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What chu got your tiddies out for Captian Kidd! Put them away!

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Buck get a fucking-Job Challenge- it doesnt matter if your voiced by SegiVA. Stay away from my WIFE!

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SUCKER FOR LOVE 2 IS FOR THE GAYS BABY LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

RAAAAAAAAHHHH

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What uh- what uh what are you doing there buddy?

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OH! OH! We are beating people with the MC gutiar! We love to see it, I swear if we dont end up with some cool ass powers at the end from defending the goat lady. I will feel cheated-

Also i just realized now- Purple Black white and Grey are all on the asexual flag. I'm ace and i only just fucking noticed now!! 🫠🫠

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WE LOVE TO SEE IT!! Also im here to be down bad for goat lady.

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Sucker for love 2 is finally out and my nobinary bby is the lead. (Idk if thats what the devs were going for for the MC. But I can't tell if they are meant to be a gurly pop or a feminine boy. So Nonbinary they are gonna be until fruther notice and by which i mean if they state it in the game.)

EDIT!: its a girl!! Yay! We love to see it!

I always wait for SGS to play sucker for love because Davis is so unhinged. But im fairly scared for this one. The reason being the gimmick for this one is a spray bottle and that the MC is asexual coded. They are very much not into the horniness of the whole big goat mommy. An the last thing I wanna hear is something akin to-

"Who wouldn't be horny for the goat lady!!" And say something unhinged about the MC. Because this mc was made for me. Dont get me wrong i loved the first dude. But their something so good about character going. Your tits wont work on me try better. That makes me super excited for this.

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John: He just bowed- he just bowed to the thai waiter-

John I could not do it, I would simply pass the fuck away from embrassment. But thats your man John, thats your man.

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Finished it- God. I hate how each case kinda leaves everything open ended. Because does the woman leave her abusive and toxic now husband or does she stay. Because shes been so brainwashed by her lover that he couldn't possible been drugging her.

In reality she most likely stayed, because as soon as the husband got even slightly better. He probably began gaslighting her saying shit like "oh your pyscho brother shot me!"

We can only hope that she listen to the podcast and realizes the truth so she can leave him and leave that life she clearly did not want.

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Im gonna scream so- work mean i get to listen to sherlock and Co. An im on thr cyclist part 2, first off.

The bandaid Sherlock gives John is a thomas the tank engine.

Again I can not stress how much I love how active John is in this version. Because we get qoutes like John saying sherlock should be more invested in the case. Because if the brother does kill the stalker. "Do you know how many one stars that'll generate?"

JOHN LMAO what type of sociopath take is that my guy!!

Also John giving sherlock the cold shoulder and Sherlock instantly freaking out. Plus just the imagine of Marianna and Sherlock standing in their living room watching as John put red string up on a borad. Like hes fuxking charlie day from always sunny.

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I want more Kenny and Yuuji interaction between them (ᗒᗣᗕ)

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I'll say this about Tallulah since her Adoption is official. Im put it like this the inherent tragic nature of Tallulah story of being abandon. Should not be removed. I think that's a very important part of her story. We can all just make the father a faceless character with no attachment to (you know who). They made a bunch of promises had a child and did not keep any of them. And at the end Tallulah must heal and deal woth that Truama with the help of her new familia.

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It’s official! Gee, I wonder who made this certificate of adoption?

(I made this before I left, by the way!)

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[After Fit gives Shane another pepper]

Shane: Oh wow, Tio Fabio! How'd you know this is my favorite?

Fit: 'Cuz this is the third time we've had a conversation about peppers. Dipsht.

Shane: What? What do you want? Go away.

Fit: [Offended silence]

Fit: You're lucky my ax is at the blacksmith right now. You're lucky I do not have my fcking ax on me right now, 'cuz I would end up in the news.

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Morning commute 🃏📍