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Imagine you're at a fan meet up for James Cameron and he's just signing shit as usual. Then one day some people from his submarine trip are like "Jimmy! Paula found Atlantis!" and he just up and runs out of the place like "Holy shit, Atlantis!" and minutes later you see him booking it away from the KGB in America for some reason in a sixty year old trailer.

That's Montgomery LaMontgommery.

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Baby and Grownup Olethra and Maxwell 🤏

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when you see your level 2 teammates trying to throw hands with bell bearing hunter in the castle basement

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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Beastieball completed Bongus' animation sets and im going to looose my miiiiind

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Not a bad bit of beach reading!

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Okay, I have decided to do this for all of the Intrepid Heroes, and I figured I'd start with this:

*These polls are obviously not going to contain any non-adult PCs, so no Gorgug and Squing (I know he's old as shit but he reads kid to me)... and Pib is a cat, so

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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

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i’m still thinking So hard about lil olethra searching everywhere for the perfect pilby mantis to send to monty and not only did he send her a letter back but he remembers exactly who she is and what she’s talking about when they meet

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I can't believe it's #CloudwardHo day?!?!?

I've been working on this since September of last year, and I can't wait to hear what the #Dimension20 fans think ♥

SEE YOU IN THE SKIES!!!!

ID: A flashback photo of the crew of the Zephyr - left to right: Montgomery LaMontgommery, Daisuke Bucklesby, Marya Junkova, Olethra MacLeod, Comfrey MacLeod, Vanellope Chapman, Maxwell Gotch, Cadswitch Gotch. The Zephyr is in flight behind them, they are standing on a loading dock surrounded by crates and cranes

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Listen, I completely understand why it was an issue for some people, but I still think that naming the original release of Deltarune “SURVEY_PROGRAM.exe” was really really funny

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the sight of a collection of memes reblogged by 2 gimmick accounts is so quintessentially tumblr. I am in awe

My Homophobic dog masterpost

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a majority of you know nothing about how porn is made and distributed and the people in power are counting on you not knowing. i’m so tired.

one of the major things they count on you not knowing is that tube sites do not produce even a decimal of the content you consume. tube sites are just video platforms. they are access to content that isn’t put behind a paywall in the first place. mainstream studios that can often do put shortened versions of their films on tube sites for advertisement. these only make up a fraction of the content that people actively consume as well - much more of it is independently created than folks realize.

with pornhub’s model program, a MASSIVE amount of the content there is uploaded consensually by independent performers themselves. we get ad revenue and, as previously stated, it makes for decent advertisement. i believe the other big tube sites have programs that are similar. and yes, we are age verified when we apply to become part of the model program. every single thing we upload has to go through approval before it goes public.

i’m saying this because every single time a porn-related post goes around someone brings up tube sites before anything else, and they often bring up dated or entirely false information. PH and all of the big tube sites used to have MASSIVE issues (that we warned people about back then - nobody listened) with non-consensually uploaded content but they’ve long since had to change their stance on this and become fairly strict. i’m not saying there’s zero content of that nature. it’s just not all that different than any platform that has video content. all of them face issues of copyright and non-consensual media. (and i’d say they enforce their rules arguably better than platforms like say, facebook.)

and that’s not even to mention how it isn’t even a small facet of the industry despite the general public grouping it altogether. you cannot accept any kind of profit on onlyfans, manyvids, apclips, etc unless you go through a process that includes identity verification. you cannot upload any content involving another person besides who you already have paperwork for. that paperwork includes age verification. and while i’m absolutely there are people that find ways around this… that’s literally everywhere lol. in no other industry does that small outlier define the whole practice.

like… ALL of the propaganda, all the proposed legislation against sex work and specifically porn paints the exact opposite picture of what i’m telling you and so many of you are eating it up. they want you to have a visceral reaction so you don’t think critically and now - watching it hurt people outside the porn industry - we’re seeing what that does in the long term.

we have warned you. we will continue to warn you. the choice to stay ignorant is the choice to condemn yourself to a discriminatory society that’ll be overall worse off in the long run. it will run you over the moment it sees you as perverse, too.

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tmagp 39 Sam and Alice

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