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Krispy and I released a new #UTAU cover with our UTAUloids Aino Erufu and Krisutau ! The language they’re singing in is Finnish, English subtitles will be added later on. The song is an LGBTQ+ song about a gay guy’s POV about summer love, july and so on! Comment if you want the UST file! :)

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Christians: The Bible says that homosexuality is a sin.

Me: Didn’t that same section say that haircuts are sin? 

Christians:

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The Freaky Ass Furniture of Catherine The Great

This is Catherine The Great. She was a legendary Empress of Russia and ruled longer than any other leader, and she did a damn good job by all accounts. People loved her, she worked hard, she was smart, and she was also one of the proudest motherfucking freaks in HISTORY. She proved to the world that just because you look a little like Lady John Lithgow does not mean you are undesirable, and just because you’re royalty does not mean you can’t be a horny goddess of filth.

There’s this rumor that Catherine’s biggest conquest was a literal goddamn horse, but historians believe that it’s just a sick rumor that some hating ass bitches made up because they were intimidated that a woman could not only be in charge of a country but of her own sexual predilections. HMM, THANK GOD TIMES HAVE CHANGED???

Anyway, Catherine used her money to finance this fuck pad room in her castle that was an homage to doin’ the nasty. Catherine’s Pinterest board must have looked like a fucking PornHub screenshot because this is what that beautiful proud slut decorated her lair with:

A chair that is so classically beautiful and…oh my damn…what in the hell..

IS THAT CHAIR SUCKING A DAMN DICK?

THAT IS THE DEVIL AND HE IS EATING A PUSSY LIKE HELLFIRE’S GONNA SHOOT OUT OF IT

YOU NOT A BAD BITCH UNLESS YOUR OFFICE CHAIR HAS A PANTALOON-LESS VULVA AIRING ITSELF OUT ON IT. 

THERE ARE GIANT WANGS GROWING OUT OF GIANT CHI-CHIS HOLDING UP A CORNUCOPIA OF FINELY-CRAFTED, CLASSICAL ASS, BAROQUE ASS, ROCOCO ASS GENITALS, WITH THEIR TORRENTIAL EJACULATIONS. HOW THE FUCK YOU GONNA GO TO IKEA AFTER THIS SHIT? 

I wish there were more pictures of the original pieces, but in the 50′s some uptight German Army dipshits destroyed her collection because it gave them shameful boners or something. An artist has recreated her utilitarian odes to fuck, but it is truly sad that we cultured skanks can never appreciate such high art in its original glory. Damn, Cathy. Respect.

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Straight People: (spend literally centuries erasing the histories of queer people who made themselves known and pressuring the rest with threat of violence to the point where they’re forced to keep it a secret their whole lives)

Straight People: whats with this RECENT FAD where everyones SUDDENLY GAY

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            !!!!!!!!PLEASE HELP TO SPREAD THIS!!!!!!

Gay men in Russia are being rounded up and put into concentration camps.  I’m so beyond upset and I’m asking you to help spread this information in hopes that it will bring this disgustingly horrible situation more media attention and put additional pressure on Russia to investigate these camps and shut them down.

There is a petition to stop the persecution here and the Russian LGBT Network has a donation page here (it looks pretty legit to me and is associated with a Facebook page with 12,000+ followers, but if anyone can find more information confirming the validity of it that would be beyond appreciated.)

These men are all the way across the world but they’re part of my community and they need our help. They don’t have the same luxuries (basic human rights) that we do and they are in desperate need for us to help speak up for them. 

You can read the full article here or google the topic for more information. Please.

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That guy probably ships Regan more than anyone else

Just look at him

that’s my boss

You two should make a porn

yes, motherfucker yes

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So I went looking at Gordon Ramsay videos and found this and laughed for about 10 minutes.

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Phase 1 Noodle is honestly so precious. She is the joy of Gorillaz. She’s the laughter, the fun, the HOPE. The boys have problems, like normal people, and so does Noodle. But Noodle smiles. She dances and jumps and laughs and plays. She’s little, and adorable. But she’s tough and independent and strong and talented. She’s such an amazing child. She’s goofy and loveable, but brave and mature. She brings out the best in the others, even Murdoc. She’s a ray of sunshine, and it is quite impossible not to adore her. She’s so young, but so smart and capable. She’s, quite literally, inspirational.

She’s kind of like that bit of hope in a world that’s full of hatred and fear and terror and war and misery. She’s the reminder that it’s not all bad. She’s the light at the end of the tunnel. She’s the person you think of to feel alright again. She’s the one that hugs you and tells you it’s going to be ok. She’s more than just a kid. She’s brilliant.

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OMG ;;____; <33

Confession #1182:

“I really love Aino Erufu! she’s a very versatile utau. I think her childish append is my favorite so far!”

Artist:  makeydev

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A Masterlist of Every Gorillaz Song

Tomorrow Comes Today EP

Tomorrow Comes Today

Rock the House

Latin Simone

12D3

Gorillaz

Rehash

5/4

Tomorrow Comes Today

New Genious (Brother)

Clint Eastwood ft. Del the Funky Homosapien

Man Research (Clapper)

Punk

Double Bass

Sound Check (Gravity)

Rock the House ft. Del the Funky Homosapien

19-2000

Latin Simone (¿Qué Pasa Contigo?) ft. Ibrahim Ferrer

Starshine

Slow Country

M1A1

G Sides

19-2000 (Soulchild Remix)

Dracula

Rock the House (Radio Edit) ft. Del the Funky Homosapien

The Sounder ft. Phi Life Cypher

Faust

Clint Eastwood ft. Phi Life Cypher

Ghost Train

Hip Albatross

Left Hand Suzuki Method

12D3

Laika Come Home

Jungle Fresh (19-2000)

Strictly Rubbadub (Slow Country)

Bañana Baby (Tomorrow Comes Today)

Monkey Racket (Man Research)

De-Punked (Punk)

P.45 (5/4)

Dub Ø9 (Starshine)

Crooked Dub (Sound Check)

Mutant Genius (New Genious)

Come Again (Rehash)

A Fistful of Peanuts (Clint Eastwood)

Lil’ Dub Chefin’ (M1A1)

Demon Days

Intro

Last Living Souls

Kids with Guns ft. Neneh Cherry

O Green World

Dirty Harry ft. Bootie Brown and The Children’s Youth Choir of San Fenandez

Feel Good Inc. ft. De La Soul

El Mañana

Every Planet We Reach Is Dead ft. Ike Turner

November Has Come ft. DOOM

All Alone ft. Roots Manuva and Martina Topley-Bird

White Light

DARE ft. Shaun Ryder and Rosie Wilson

Fire Coming Out of the Monkey’s Head ft. Dennis Hopper

Don’t Get Lost In Heaven ft. London Community Gospel Choir

Demon Days ft. London Community Gospel Choir

D Sides

68 State

People

Hongkongaton

We Are Happy Landfill

Hong Kong

Highway (Under Construction)

Rockit

Bill Murray ft. The Bees

The Swagga

Murdoc is God

Spitting Out The Demons

Don’t Get Lost In Heaven (Demo)

Stop The Dams ft. Ghostigital

Plastic Beach

Orchestral Intro

Welcome to the World of the Plastic Beach ft. Snoop Dogg

White Flag ft. Bashy and Kano

Rhinestone Eyes

Stylo ft. Mos Def and Bobby Womack

Superfast Jellyfish ft. De La Soul and Gruff Rhys

Empire Ants ft. Little Dragon

Glitter Freeze ft. Mark E. Smith

Some Kind of Nature ft. Lou Reed

On Melancholy Hill

Broken

Sweepstakes ft. Mos Def

Plastic Beach

To Binge ft. Little Dragon

Cloud of Unknowing ft. Bobby Womack

Pirate Jet

Doncamatic 

The Fall

Phoner to Arizona

Revolving Doors

HillyBilly Man

Detroit

Shy-Town

Little Pink Plastic Bags

The Joplin Spider

The Parish of Space Dust

The Snake in Dallas

Amarillo

The Speak It Mountains

Aspen Forest ft. Paul Simonon

Bobby in Phoenix ft. Bobby Womack

California and the Slipping of the Sun

Seattle Yodel ft. Archie McPhee’s Yodelling Pickle

DoYaThing

DoYaThing ft. André 3000 and James Murphy

Other/Rare Songs

Pirate’s Progress

Apple Cart

Pirate Radio

Crashing Down

Whirlwind

Leviathan ft. The Horrors

Soldier Boy ft. Martina Topley-Bird

Three Hearts, Seven Seas, Twelve Moons

Electric Shock ft. Hypnotic Brass Ensemble

Dub Dumb

Samba At 13

Film Music

Mr. Softy’s Balloon Race

Mix 2

911

Hand Clapper

Gor Beaten

Don Quixote’s Christmas Bonanza

Gorillaz on My Mind ft. Redman

FM with Nathan Haines

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More of these two cuties

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Here’s my 2Doc fanfic rec list! It’s pretty long so it should keep all you 2Doc shippers busy :D I got a new laptop so I was finally able to update my blog, so I added a whole bunch of great fics to the list!

Also if you go to my blog and go to my fanfic rec page, there are links to my other fanfic recs too! I have Johnlock, Usuk, and Spirk (im gonna need to update the Spirk one lmao) I’m also gonna add a Skwistok list

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Fazer’s Mignon eggs, full chocolate eggs in an actual eggshell, are a Finnish easter tradition. 

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I used mouse and tablet in here. Kiki , the middle one is mine