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not straight, not gay, but a secret third thing (left handed 😔)
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i always feel so guilty going to other coffee shops besides the shop i work at… it feels like i’m having a scandalous affair and shall be hung upon my return
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nothing matters more in my life than the facial expression my mom gives me every time i get another really stupid tattoo
#got a broccoli tattoo#it’s actually kinda sentimental#gonna tell her i just like applebees broccoli so much
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got depressed again. might just disregard the five second rule. i don’t even give a shit anymore
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find it rather unfortunate that a common and recurring phrase of mine lately is “hey did you know i graduated high school? like they let me do that. isn’t that CRAZY???”
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forgot my dad went missing and had to break that news to my therapist with a solid 9 minutes left in session and it was the hardest doorknob to date i think
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hey so i just learned recently that it actually isn’t normal to listen to one song 712 times in one year and that not only is that probably breaking some sort of record for that artist and specific song it’s also probably very autistic of me
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finally got diagnosed w adhd and i’m currently in that phase where it feel like living ur life in high def because every symptom is just THERE
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was working in silence for 20 minutes and one of my coworkers turns on her headset and goes “if you had to invent a new war crime what would it be?” and i think that just about sums up food service
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Asexual watching monster porn for the creature designs

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cut my coworker’s grilled cheese into a heart today because i hurt their feelings
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i love confessing federal crimes to my boss i think it is so fun to watch his vision of me continuously crumble
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his sopping wet dog personality and homosexual taste in music captivated me
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