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do i eats --- or --- fwend???

I present to you the absolute critter: the honeycomb catfish

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That's what I'm saying -- But yet -- no one -- ever believe me!

necromancy is literally fine

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that one thing about blue jays being the one funky colorful guy in a family of goths is fake actually. theres a lot of blue corvids esp in north america. even some of the gothy ones have blue bc corvids just fucking love being blue.

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She's beauty, she's grace

I painted a steller's jay that's been visiting me lately ♥️

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Pretty sure it's when -- one of them -- tries to fly. -- Normally -- I get myself -- way up high -- whenever I -- tries to fly. -- Never works ;-;

What is even the difference between an Elf and a High Elf?

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Hm, can't decide if -- friend or -- food!

Good boy -- z -- in any case

Them...

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im not even the type of guy to go "actually it's frankenstein's MONSTER" because a painting by rembrandt or picasso or any other artist is often called "a rembrandt" or "a picasso" as shorthand. so in this respect frankenstein's monster can be considered "a frankenstein"

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surely summoning many ghouls would improve this situation

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🎶 It's good mood food -- but also -- good friends.

Bugs I have drawn (do people on here know I'm into that?)

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🎶 Stop, wait a minute -- annnnd neeext uuup! -- 🎶 It's gonna be me! -- pwetty pwease with a chewwy on top 🥺👉👈

i miss doing custom designs so so bad but it's weird to ask to do it for free

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May Patreon Illustration! Celestial insects

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🎶 Now, this is a story all about how -- 🎶 I said to the man -- I'm robbin' graves 'n takin' names.

And they were, like -- I'm not best pleased!

🎶 I said to the man -- I'll only taaake just -- skeleton.

🎶 So they say -- The WHAT?

🎶 I said to the man -- now lemme explain -- you won't see 'em -- skeleton.

But he didn't believe me -- "I'll know!"

But, Stellx -- Good job! -- papier-mâché -- you won't see 'em -- skeleton -- only -- puppet -- friends.

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Caterpillar jumping spider, Uroballus carlei, Salticidae

Found in Hong Kong

Photos 1-3 by pauldickson, 4-5 by charmianwoodhouse, 6 by lawrencehylton, 7-8 by portioid, and 9 (for scale) by lawrencehylton

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Ladies and gentlefolk -- children of all ages -- welcome to a -- Stellar Performance! 👏

My friends, they -- 🎶 they call me her / they call me -- Stellx -- 🎶 that's...my name.

My friends, they -- also -- call me -- JB? Is that short for anything? -- Jay Bard! -- also -- short for -- given name -- 🎶 that's...my name.

🎶 I'm runnin' up that hill -- 🎶 over the hills and far away -- it's hiding from -- my family -- Stellx -- black sheep.

🎶 I'm just a poor boy -- 🎶 all by myself -- robbin' graves 'n takin' names -- for -- puppet -- friends!

Puppet -- friends -- 🎶 got to dance for me.

Stellx -- playwright.

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