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They should invent a way to kill yourself that doesn’t disappoint anyone
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Me actually
Fat eminem: I'm fat shady yes I'm the fat shady
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Been playing through the Sly Cooper games again and the idle animation of Bentley doing a little wheelie in his wheelchair is so CUTE
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i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed
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i am NOT interested in the divine feminine. i will jerk off for 3 hours straight and eat 10% of my bodyweight in smoked meats and cheeses.
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"I didnt see you at the club" i didnt see you in my living room taking edibles and playing Sly Cooper with me what the fuck is up with that huh
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