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Been suffering through my Prozac prescription, whole time I just needed to go on a quest.

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MY MAN

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‘thnks fr th mmrs’ cover but its ‘thnks fr th fish’ and its entirely in dolphin calls. is this anything

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Spin my picker wheels and tell me how screwed you are!

You are a random Gotham citizen having a chance meeting with one of the rogues gallery. Who are they and what do they want from you?

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Since it's watermelon season!

My grandfather used to grow watermelons, among other things, and he told me about most of this, especially the orange spot. Those are the absolute best!

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Gotta admit, any one of these would work on me.

Love me some burritos.

Source: could be worse comics

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Her name is Nuta and she's a necromancer who can only summon animals :)

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Anti-piracy ad from 2004

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Every day I forget the fundamental fucking rule that is DON'T PANIC!

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due to inflation the answer to life the universe and everything is now 48

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i'm gonna say one of my fave niche character tropes gotta be when a guy is either already off his rocker, or is spiralling into insanity, and he's in a fur coat. Deranged lunatic fashion at its finest, some examples :

listen i know geoffrey chaucer is barely making it here but i love him

pulleasee reblog this with other examples if you know any, i collect them like babies

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i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

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thinking about last year when craig charles was just like Y’know i think there’s a universe where rimmer and lister are married. and then he riffed on that a little too easily like he’s thought of it before and then just left us with that