost reelection to William Henry Harrison.

I think it's pretty obvious at this point, but Benjamin's shiny new opportunity is that of the Vice Presidency. Under who you ask? Chester Thomas! Yeah, pretty obvious and lines up with what we already know.

So in this timeline, Chester Thomas becomes the 9th President instead of William Henry Harrison. We're just gonna assume that the Thomas-Park ticket ran as Whigs, mainly because that's what Harrison was and I don't see any reason Thomas and Benjamin would run as anything else.

So, what did William Henry Harrison do as President? Urm.. nothing. No, like literally nothing. He died a month into office.

And in all honesty, it'd be really funny if the same thing happened to Thomas and Benjamin had to take over suddenly.

So, those are my thoughts so far? What do you guys think? I cannot wait for January!

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Tragic Ships Tournament Round 1

Propaganda under the cut!

Gewey:

"OH MY GOSH. I AM LITERALLY GRABBING AND SHAKING YOU WHEN I SAY THIS. THEY ARE SOOOOO FUCKING TRAGIC IT HURTS. Basically so they're apart of the og Scream movie as part of the og trio (yes, sidney is basically their third wheel) and mutually like each other. then they like officially kiss and stuff in Scream 2 (after some of them ignoring each other because gale wrote a book and made fun of dewey). they get married and stuff in 3 and are then still married ten years later in 4 but it's clearly a bit strained. THEN in 5 they're DIVORCED and this time it's for GOOD because they just want different things in life but DEWEY STILL WATCHES HER ON TV 😭😭😭. And then Dewey fucking DIES and it's a huge sacrifice that drives the rest of the movie but STILLL I LITERALLY CRIED. anyway they're so black cat x golden retriever coded. they want to be together so badly but want different things in life (dewey wants to stay in his tiny town, gale wants more in life) and are separated because of it. they can never be truly together. now excuse me while i cry."

Yamace:

"Yamato is a dog boy (can transform) and Ace is one in spirit. Yamato is canonically trans and Ace is sooo trans coded. Yamato's epithet is oni child and Ace used to get called "child on an oni (demon)". And also DADDY ISSUES BONDING. THEY ARE PERFECT."

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I hope the same ppl that are like "omg nibbly was in dirty girl and affecting Grace....." because of the pink lighting notice the pink lighting in Take Me Back because while yes Pink symbolizes Nibbly in the Hatchetverse it also symbolizes desire but not just sexual or romantic desire but also the desire for winning which ties back to Honey Queen which ties back to Nibbly and

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cheers to whoever wrote literally the most perfect angela prompt imaginable

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is a pulp starship au anything

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there is something magical about listening to pulp for the first time without knowing that it's a sci fi

me listening to benjamin's apartment for the first time after everything thus far has been mostly normal:

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Reason:

They absolutely have a past listening to the one song they’re in combat. You can’t tell me they wouldn’t get married just to get divorced. I think they should get divorced again tbh

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In my heart, Dakkar was their mom's favorite

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bro i just fucking realised that margaret wasn't even conscious for samuel dying. she wasn't even there to witness his amazing sacrifice. john and rose are gonna have to tell her when she wakes up. what the fuck

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i just realized that we’ve never seen a duke in a timeline where miss holloway is dead

are there some timelines where he doesn’t remember her at all and just feels like something’s missing?

are there some where he grieves her for the rest of his life, never quite moving on?

are there some where he tries to go after wilbur cross and avenge her?

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Oh Dan Reynolds we’re really in it now

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please do I would love to hear your thoughts

i should watch bbc ghosts i heard it was good

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pov: it was a dark and stormy night