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Ghosts | 3x01 — “The Owl”
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Chuck | 2x13 — “Chuck vs. The Suburbs”
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janelevy · 3 months
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Desperate Housewives | 1x03 — “Pretty Little Picture”
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janelevy · 3 months
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Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man
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janelevy · 3 months
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“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care
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janelevy · 3 months
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janelevy · 3 months
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Buddy I reblog things you've already even seen before
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janelevy · 3 months
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"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store
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janelevy · 3 months
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this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass
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janelevy · 3 months
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Being a girl who gets over nothing is so exhausting because why am I lying in bed remembering something embarrassing I did in the summer of 2014
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janelevy · 3 months
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I killed the rat king of New York and inherited his throne by right of conquest or whatever, but I never took the rat oaths so I can speak to and command rats and they are compelled to obey, but they formally elected a rat president last year. I don't have any formal power in their social hierarchy but I have very real concrete magical power over them. I guess the title gets passed to my eldest son unless a rat kills me at some point.
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janelevy · 3 months
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oh my favorite trope? two people who go through something so unique and agonizing and entirely beyond words that they have no choice but to create a bond that transcends all other types of love, thus acting as the sole point of understanding for the other person in a world that cannot fathom what they’ve been through
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janelevy · 3 months
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Do you think theres someone out there on this site who is completely non lgbt yet has all their identity written out in their bio in the format of someone with detailed microlabels
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