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Caleb: Did you honestly think I'd always be the kind-hearted boy from your childhood?

Also Caleb, when you're hurt: Sometimes I wish you'd let me be your shield.

ALSO Caleb, when you ask to blow on his boo-boo to make him feel better: Yeah, one little blow and the pain will just fly away.

ALSO also Caleb, when making lanterns for you: It's different from buildin' models, but both are fun. No one knows you better than I do. :)

ALSO CALEB, WHEN JOTTING REMINDERS DOWN IN HIS NOTEBOOK: "Help her with her homework. Do not do it for her no matter how cute or pouty she is."

ALSO. ALSO. CALEB: If I'm not home to eat with her, I'll video call her and eat with her then.

Conclusion: YES YOU'RE THE SAME FUCKING DORK YOU WERE SINCE CHILDHOOD, STOP TRYING BEING EDGY YOU PRICK. YOU FOOLED EVERYONE FOR LIKE FIVE FUCKING SECONDS AND THEN YOU SAY THIS SHIT.

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Farewell.

There won't be any other post on this account. I am permashifting in a few hours. Rest assured I, the person writing to you now, the person who had been writing to you for the past month, will be permashifting.

Now that it's a firm decision, now, I think it's appropriate for me to vent out the stored pain of this reality, and to motivate anyone who reads, one last time.

I am no special person. I'm no superior being for having shifted.

I just did it to escape pain, to escape fear, I was a escapist. I can't lie and say I wanted to explore the multiverse. It wasn't a choice, it was desperation, desperation to see warm and loving eyes for once, ones who care if you haven't eaten, ones who can tell you've spent all night crying instead of sleeping.

I'm happy to say that those warm voices I used to repeat in my mind, which would soothe me to sleep when I couldn't; I've finally seen the faces those voices belonged to, I've felt their touch, their hugs, but what's left within me, I just want to pay them back for their love, I want to spend all eternity with them. They're my responsibility, their happiness is my priority, their goals are my goals.

I would just like to say, actually, I would like to beg you, please never give up on shifting.

Just remember, right at this moment, some souls are unconsciously yearning for you, waiting at the entrance of your desired reality, waiting to just reach out and take you back, to see you the next day.

You deserve the best, you deserve people who find you loveable each second, people who look into your eyes and understand your unspoken feelings, people who are scared to raise their voices at you, people who keep you warm throughout the coldest nights.

Please don't settle for less, please give out love to everyone in your DR, when you reach it, hopefully tonight.

I don't have anything else to say, it's been an honour, I suppose.

Goodbye.

(Btw, my username was just a nickname I have in my home reality)

[jasminumdew]

"Girls like it when men ignore em"

LIEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

I WANT THAT MAN OBSESSED WITH ME

I WANT HIM THINKING ABOUT ME LIKE A PRAYER, EVERY BREATH, EVERY MOVE, EVERY CHOICE HE MAKES ANCHORED TO ME. I WANT HIM LOSING SLEEP BECAUSE THE IDEA OF ME IS TOO LOUD IN HIS HEAD TO LET HIM REST. I WANT HIM TO LOOK AT ME LIKE I’M THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS—LIKE THE WORLD COULD BURN TO ASHES AROUND US AND HE WOULDN’T CARE AS LONG AS I’M STILL STANDING THERE.

I WANT HIM TO SPEAK MY NAME LIKE IT’S SACRED, TO LOOK AT ME LIKE I HOLD THE UNIVERSE IN MY HANDS. TO BE HAUNTED BY THE SOUND OF MY LAUGH, THE TRACE OF MY SCENT ON HIS SKIN, THE MEMORY OF MY TOUCH. I WANT HIS OBSESSION TO BORDER ON MADNESS, TO FEEL ME IN EVERY PART OF HIM LIKE A HUNGER HE CAN’T EVER SATISFY.

I WANT TO BE HIS FIRST THOUGHT

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size difference kink but in the “i grew up being made fun of for being chubby so now the idea of a giant of a man being able to toss me around and tower over me without making my weight a problem makes me really horny” way, you get what im saying?

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Main Masterlist

Unspecified (Can Read As Any Monster) and multi-monster Masterlist

Orc Masterlist

Werewolf Masterlist

Dragon Masterlist

Minotaur Masterlist

Fae Masterlist

Ghost Masterlist

Angel Masterlist

Demon And Succubus Masterlist

Naga and Lizard Monster Masterlist

Goblin Masterlist

Centaur Masterlist

Merman Masterlist

Vampire Masterlist

Aliens Masterlist

Tentacle Monster Masterlist

Hybrids Masterlist

Miscellaneous Monster Masterlist (Monsters That don't fit in any other category)

Fantasy/Monster Dildo Reviews

[jasminumdew]

I’m about to save you thousands of dollars in therapy by teaching you what I learned paying thousands of dollars for therapy:

It may sound woo woo but it’s an important skill capitalism and hyper individualism have robbed us of as human beings.

Learn to process your emotions. It will improve your mental health and quality of life. Emotions serve a biological purpose, they aren’t just things that happen for no reason.

1. Pause and notice you’re having a big feeling or reaching for a distraction to maybe avoid a feeling. Notice what triggered the feeling or need for a distraction without judgement. Just note that it’s there. Don’t label it as good or bad.

2. Find it in your body. Where do you feel it? Your chest? Your head? Your stomach? Does it feel like a weight everywhere? Does it feel like you’re vibrating? Does it feel like you’re numb all over?

3. Name the feeling. Look up an emotion chart if you need to. Find the feeling that resonates the most with what you’re feeling. Is it disappointment? Heartbreak? Anxiety? Anger? Humiliation?

4. Validate the feeling. Sometimes feelings misfire or are disproportionately big, but they’re still valid. You don’t have to justify what you’re feeling, it’s just valid. Tell yourself “yeah it makes sense that you feel that right now.” Or something as simple as “I hear you.” For example: If I get really big feelings of humiliation when I lose at a game of chess, the feeling may not be necessary, but it is valid and makes sense if I grew up with parents who berated me every time I did something wrong. So I could say “Yeah I understand why we are feeling that way given how we were treated growing up. That’s valid.”

5. Do something with your body that’s not a mental distraction from the feeling. Something where you can still think. Go on a walk. Do something with your hands like art or crochet or baking. Journal. Clean a room. Figure out what works best for you.

6. Repeat, it takes practice but is a skill you can learn :)

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If you feel like giving up on shifting, here's a list of the highs and the lows I've experienced only thanks to shifting:

-Being with someone I liked in my original reality but couldn't have;

-Having fairy wings and flying, feeling the air flow between your hair, body and the rush of adreline the higher you go up;

-Using my magic for the first time, connecting with all sort of living beings (plants, animals) and being able to communicate with them and feel things in a deeper way;

-Having a group of friends in my dorm and becoming united and tight;

-Using futuristic technology;

-Reading really ancient magical books;

-Seeing our solar system in space;

-Actually, being inside a spaceship and seeing space FROM space itself! You think everything is huge and distant? You won't realize how true it is until you're there;

-Connecting to different types of elemental magic all around you, from fire, to water, to more complex things like light and space itself;

-Using magic to make your life easier. Bed? Just use your magic to make it. Clothes? Just spin around and you're ready to go. Bad hair? What's that? I know too many beauty spells to have bad hair;

-Using both dark and light powers, truly understanding the meaning of emotions, even the ones considered ""negative";

-Having an actual arch-nemesis, somehow and someway being so different yet so similar;

-Meeting all sorts of humanoids, from demons, angels, dryads, androids, fairies... and the list goes on;

-Actually belonging to those groups!

-Buying all sort of clothes and accessories, imagine something that doesn't exist here, you can actually wear it now;

-Being sent on mission on another planet;

-Studying on another planet! Waking up and seeing the rings of Saturn, while the sun is just a little tiny dot far away in the sky;

-Being away from Earth and knowing magic is real while the entirety of humanity doesn't;

-Being cast for the first time in your first role!

-Opening a bank account and seeing the cash flow;

-Being loved and appreciated for your talent and the things you do;

-Barely staying on social media to avoid all sort of hate that might get to you;

-Travelling around the world to sing on stage;

-Being able to basically buy anything, without any limits whatsover;

-Big numbers everywhere, from views, to followers, to money;

-Meeting celebrities whom you once liked and being like... "Hey, this person is just like me";

-Celebrities being starstruck for you instead of the other way around;

-a majority of your roles being your main realities;

-Buying your first house! Despite actually living there only for two months max since you're always around the globe;

-Falling in love with people you shouldn't;

-Your ex in your fame reality playing the role of your actual ex of another reality (this one took me out you guys I didn't even do it on purpose)

-Having professors that aren't humans. One of my professor is a victorian frog (If you know you know);

-Being sent all over the cosmo to stop the big bads from taking over;

-While also having to return to class like everything is fine!

-But it totally is... I guess this is the new normal now?;

-Finding out the big villain who's been terrorizing the whole town is your boyfriend's dad and breaking up cause it was too much for you (If you know you know part 2);

-The responsability of the town's safety weighting on you, wondering if you are fit for the role despite winning so many times;

-Starting an investigation on campus because some shady stuff is happening;

-Becoming popular, actually being sucked into popularity and the superficial part of you coming out;

-Your friends being mad at you for it and then remembering what's truly important, them;

-Fighting in battle. You get hurt A LOT if you aren't careful;

-Your arch-nemesis confessing their ACTUAL crimes to you and keeping it a secret because you don't want to get caught by the law;

-Meeting the same people in different realities and realizing how deep people (and also you) are, and how complex life truly is;

I'm sure there's waaaay more since I spent so much time in my realities, but oh there are the ones that came up right now. Hope you guys like the list!

[jasminumdew]

#dirty minds worldwide

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one time my bf was fucking me and he was expecting a call from a job offer at the time and they actually called while he was rearranging my guts so he stopped and answered the phone while still in me and the guy on the other line goes “mind if we just conduct the interview now so you don’t have to come in?” and this boy goes “sure” and then KEEPS FUCKING ME. he was on this phone interview for probably 20 minutes while absolutely wrecking my shit and at one point i started whining and he just put a hand around my throat and went harder and kept talking about sales with this guy on the other line and when i tell you i’ve never been more turned on in my life.....

AND he got the job.

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"But that's not fair!"

"Now listen here pet, it isn't fair, and it's not going to get any closer to being fair for you. You wanna know why it isn't fair for you? Why the odds are always in Daddy's favor?"

"Yes...."

"Yes, who?"

"Yes, Daddy."

"Much better. You want to lose hun. In fact, it's more than that, you need to play the game of power dynamics with me and you need to lose every time. You need to lose and be spanked to be put in your place because mentally you respect and cherish the man who takes the time out of his day to bend you over his knee and show you how you belong to him like property and what happens if you don't."

"You need to lose and be disciplined and seek forgiveness when you break a rule because you need to feel me reign you in if you misbehave and correct your behavior and feel how much I care about who you are as a person and staying true to yourself."

"You need to lose and make me cum first, say good morning first thing after waking up, or serve my plate first at the dinner table because you love knowing you have been an amazingly selfless and kind person to your partner and serving me first satisfies your own need to please me."

"You need to lose but, specifically, you need to lose to me and for me, to be my good girl. And you are such a graceful loser little one."

"Thank you, Daddy."

"But that's not why it's unfair."

"Huh—"

"It's unfair for you because I like to play with my food. You were always going to lose dear, I'm just a cat who's caught my prey, and now I'm toying with you forever, seeing what makes you tick and quiver, building a loving home in that vacancy you call a brain in your pretty little head, and turning it into my permanent residence."

"And you my darling, you're like a cat who wants a door opened, but that doesn't actually go inside once it's open. There was never a chance you'd win against me, you just needed to feel like there could be."

"It's unfair because you are my private property, I just allow you to play in it."

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Nearly a week now. I'm confident to say that was the worst date anyone could ever have.

Gonna have my first date tomorrow night (first ever in my life). I'm so nervous guys 😭

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America is officially fucked. If any of you voted for that funky ass orange, bowling ball looking ass, racist ass, rapist ass, felon ass, misogynist ass, homophobic ass bitch, please unfollow and block me with all disrespect.

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Kento calls you his wife.

But you're not his wife yet.

"My wife would like the garlic cheese bread, please"

"I can't extend my shift today, my wife needs me at home."

Wife wife wife. There's no ring in Kento's finger though. All he has is you, his darling girlfriend. The first time he called you his favorite endearment you gave him a look, then giggled after. It truly was harmless, sweet, innocent— well, sometimes.

"Aw, is my wife cumming again?"

"Show your husband how much you miss him."

" 'm gonna make you mine— my wife."

The truth is, Kento doesn't need a marriage certificate to call you his wife. He's yours and you're his. He'll call you his wife anytime he wants to (which is everytime)

He'll call you his wife when your legs are trembling. When you're humping his legs, sobbing as you cry out how much you want him to stuff you. He'll call you his pretty wife when he drives his cock in and out your pulsing cunny.

And of course, "I love you, my wife." is what he'll say after shooting loads of his cum inside you.

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Gonna have my first date tomorrow night (first ever in my life). I'm so nervous guys 😭

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