swingingspidey

[swingingspidey]

y’all criminals are sooooo lucky i haven’t lost my shit on patrol yet

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i ate a bug… i think it tasted good..

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just dug a bullet out of my arm with a butter knife :3 it workedddd!

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swingingspidey headcannons! >:D

-this spider-mans suit is a normal suit, covered with a blue hoodie layered with a red t-shirt with his logo. he also wear dark colored cargo shorts and sneakers.

-he has spinnerets! the webs are created organically from him >:3 (some ppl think this is gross- but i LOVE LOVE LOVE the movies and fics where he has spinnerets :D)

-if he doesnt eat/drink/sleep enough it affects his webs (this has resulted in a viral video of him face planting after he forgot to eat dinner and his webs gave out mid-swing)

-he has ptsd, anxiety, and autism, but is not diagnosed with any of them.

-he does NOT know tony stark (or any of the avngers) personally in the universe! not yet at least ;3

-hes a sugar addict </3 bro cant go a day without drinking a sofa or eating candy

-aunt may in this universe works a LOT. she works night shifts, comes home when peter is at school, and then is usually gone by the time he gets home. peter doesnt hold this against her at all, and on the off chance they are home at the same time they watch movies n stuff.

-spidey stays out literally all night into the early morning, and will sometimes skip school to patrol if he doesnt feel like going to class.

-nobody knows peter is spiderman, not even ned and mj.

-hes hella smart, especially when it comes to chemistry and engineering and math and all that.

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[spidey is casually hanging upside down from the side of a building, sipping a can of pepsi]

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ohhh boy- yeah i get those aaall the time, hafta do the whole ‘five things i can see, four things i can smell’ n all that jazz

hope you feel better :(

I can't fucking breathe

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as in broken ribs cant breathe or panic attack can’t breathe? or both?

I can't fucking breathe

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having a bad night, i’m either not gonna pull my punches or not try as hard to dodge

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Hi, how are you doing today?

bleeding but otherwise pretty good

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cant believe not everyone knows that platonic kissing is a thing

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SOME DOUCHBAG JUST STOLE MY GUMMY WORMS

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dont ask what i had to do for this

god i would kill for some taco bell right now

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god i would kill for some taco bell right now

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i am having issues. breathing. huh

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i know right?? chain stores could never compare to mr delmars!

[he takes another bite as he stays crouched on his chair.]

i think his cat likes tippy- she didnt even hiss!

(@squirrelgirl-official )

[they both sit outside of the small sandwich shop- sandwiches in hand. spidey has his mask rolled up slightly, revealing his mouth and nose so that hes able to munch on the sandwich.]

[after a few moments spidey speaks] soooo- isnt that the best frickin sandwich youve ever had??

[swingingspidey]

[on the left is spider-man, looking shocked and surprised and his spidey sense is going off saying: “what the-“. on the right is a cartoon cat dressed as spider-man holding up their middle finger at spider-man and saying: “fuck you. im better.”]

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(@squirrelgirl-official )

[they both sit outside of the small sandwich shop- sandwiches in hand. spidey has his mask rolled up slightly, revealing his mouth and nose so that hes able to munch on the sandwich.]

[after a few moments spidey speaks] soooo- isnt that the best frickin sandwich youve ever had??