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alternative methods of transition: 1) burying yourself alive, left to claw at the lid of your coffin until you are reborn into your real self 2) finding a cis person of your gender and steal their skin

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Heavy on the Arctic part

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Happy Brutal Pipe Murder Day to all those who celebrate 👁️🫦👁️🪈

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"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

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"who is that beautiful man in the fanart on my dash": a guide

he looks terrible and he's wearing long flowing robes: that's jesus of nazareth

he looks terrible and he's wearing a green shirt: that's jonathan "jon" sims the archivist

he looks amazing and he's wearing a green shirt: that's armand de vorced

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airplanes should play videos of meat processing basically nonstop with no means of volume control or turning off the screen

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submitted by @defintlynotgumdrop

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They can't get me if I don't sleep. /j

@briarfairchild helped me figure out which Jon I am on the inside

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the beholding

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Please do not send me asks for donations

Here's why:

I have NO money to give you

I'm not a popular enough blog that I will give you any reach

I am a minor, and most of my followers are too

It makes me feel extremely guilty

Seeing pictures of injuries or hospitals etc are triggering for me (which are in most intro posts for this sort of thing)

They are always worded in a way that makes me feel like I am a murderer if I don't donate

It makes me feel uncomfortable

I said I don't want them, and my boundaries should be respected

I can't tell what is a bot and what isn't

I get a lot of spam from this. It is disappointing to see 10 new asks in my inbox just to be the same ask for donations over and over

Please, just respect the fact that I have said this.

Edits below (probably for the best if you read them too)

Edit: To all the people reblogging this, I'm sorry you have had to deal with this too. And yes, you can put this in your pinned post! Stay safe <3

Edit 2: I am pro Palestine and want to do everything I can to help but I'm not financially or mentally well enough to do much. I'm not in support of these people dying. Also, this post isn't just about Palestine. It's about ALL asks for donations. I'm not doing favouritism or racism. I just can't deal with it. Don't harass me for expressing boundaries.

Edit 3: Yes, this post might seem controversial. But I did literally make this for my own personal experience and didn't expect it to get more than 12 notes or so. You can agree with this post, pin this post, reblog this post, I don't care really. But don't add opposing views because quite frankly, it's none of your business. It's not my problem and I didn't mean for this post to get so many notes. Edit 2 mostly covered what I'm trying to say here, but don't use the number of notes as an excuse to fight me. I just want a peaceful Tumblr experience. Also, if you are reblogging this, don't trauma dump. I keep notifications on for this post so that I can block people harassing me before shit escalates, so I can see every reblog. You can screenshot and repost if you want to talk about your problems, but honestly its no better seeing people saying "I'm bankrupt and I just got kicked out by my family. I also have a history of abuse and those images are so triggering that I want to die". That doesn't help me. Make your own post to say that. Please

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It appears that boops have resurface from the dead. Totally don’t boop me /sar /silly

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when your boss rejects you. call that elias discard.

when he's the captain of a sci-fi ship. elias picard

when he starts singing at the tavern that's elias the bard

when there's gunfire at the workplace on christmas day that's elias diehard

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I can send email :)

YUPPIEE happy thst i can sndd email wowowow

- Yours lovingly, ☁️ (<3)

We can send email now.

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these are wonderful. i love them. /pos

I PUT THEM INTO A COMPUTER

A few months ago I started making these shimeji because I didnt find any already existing ones on the internet. Then I forgot about them for a while. BUT after listening to TMP I decided that it would be funny to finally finish them so BEHOLD. THEY ARE IN A PUTER NOW >:D

If you wanna try them you can download here on google drive

(If you don’t know how to use them, there is a small tutorial in comments)

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I have a stupid joke idea I can't stop thinking about