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little cenozoic guys

(hyaenodon, langstonia, smilodon, dromornithidae, stegotetrabelodon, glyptodon, moropus)

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Draco seeing all the Weasleys for the first time at the Quidditch World Cup!

Everybody had a thing for Bill ✨😂

Hey! So long time no see guys :0

Thank you all so much for all of the well wishes 💚💚💚 My Tendonitis is much better and I‘m as good as new :)

I’m trying to get back into the game as soon as possible and post a comic each week again :) but maybe not right away

So I really hope you enjoyed this one ✨😂

Much love and Have a nice week 💚🌻

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harry sobbing through his best man speech at the romione wedding and yelling at hermione for stealing his wheezy. ron consoles him and hermione’s downing five wine glasses

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Harry: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back. Ron: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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I think it's hilarious when people tell me I'm laid back, because I've been screaming nonstop in my head since I was eleven.

Harry Potter, probably

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movie ron: i’ll heh go easy on you. even though you have consistently showed us how proficient you are at spellcasting and how hyper confident you are at magic. i’m the Man so i’ll go easy, don’t worry my overwhelming manliness will not allow me to disarm a poor defenceless girl

book ron: [excitedly] I DISARMED HERMIONE THREE WHOLE TIMES DID YOU SEE THAT HARRY DID YOU?????

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not a single brain cell in sight

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Harry: I'm sorry for being such a problematic wizard

Draco:

Ron:

Hermione:

Ginny:

Mcgonagall:

Pansy:

Blaise:

Cho:

Theo:

Luna:

Neville:

Dean:

Seamus:

Everyone:

Harry, voice craking: "Without you Voldemort would be alive. Thank you, we love you"

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Ginny: *looking sad*

Percy: Want me to tell you a joke?

Ginny: *looks up, shocked*

Percy: *Hesitates* Don't be sad, cuz sad backwards is das, and das not good for you

Ginny: ....

Percy: umm Ginny are you ok?

Ginny: *screaming at the top of her lungs* PERCY JUST TOLD A JOKE

The Weasley twins from a few miles away: NO FREAKING WAY

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Small Ron/Hermione canon moments that even most books readers don't remember.

1. Ron actually decided to follow his worst fear in COS with Harry after seeing Hermione's empty seat beside him at the great hall.

2. The 1st time Hermione apologised and accepted she was wrong in POA to Ron. She also hugged him and cried.

3. Ron actually read many books in his spare time to help Hermione with Buckbeak's trial.

4. Ron got detentions total 3 times in 7 years. 2 of them by Snape for defending Hermione against his bullying.

5. Hermione kissed Ron on his cheek to distract him from the horrible song Malfoy wrote in OOTP

6. Ron bought Hermione a perfume as a Christmas gift to make up for his atrocious behaviour in 4th year.

7. Hermione's the only person who caught that Twins were terrible to Ron and their pranks were affecting him emotionally.

8. Ron consoled Hermione the most when she was upset. At Dumbledore's funeral he was stroking her hair while she was crying on his shoulder.

9. Hermione asked Ron out on a date for the 1st time even though she said 'we are allowed to bring guests'

10. Ron is the only person who said 'I love you' those exact three words to his S.O in the whole series.

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The staff at the Owl Post Office when they see an orange cat wander in: "Oh no! Are you lost little kitty? What are you doing in here?"

Crookshanks, carrying an order request for the most expensive broom in the world:

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Harry deserved to punch dumbeldore in the face at least once

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Harry: Goldilocks was so stupid for not wanting to sleep in a bed too big for her

Harry: “oh noooo I’m too comfy!!!” Like shut up

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Merry Christmas guys!

Have a nice Holiday and enjoy some awful Christmas songs ✨

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Harry and Hedwig were the perfect match because no other owl could have handled Harry's dramatics other than the great passive-aggressive diva herself, Hedwig

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Snazzy parts of the books that weren't in the movies:

Harry beating up draco

Ron punching draco

Harry and ginnys ACTUAL first kiss

"Theres no need to call me sir professor"

Charlie weasley

Ted and andromeda

Angelina yelling at harry for getting detentions

"Have a biscuit potter"

Ron and hermiones ACTUAL first kiss

"Hello are you an imprint of a departed soul?"

Roonil wazlib

Harry trashing dumbledores office

Lavenders bunnie died wait thats not snazzy

"I forgot" "lucky you"

Harry using crucio on one of the carrows when they spat at mcgonogall

Harry telling krum that ginny has a boyfriend at bill and fleurs wedding

The Hogwarts kitchens

Stan being a deatheater wait thats not snazzy either

Harry calling umbridge a cow in front of dumbledore

Remus pretending he's not 110% involved in making the marauders map

"They hated each other" "nah they didn't"

Freds death scene THIS ISN'T SNAZZY